Todd Lambert
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FBI Disclaimer: All of my posts are harmless parody
Host: @BlueskyShow.com
Creator: @VideoPrivacy.org
Photographer:
Twilightscapes.com
UrbanFetish.com
Walmart has just announced it's Holiday Meals™, which consists of 10 complete holiday meals for only $40.
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Walmart has just announced it's Holiday Meals™, which consists of 10 complete holiday meals for only $40.
"Some people call them 'Air' tariffs..."
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"Some people call them 'Air' tariffs..."
The storm is gonna get worse.
It's gonna turn into a massive blizzard with an eye in the center, like a huge hurricane. Only the air will be so cold, you could freeze to death in seconds.
Do not go outside. Burn anything to stay warm.
I will come for you. Do you understand me? I will come for you.
It's gonna turn into a massive blizzard with an eye in the center, like a huge hurricane. Only the air will be so cold, you could freeze to death in seconds.
Do not go outside. Burn anything to stay warm.
I will come for you. Do you understand me? I will come for you.
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The storm is gonna get worse.
It's gonna turn into a massive blizzard with an eye in the center, like a huge hurricane. Only the air will be so cold, you could freeze to death in seconds.
Do not go outside. Burn anything to stay warm.
I will come for you. Do you understand me? I will come for you.
It's gonna turn into a massive blizzard with an eye in the center, like a huge hurricane. Only the air will be so cold, you could freeze to death in seconds.
Do not go outside. Burn anything to stay warm.
I will come for you. Do you understand me? I will come for you.
"Oh wait, was she a great big ugly girl?"
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"Oh wait, was she a great big ugly girl?"
"Did anyone ever tell you that you look just like my daughter.."
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"Did anyone ever tell you that you look just like my daughter.."
Chuck Schumer is one of them & always has been.
Did you know that the name Schumer comes from an ancient term that meant "to work on the wrong side".
With modern vernacular slang they'd tell each other "be careful don't Schumer off that cliff" or "Watch out for that pit, you almost got Schumered"
Did you know that the name Schumer comes from an ancient term that meant "to work on the wrong side".
With modern vernacular slang they'd tell each other "be careful don't Schumer off that cliff" or "Watch out for that pit, you almost got Schumered"
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Chuck Schumer is one of them & always has been.
Did you know that the name Schumer comes from an ancient term that meant "to work on the wrong side".
With modern vernacular slang they'd tell each other "be careful don't Schumer off that cliff" or "Watch out for that pit, you almost got Schumered"
Did you know that the name Schumer comes from an ancient term that meant "to work on the wrong side".
With modern vernacular slang they'd tell each other "be careful don't Schumer off that cliff" or "Watch out for that pit, you almost got Schumered"
Hey hey hey, Hoe Hoe Hoe... Chuck Schumer has got to GO!
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Hey hey hey, Hoe Hoe Hoe... Chuck Schumer has got to GO!
Chuck Schumer is going to fuck us all (again)
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Chuck Schumer is going to fuck us all (again)
Inside Charlie Kirk's locked basement.
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Inside Charlie Kirk's locked basement.
Can we talk about the gold coins on his desk?
-or- what's in the box? Is that "Coke" button?
-or- what's in the box? Is that "Coke" button?
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Can we talk about the gold coins on his desk?
-or- what's in the box? Is that "Coke" button?
-or- what's in the box? Is that "Coke" button?
Canada is cold steeping it's nuts on us.
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Canada is cold steeping it's nuts on us.
It should be illegal to be a billionaire
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It should be illegal to be a billionaire
[obnoxious] GET UR BOXED BEEF HERE!!!!...
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
[obnoxious] GET UR BOXED BEEF HERE!!!!...
Is Bluesky throwing server errors for anyone else? Nothing is loading or at least not very fast.
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Is Bluesky throwing server errors for anyone else? Nothing is loading or at least not very fast.
They’re checking him for any loose cash
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
They’re checking him for any loose cash