Todd Lambert
@toddlambert.com
Hi, I'm ToddLambert.com
FBI Disclaimer: All of my posts are harmless parody
Host: @BlueskyShow.com
Creator: @VideoPrivacy.org
Photographer:
Twilightscapes.com
UrbanFetish.com
FBI Disclaimer: All of my posts are harmless parody
Host: @BlueskyShow.com
Creator: @VideoPrivacy.org
Photographer:
Twilightscapes.com
UrbanFetish.com
Since I've updated my site, I can now bring back an oldie but goodie: Lauren Boebert in a theater.
Will she go down on you in.... a theater
Will Lauren Boebert go down on you in a theater? Find out!
toddlambert.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Since I've updated my site, I can now bring back an oldie but goodie: Lauren Boebert in a theater.
Have you ever wonder why Trumpers see things so differently?
Try out the all-new Trump Goggles
Trump Goggles allow you view what going through life as a Magat is really like
toddlambert.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Have you ever wonder why Trumpers see things so differently?
Trumpster's flaming dumpster fire in Venezuela
Trumpster's flaming dumpster fire in Venezuela
Trump is a complete dumster fire - in fact, he's a trumpster fire
toddlambert.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Trumpster's flaming dumpster fire in Venezuela
📣 I'M BACK! 😁
Due to recent events w/ Bluesky, I've realized it's best to move content to a more distributed and external model.
This way, my content won't go away just because someone got offended.
Going forward, I will be posting on my site much more. I hope you will follow the links I share.
Due to recent events w/ Bluesky, I've realized it's best to move content to a more distributed and external model.
This way, my content won't go away just because someone got offended.
Going forward, I will be posting on my site much more. I hope you will follow the links I share.
Todd Lambert - the OG designer, developer, and content producer
Meet Todd Lambert, a long haired leaping gnome who can design, photograph, develop and deliver
toddlambert.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
📣 I'M BACK! 😁
Due to recent events w/ Bluesky, I've realized it's best to move content to a more distributed and external model.
This way, my content won't go away just because someone got offended.
Going forward, I will be posting on my site much more. I hope you will follow the links I share.
Due to recent events w/ Bluesky, I've realized it's best to move content to a more distributed and external model.
This way, my content won't go away just because someone got offended.
Going forward, I will be posting on my site much more. I hope you will follow the links I share.
It's really Epsteiny tonight...
good job! 👍
good job! 👍
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It's really Epsteiny tonight...
good job! 👍
good job! 👍
Hot shrimps? Go on... 🍤
I was discussing hot shrimps w/ someone & pulled this up from @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 495 during the #lostcityvents expedition. The shrimp from my local wet market cook with hot tap water, but not these crazy cool crustaceans. #MarineLife
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hot shrimps? Go on... 🍤
Well, my doctor suggest hookers and cocaine
Q: Are you going to unveil a healthcare plan?
TRUMP: I like my plan. Don't give money to the insurance companies, give it to people directly and let them go out and buy their own plan
Q: Are you planning to extend ACA subsidies?
T: I'd rather not but it may be necessary to get something else done
TRUMP: I like my plan. Don't give money to the insurance companies, give it to people directly and let them go out and buy their own plan
Q: Are you planning to extend ACA subsidies?
T: I'd rather not but it may be necessary to get something else done
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Well, my doctor suggest hookers and cocaine
"they were testing our system and they said it was one of the greatest experiences of their lives. They're just thrilled to be helping the Reich"
Huh. Will be interesting to see how she spins this one.
Woman with family connection to White House press secretary arrested by ICE in Revere
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere.
www.wcvb.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"they were testing our system and they said it was one of the greatest experiences of their lives. They're just thrilled to be helping the Reich"
Kash Patel isn’t going anywhere.
None of Trumps staff will.
They’re all too complicit now, and have to remain, otherwise the whole thing is up.
Even the disillusioned, like MTG can’t go scorched earth for a reason.
None of Trumps staff will.
They’re all too complicit now, and have to remain, otherwise the whole thing is up.
Even the disillusioned, like MTG can’t go scorched earth for a reason.
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Kash Patel isn’t going anywhere.
None of Trumps staff will.
They’re all too complicit now, and have to remain, otherwise the whole thing is up.
Even the disillusioned, like MTG can’t go scorched earth for a reason.
None of Trumps staff will.
They’re all too complicit now, and have to remain, otherwise the whole thing is up.
Even the disillusioned, like MTG can’t go scorched earth for a reason.
Trying to figure out if I'm going to make it to midnight, in order to watch the new episode of Pluribus.
Feeling sleepy... it's raining outside and there's an old man snoring
Feeling sleepy... it's raining outside and there's an old man snoring
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Trying to figure out if I'm going to make it to midnight, in order to watch the new episode of Pluribus.
Feeling sleepy... it's raining outside and there's an old man snoring
Feeling sleepy... it's raining outside and there's an old man snoring
The other thing I wanted when I was 13
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The other thing I wanted when I was 13
lol 😆
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
lol 😆
It's a minimum wage job in India googling everything for people
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It's a minimum wage job in India googling everything for people
Is that pronounced D 4 VD (like R2D2) or is it more David?
Teenager Celeste Rivas Hernandez was found dead in a Tesla vehicle belonging to the singer D4vd in September, though he has not been charged in connection with her death.
Body Found In D4vd’s Car Leads To Murder Investigation, Report Says
Teenager Celeste Rivas Hernandez was found dead in a Tesla vehicle belonging to the singer D4vd in September, though he has not been charged in connection with her death.
www.forbes.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Is that pronounced D 4 VD (like R2D2) or is it more David?
I know people are doing year-round Halloween decorations and I'm here for it. 😁
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I know people are doing year-round Halloween decorations and I'm here for it. 😁
That look you make when your parents are MAGA
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
That look you make when your parents are MAGA
Thanks Carol!
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Thanks Carol!
Early in the morning, risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette, and I'll strap shoes on my feet
Light me up that cigarette, and I'll strap shoes on my feet
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Early in the morning, risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette, and I'll strap shoes on my feet
Light me up that cigarette, and I'll strap shoes on my feet
Tired of watching ads on every damn youtube video?
There's a solution and it's completely free!
There's a solution and it's completely free!
No auto-advance, tracking or algorithms - They're Watching. We're Not.
Use Hashtag #VideoPrivacy to watch without tracking, data collection or ads
videoprivacy.org
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Tired of watching ads on every damn youtube video?
There's a solution and it's completely free!
There's a solution and it's completely free!
Change is inevitable.
Decay is beautiful.
Explore the process of time.
Decay is beautiful.
Explore the process of time.
Urban Exploration Art and Photography by Todd Lambert
Urban Exploration Art and Photography by Todd Lambert
urbanfetish.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Change is inevitable.
Decay is beautiful.
Explore the process of time.
Decay is beautiful.
Explore the process of time.
Tired of Ai photography yet?
Try the real thing instead!
Single exposure photographs, taken in real life, in real locations across America.
Try the real thing instead!
Single exposure photographs, taken in real life, in real locations across America.
Abandoned unique locations photographed at night
Unique Night Photography by Todd Lambert
twilightscapes.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Tired of Ai photography yet?
Try the real thing instead!
Single exposure photographs, taken in real life, in real locations across America.
Try the real thing instead!
Single exposure photographs, taken in real life, in real locations across America.
Trumps announces he’s pardoning Goebbels the turkey.
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Trumps announces he’s pardoning Goebbels the turkey.
I do have to say, this might be the most entertaining turkey pardon ceremony that we’ve ever even seen before.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I do have to say, this might be the most entertaining turkey pardon ceremony that we’ve ever even seen before.