Max Legroom
banner
crabitha.slutmo.de
Max Legroom
@crabitha.slutmo.de
Crabtime baby. Genderweird Californian, worthy of envy.
Reposted by Max Legroom
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
That’s right
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Dear LA area people- where can I take my dog to lunch in the South Bay that isn’t Rock N Brews, I can only eat so many wings in my life
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Today is a great day to unsubscribe
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Black Bear
Grizzly Bear
Moose
Bobcat
California Badger (rare!)
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:

Indian peafowl
Water buffalo
American Alligator
Roseate spoonbill
Sandhill crane
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

Camels
Bobcats
Sea lions
Bald eagles
Roadrunners
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Cash cab for uggo
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Reposted by Max Legroom
The Ring (2002)
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Reposted by Max Legroom
This is basically the same picture if you think about it -slightly louder because you didn’t look- like it’s BASICALLY the same, if you think about it
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Oh no pardon the baity video but new fear unlocked
Never Use Glass Straws Again 💀
YouTube video by Mappelz
youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Reposted by Max Legroom
Death Cube for Cutie
Cutie Cubed by Masked Magician!
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Reposted by Max Legroom
Post something random or your swamp becomes mine.
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Oh, that’s just blorbo the holiday abomination, there to delight and terrify the childrenfolk
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Reposted by Max Legroom
Funniest adult content tag in awhile
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Daft Punk
NIN
Flaming Lips
Fantomas
Pixies
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

cast of Glee
The Kingston Trio
Bo Diddley
Ani DiFranco
Simon & Garfunkel
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Yo La Tengo
Taylor Swift
Wilson Pickett
Gang of Four
Spice Girls
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Post something random or your [redacted] will be [redacted]
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Me when Holy Diver come on the jambox
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Ok guys time to stop spending time with your family and get back On Here
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Is something wrong with sex workers, Darla?
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Reposted by Max Legroom
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Reposted by Max Legroom
I need stronger weed if this is how people are gonna be
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It’s fair use to call this person a complete and total ignoramus
curious you've chosen to make a copy of my post without paying me royalties
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I was on this shit weeks ago!!!
Oh my god 6*7=42 fuck me.
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
We’re doing fancy thanksgiving today and I am Waiting
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Reposted by Max Legroom
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Reposted by Max Legroom
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM