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SKELLYTON
@pizzalawyer420.bsky.social
I like what I like
She/her ¦ autistic
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"The interior of the Godfather van features circular bed, overhead light show, mirrors, 18 stereo speaker"
I can be your angle or your devil
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I this is the perfect theme song for the kind of Christmas movie I watch (so atrocious on every level it's hard to believe it's real)
Listen to these Tim and Eric-ass synths. Could easily be a song about shrimp or diarrhea. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMhG...
Bon Jovi Back Door Santa
YouTube video by peel4me
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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I will never tidepool at night without a uv light again

🌊🌿🦀🐙🦑
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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OMG it just took out one of the distant cameras!!
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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This is U N B E L I E V A B L E. #Kilauea
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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hey "nice" long flowing beard haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is Heavenly Lord Guan Yu from the 2000 years of veneration] oh fuck
September 17, 2023 at 4:32 PM
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The Loneliness of the Outside The Office Cowboy (1962)
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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in love
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Loneliness of the Outside The Office Cowboy (1962)
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Bitches, leave.
December 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Amy Schumer: wow this butter sculpture of me is a lot more tasteful than I thought and you got the likeness pretty good too!

Me: thanks it’s pig butter don’t get it near your mouth
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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This guy once had a complete mental breakdown because people kept sharing "kung pow penis" memes on tumblr.
because this website is a lame hugbox full of the most fragile people from blue wave facebook, that got chased off of tumblr by 14 year olds and were too crybaby for mastodon
Hey how did you end up with a transphobia tag on you?
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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'Vogue Red Blocks' Teaset -Shelley (manu). Eric Slater. c.1930
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Film exploded in the 60s through the 90s was because there was a healthy ecosystem of independent theaters that could book screenings for non-studio films. It's how Roger Corman built an empire that gave some of our greatest filmmakers and performers their first jobs. That is near impossible now.
December 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I was maybe 47 when I first read this article, and it cracked my head wide open. I was a "gifted" kid, and here was this article explaining in black and white EXACTLY why my adult years were a wreckage of failed jobs and relationships, when I had held SO MUCH PROMISE AND POTENTIAL

It's been a ride!
The Lost Girls: ‘Chaotic and Curious, Women With ADHD All Have Missed Red Flags That Haunt Us’
After multiple burnouts, in my early 30s I finally knew why life sometimes felt harder for me. It made perfect sense, so why had no one noticed before?
getpocket.com
January 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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in the end, the future of cinema is Hundreds of Beavers
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Inside of you there are 2 wolves
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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If you haven't seen Nashville a) fix that b) Opal is a reporter who constantly records the worst rambling drivel into her portable tape deck, is insanely stupid, racist and sleeps with ALL her subjects. Nuzzi clearly missed the whole IT'S SATIRE bit when she modeled her life after her lol
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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some days I feel like the only thing I have in common with my country is a high level of executive dysfunction.
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Too foggy to go take one tonight but here's an old full moon photo i took
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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You’ve worked hard today. How about a cover from the Japanese gay magazine (1977-1982) My Life My Way?
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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please enjoy this lamp made by quinnie pearl
quinnie.world
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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It's a sort of a white Gonzo with no eyes

I don't think it has a name
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM