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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪
@crabitha.slutmo.de
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Crabtime baby. Genderweird Californian, worthy of envy.
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 6d
TRON Swanson (2015)
TRON Swanson
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 8h
Oh my god 6*7=42 fuck me.
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Deaderick M 👻🎃 @mfrederickm.bsky.social · 8h
Just a sec, almost done with it
One man one jar meme
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 8h
Frederick no!
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Andrew Bloom @andrewbloom.bsky.social · 8h
Superintendant Chalmers from The Simpsons looking forlorn and declaring, "My '+' has been stolen! Oh, that's how people know it's a streaming service. What's the point of having a steaming service if you can't show it off?"
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 8h
Could you lend me a jar of love?
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 9h
How I’m tryna be
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daryl "shut down, ass up'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 12h
pupdate
a little white dog wearing a brown and orange shirt, tucked into a fuzzy blue and white circular bed and totally snoozing
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Zach D Roberts @zdroberts.bsky.social · 9h
To be fair, he's a piece of shit. I've interviewed him and I wish he would boldly go somewhere else forever.

That said, his interview after taking a Bezos flight was transcendent as it overwhelmed the free press he gave to that monster.
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 10h
Remember how going to space broke his brain?
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 13h
That’s the word on the lightly sickened street
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 13h
Lmao my divinity confirmed I guess
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cassie squeakypenis @sandy.meangirls.online · 13h
u can’t call urself an angel unless u can say the most horrifying thing someone has ever heard while laughing about it
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 13h
Imagine his voice during
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 13h
David have you been hitting the gas station pills because they be killing people lately so I wouldn’t
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 13h
I literally can’t with this American life anymore because of this
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 13h
Ira glass and his wife invited her to be their third
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 13h
Sadly yes, but I personally always buy the little sample sizes since I’m never going through a whole bottle
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 13h
When I say I'm a leftist this is what I mean
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 13h
It’s really nice
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 13h
I gotchu
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 13h
This is absolutely how I’m gonna dir
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John-y-Cash @john-y-cash.bsky.social · 1d
Bonjour à tous.....

C'est Lundi, voilà rien de plus à ajouter .....🙄
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · Jul 10
oi! ten years in and me n' the missus boff like we're playing away on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her bean/balloon knot/undercarriage still p0wns my one eyed trouser trout, innit it?
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 13h
Right, like if content about awful people is so terrible, explain the kardashians
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 14h
Convince her he’ll be real mad when he gets better if he thinks she didn’t take him seriously
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 14h
This always makes me think about how in high school I was literally the only person in all 6 periods of my English teachers classes that actually *liked* wuthering heights.

It’s a good book!!!
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 14h
There's no more predictable sequence of events than someone posting "let's talk about literature" and every third comment is someone thinking they're special for broadly disliking all books hailed as classics.
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 14h
It’s such a splendid take on it
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 14h
I prefer rock n roll ralphs
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