Chris Mohney
@chrismohney.bsky.social
Writer and editor and drinker and eater
well New York has tried the cop mayor, and the billionaire mayor. maybe it's time we give a chance to Billionaire Cop Mayor
Jessica Tisch, the billionaire heiress, will remain New York City’s police commissioner in Zohran Mamdani’s administration.
Read our profile of Tisch from earlier this year.
Read our profile of Tisch from earlier this year.
Police Commissioner, Heiress and Maybe a Future New York City Mayor
“I don’t see it,” Jessica Tisch says. It is already a complicated life overhauling the Police Department, working for Eric Adams and keeping the Trump administration at bay.
nyti.ms
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
well New York has tried the cop mayor, and the billionaire mayor. maybe it's time we give a chance to Billionaire Cop Mayor
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Yes, Chris Mohney, I have finished my study of Chimarvamidium.
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Yes, Chris Mohney, I have finished my study of Chimarvamidium.
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Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
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i haven't noticed the cloudflare outage because i've only been visiting morally pure websites today
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
i haven't noticed the cloudflare outage because i've only been visiting morally pure websites today
everyone showing up online for the morning nuzzi takes
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
everyone showing up online for the morning nuzzi takes
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
ok nevermind, I’m reading these things now. who am I kidding
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
ok nevermind, I’m reading these things now. who am I kidding
oh yeah, well I desire desiring desire being desiring, how bout that
It needs to be emphasized that this paragraph is about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
oh yeah, well I desire desiring desire being desiring, how bout that
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Cenobite at open mic night: we have such sights to show you…such exquisite pain…but enough about being married FOLKS haha I kid, my wife is a great teeth monster
November 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Cenobite at open mic night: we have such sights to show you…such exquisite pain…but enough about being married FOLKS haha I kid, my wife is a great teeth monster
new season of Landman really showcasing Taylor Sheridan's range in writing strong female characters, like crazy bitches, dumb bitches, mean bitches, sexy bitches, and bitches on their period
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
new season of Landman really showcasing Taylor Sheridan's range in writing strong female characters, like crazy bitches, dumb bitches, mean bitches, sexy bitches, and bitches on their period
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couple military choppers cruising up the Hudson. for reasons. bonus dramatic sky background
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
couple military choppers cruising up the Hudson. for reasons. bonus dramatic sky background
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I brought an email to this knife fight
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I brought an email to this knife fight
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The Patron Saints of Wraparound Oakleys and Indictable Hard Drives are having one helluva time right now
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The Patron Saints of Wraparound Oakleys and Indictable Hard Drives are having one helluva time right now
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I like the new Witcher with Liam Hemsworth. marinating in the humiliation of all involved. it’s like what if they did a fake Game of Thrones inside the Curb Your Enthusiasm universe
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I like the new Witcher with Liam Hemsworth. marinating in the humiliation of all involved. it’s like what if they did a fake Game of Thrones inside the Curb Your Enthusiasm universe
welcome to another crisp fall Friday of "Not Reading That"
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
welcome to another crisp fall Friday of "Not Reading That"
ok so no more overt statements of metaphorical violence on here. button up your language. for example, I think President Trump should make spaghetti
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
ok so no more overt statements of metaphorical violence on here. button up your language. for example, I think President Trump should make spaghetti
Not cooking for Thanksgiving this year, but I'm making stock anyway from last year's turkey bits unearthed from freezer at last
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Not cooking for Thanksgiving this year, but I'm making stock anyway from last year's turkey bits unearthed from freezer at last
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police man: You are under arrest
me: inventory
police man: What ?
me: check inventory
me: inventory
police man: What ?
me: check inventory
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
police man: You are under arrest
me: inventory
police man: What ?
me: check inventory
me: inventory
police man: What ?
me: check inventory
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me: (reaching into 800g jar of cashews on top shelf) .... little cashew treat .... beautiful snack
devil on my shoulder: Do it. They should be part of you
angel on my shoulder: Im so proud of you. You deserve cashews. Sweet child. Im so happy youre taking them
me: everyone agrees thats for baby boy
devil on my shoulder: Do it. They should be part of you
angel on my shoulder: Im so proud of you. You deserve cashews. Sweet child. Im so happy youre taking them
me: everyone agrees thats for baby boy
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
me: (reaching into 800g jar of cashews on top shelf) .... little cashew treat .... beautiful snack
devil on my shoulder: Do it. They should be part of you
angel on my shoulder: Im so proud of you. You deserve cashews. Sweet child. Im so happy youre taking them
me: everyone agrees thats for baby boy
devil on my shoulder: Do it. They should be part of you
angel on my shoulder: Im so proud of you. You deserve cashews. Sweet child. Im so happy youre taking them
me: everyone agrees thats for baby boy