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caylen
@caylen.bsky.social
official Bluesky account of Cowboy.

director of marketing for @gardens.dev 🌳
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just gonna start posting some of my fav pics of my dog Cowboy in this thread over time so they don’t all just live on Twitter or my hard drive
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Slumlord landlord in college at WVU in 2006 attempted to fix a blocked sewer line himself without having a clue what he was doing. Cut into the pipe above his head with a sawzall and got a mouthful.
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
the only thing better than seeing a new gaming pc perform than some crazy game is how fast it compiles shaders for a new game
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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there’s a part where the lead character and his wife drunk drive home and they just don’t even give a fuck it’s in the movie
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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starting the 5th annual “find the best worst Christmas movie” hunt with @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social

every year, we start the hunt with a rewatch of our favorite worst from last year

here’s an IMDb review of the 2024 winner’s director/writer/producer/main actor for “A Dog For Christmas”
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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This is uniquely one of the meanest and most aggravating movies. I want every character to suffer and the suffering they do go through at the hands of the other awful characters is not nearly enough despite taking up most of the runtime of the film. IMHO an S-tier bad Christmas flick
starting the 5th annual “find the best worst Christmas movie” hunt with @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social

every year, we start the hunt with a rewatch of our favorite worst from last year

here’s an IMDb review of the 2024 winner’s director/writer/producer/main actor for “A Dog For Christmas”
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Recession indicator. Tomorrow they're gonna tell you the best way to fix the suspenders on the big barrel you're wearing instead of clothes
"Never eating instant ramen any other way again," said a reader who tried this simple recipe. nyti.ms/4oVswSM
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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corky, macready, and hungry
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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imagine being looked at like this for two hours
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
starting the 5th annual “find the best worst Christmas movie” hunt with @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social

every year, we start the hunt with a rewatch of our favorite worst from last year

here’s an IMDb review of the 2024 winner’s director/writer/producer/main actor for “A Dog For Christmas”
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle rehabilitated No Shit Sherlock into the beloved character we know today
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Salmonella has the chance to do the funniest thing
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Thanksgiving games afoot
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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happy friday to those who observe
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
on their way to steal your hearts and turkey
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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one of my friends is doing some research on perceptions of generative AI, here’s a quick survey. if you are able to take a few minutes to answer it’d be much appreciated! forms.gle/PxxAqhtgAHqB...
Generative AI study questionnaire
forms.gle
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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WWOS 1985 Australian F1 Grand Prix (NWS 9, 03/11/85) : 9200s
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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We did it joe
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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happy turkey day
November 24, 2023 at 12:16 AM
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November 5, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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using the bill and ted time machine to go to athens BC times and scoop up plato. take him to panchos buffet with the unlimited refried beans and enchiladas. teach him how to raise the little flag at the table and order more DP from the lady and he catches on so quick
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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People who are into retro games and nazi shit at the same time are completely fucking mystifying dude. Like sorry you are already Designated Freak forever for liking old stuff instead of season pass gamer pass normal manshooter 2026, please learn to love yourself
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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night snoozies :3
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
happy friday to those who observe
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Snitch tagging a politician because you think someone was mean to another poster is WILD work lmfao
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM