Bruno Dias
brunodias.bsky.social
Bruno Dias
@brunodias.bsky.social
Video game writer and and narrative designer.

Personal blog: https://azhdarchid.com/
Fediverse profile: https://azhdarchid.online/@bruno
Full bio: https://brunodias.dev/bio/

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📌 I'm a game designer and writer. Previous work includes:

- Skin Deep (Additional writing)
- Fallen London (Lead designer)
- Neo Cab (Narrative Design)
- Pathologic 2 (Localization writing)
- Where the Water Tastes Like Wine (Writing)

...as well as op-eds, criticism, and interactive fiction.
Right, that's exactly where you wanna build a data center – in a place which has half a second of ping to anywhere on Earth and is perfectly heat-insulated on all sides.

www.businessinsider.com/google-proje...
Sundar Pichai says Google will start building data centers in space, powered by the sun, in 2027
Google announced Project Suncatcher earlier this month. CEO Sundar Pichai now says it could begin building data centers in space as soon as 2027.
www.businessinsider.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
me: so you'll give me anything I ask for? hand grenade, the nuclear football, whatever?

the hive mind: that is correct. we will try our best.

me: so how about some of that pluribussy

[cut to a perfectly choreographed overhead shot of two dozen people killing me with hammers]
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
the bluesky statistics website tells me I use the words "game" and "video" a lot and yeah I guess. I don't know what I was expecting
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My modest proposal for addressing the question of whether ivy league kids are getting too much time to complete tests and thus gaining an "unfair advantage" is to feed all ivy graduates directly into a meat grinder, a policy that would vastly improve society and save a ton of everyone's time
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Epic banning Horses is kind of funny because it's like if the Hornets saw the Clippers getting in trouble for paying Kawhi under the table and called a press conference to announce they cheated the salary cap to sign LaMelo Ball.
December 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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This is, possibly, the worst advice on how to get a level design job I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t so much read as something written by someone who’s never worked in dev, more like someone whose parents were killed in a freak level design accident, and they vowed never to place a trigger volume again
December 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Cyber Monday came and went and I saw precisely zero appallingly intimate DMs mistakenly sent to MUD-wide general chat – we really have forgotten the reason for the season, methinks
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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bummer situation but grim lol at this exception on the epic games store
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
highly recommend Sleeping a Sufficient Amount if you're trying to accomplish something with your day
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The other thing about "oh I wish press would cover indie games more" is that a well known reality in games marketing is that convincing someone to buy your game typically means exposing them to it multiple times. People rarely actually make a purchase based on seeing something once.
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I don't believe there was any point in my 10+ year career in games and games media where press coverage had the power to "create" an indie hit.
this is a particularly funny year for the "press should cover indies more" convo to pop up again because as far as I can tell we've reached a point where press coverage has zero effect on sales anymore so idk, be free indies, worry about things that actually matter like steam nextfest placement
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The dual nature of reality is exemplified in that if you want to make chicken salad – the classic warm-weather lunch option – you have to first poach chicken, and thus as a byproduct make chicken broth – the classic cold-weather dinner option.
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My Ectocomp game, KINOPHOBIA, has been updated with various bug fixes and improvements; if you haven't played it, this is a final-polish version. Now that the jam is over, I've also set it to pay what you want, so you're welcome to pay me... if you want...

brunodias.itch.io/kinophobia
Kinophobia by Bruno Dias
Explore a haunted movie studio. Learn the fates of its tormented souls. End a curse inscribed in blood and celluloid.
brunodias.itch.io
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
okay the cold open of the Chair Company finale? sickest thing I've ever seen
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The evil demon that sneaks into my laptop at night and sneaks typos into all my writing while I sleep
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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everyone: my job sucks my social life is dead everything is too expensive and i have no hope for the future

experts: very interesting that you think that, but the numbers just don't back it up. i'm more concerned by your lack of financial literacy, to be perfectly honest
November 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The idea that you're going to have a safety net and material security for all people while also allowing a minority to accumulate wealth and power without limit is such an insane delusion. Even by centrist standards it's such a starkly idiotic notion when phrased explicitly like that.
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
[to an exhausted French peasant searching through the leavings in a harvested wheat field to find leftover grain] if you've got time to lean you've got time to glean
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It is funny to call this card "Deadly Precision" given how the characte depicted is, you know, the most nonlethal knife throwing assassin of all time. Just constantly pinning people's clothes to walls and suchlike. She did also miss a lot. It was kid's show!
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I think the corollary that a lot of people miss about "write what you know" is that *you have the power to know more things.* Research and talking to people are a central part of writing!
“write only what you know” is bullshit because a man wrote silent hill f and this shit rocks!!!! its feminist core resonates SO strongly if you’re a woman!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
There's just a river of money generating this kind of junk science and pouring it into headlines designed to inflate the value of the AI bubble
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It's very funny how through all the trials and tribulations of Standard in the past several months, the deck I ultimately landed on is... basically the same Jeskai Control list I was playing when Cori-Steel Cutter was legal
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
is there a form I can fill out to join Bong Joon Ho's anti-AI death squad
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I continue interested enough in Pluribus' mystery to force myself to watch but it is true that the way this show is paced and structured drives me insane. Once I saw that every scene is basically constructed the same way I started really feeling like this tv show could have been an email
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Redwall-esque anthropomorphic animals where all the different animal people's cultures are like, driven by metaphors (the squirrelfolk are bankers because they like to hoard nuts etc) *except* the cat people, whose whole deal is very literal and they will not stop eating plastic
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM