Elon Green
@elongreen.bsky.social
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LAST CALL (2021) and THE MAN NOBODY KILLED (2025) http://www.elongreen.com
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elongreen.bsky.social
I’ve been working on this for a while. (I tried to find Bobbie more than a decade ago and failed.) Please do give it a read.
elongreen.bsky.social
"It's a great start."
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
elongreen.bsky.social
he can keep that as an inside opinion. The fans want your unvarnished thoughts.
elongreen.bsky.social
bonus episode for patreon subscribers
elongreen.bsky.social
tv peaked with derry girls and I don’t think we should pretend otherwise
elongreen.bsky.social
a sufficiently motivated swindler could drain the accounts of most bluesky posters. if you fell for that crap, congrats you're a moron.
eliasisquith.blog
this is about that viral post where someone photoshopped another article to make it look like israelis were claiming they invented gumbo. this is a facially antisemitic joke and if you didn’t realize that that’s ok but now is your opportunity to do better and delete your repost/bad joke.
eliasisquith.blog
i am still capable of being surprised by 1) how many users here think it’s not antisemitism so long as you insist you’re only applying it to israelis and 2) how many of these ppl seem to think we cannot see them
elongreen.bsky.social
did he have any last words?

wife: no
elongreen.bsky.social
Fuck you norm i will be muttering this on my deathbed
elongreen.bsky.social
We’re suffering together, if that helps. I tripped over a driveway curb this week and body looked like a pepperoni pizza.
elongreen.bsky.social
having seen her not that long ago, i gingerly disagree, given that it's not hard to imagine an intra-left brawl break out in the audience
elongreen.bsky.social
It's amusing that you think Aubrey is the asshole in this situation.
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sarahweinman.com
In NY state the Supreme Court is the lowest rung in the judicial branch and hmmm maybe that ought to apply federally
elongreen.bsky.social
Right. It’s her whole thing now.
elongreen.bsky.social
probably some folks are aware of the tweets but not many know about helping to fund the anti-trans legislation
elongreen.bsky.social
Yep, yep.
figgityfigs.bsky.social
I feel lots of things that felt like, were billed as, self-actualization read in retrospect as canaries in the coal mine for the fraying commitments we owe to each other as members of a society.
aubreygilleran.bsky.social
Relatedly, I recall a lot of "the joy of canceling plans" jokes and memes from the 2010s and now folks are talking about a loneliness epidemic, and, well...
elongreen.bsky.social
“how will you persuade voters?” is a biased question? Come on now.
elongreen.bsky.social
Porter stans on here trying to turn this into some clever answer… bananas.
elongreen.bsky.social
Goddamn right.
gonebabygone.bsky.social
The noble frog's reclamation from fascist pervert associations is so long overdue
elongreen.bsky.social
It’s so rare that famous men are done in by their egos. (I’m sure singer wasn’t thrilled that Saul told people he had only taken a few hours to translate.)
elongreen.bsky.social
Can’t believe this is Noah Oppenheim’s second act.
elongreen.bsky.social
“Written by the guy who spiked the Harvey Weinstein story at nbc” isn’t the tagline you want to see
elongreen.bsky.social
For that reason alone I hope she’s dropped into a volcano.