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I guess nobody sees what I see?

(am I just hoping that ~something~ is coming to save us?)
Anyone else seeing SuperMan? 👀
A Solar Eruption from SDO apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26011...
Continuous monitoring improves space weather forecasts and helps humanity better understand how solar activity affects satellites, GPS, radio communications, and power grids on Earth
January 14, 2026 at 3:16 AM
“sounds too close to immigrant”
January 14, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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💯
January 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
So Google and Apple have partnered on multiyear deal for AI tech.

Apple has finally said “we don’t know what the fuck we’re doing with Ai”

And Google has responded ”we don’t either, but you’re our last hope to stay relevant and get paid“
January 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I do have to say, I am enjoying Apple’s new glassy desktop thing using my photos. I get nice little reminders every time I open my phone.
January 13, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Subtitles are the only accessibility Maga supports 🤷
January 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
OH, so NOW he’s seen something???
Mike Johnson on Renee Good: "This woman was taunting ICE officers. She was impeding law enforcement. She was violating a number of laws. They were very patient ... what I saw was she hit the accelerator and hit the ICE officer and he reacted in a split second."
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Anyone else seeing SuperMan? 👀
A Solar Eruption from SDO apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26011...
Continuous monitoring improves space weather forecasts and helps humanity better understand how solar activity affects satellites, GPS, radio communications, and power grids on Earth
January 13, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Hats off to the guy that guns you down one night in the walmart parking lot, asshole.
Bovino on the officer who killed Renee Good: "Hats off to that ICE agent"
January 13, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I only glow after sex and running from ICE
The new glowy skin is just greasy skin.
January 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
“Everybody has a plan, until they shoot you in the face”
a man wearing glasses and a mustache is looking to the side
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a mustache is looking to the side
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January 13, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 6:25 PM
“AI, how can I get a job?”

AI: “ICE is hiring TODAY!”
January 13, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Yes the voodoo doll is kicking in….
checking in on the president of the United States
January 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I raped a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick.
I raped a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I raped a girl and I liked it (I liked it).
January 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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The unofficial slogan of Bluesky
January 13, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Everyone thought Americans were sooo badass….

All because of our past.

But we’re not those people anymore.

We’re feckless and lazy and uncaring.

Iran is cooler than Amerika.

We don’t deserve this Country.

😞😡
January 13, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I scheduled this post.
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January 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Can you guess who it is?
This person is in the Epstein Files.. Find out who it is!
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January 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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Well, fuck. That's not good enough.
😐 The Swearsky Index is currently 3.9%.
January 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
LOL
Todd Lambert - the OG
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January 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Tool

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TOOL - Forty Six & 2 (Usha knows)
Usha's secret desires
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January 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Trump has renamed the State of the Union address.

It will now be referred to as the State of the President address and it will be held anytime there are more than two cameras pointed at him.
January 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
2025 ————- 2026
How it’s goin:
a green parakeet is standing on a table next to a pile of papers
ALT: a green parakeet is standing on a table next to a pile of papers
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January 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM