mattie lubchansky
@mattielubchansky.com
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mattie lubchansky
@mattielubchansky.com
· Dec 13
doing promo is physically painful for me but i really would love it if you bought or read my newest book that came out a few months ago. i think it’s the best thing i’ve ever made and im so immensely proud of it. simplicitybook.xyz
loved the BONE TEMPLE but was kept up all night pondering if alex garland is our smartest dumb guy or our dumbest smart guy
January 20, 2026 at 6:40 PM
loved the BONE TEMPLE but was kept up all night pondering if alex garland is our smartest dumb guy or our dumbest smart guy
computer, what is the difference between "guy who runs one city" and "opposition leader to fascist federal administration?" computer??? computer can you hear me??????????
The pivot from "Mamdani is a political genius for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" to "Schumer is a political moron for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" is odd.
January 20, 2026 at 4:44 PM
computer, what is the difference between "guy who runs one city" and "opposition leader to fascist federal administration?" computer??? computer can you hear me??????????
i'm a character in a movie and some guy is about to kill me. the camera is really really close in and he's saying something kind of mean about it and he's clearly about to deliver the final blow...it would be soooooo unexpected if someone offscreen that i forgot about stabbed or shot him or whatever
January 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
i'm a character in a movie and some guy is about to kill me. the camera is really really close in and he's saying something kind of mean about it and he's clearly about to deliver the final blow...it would be soooooo unexpected if someone offscreen that i forgot about stabbed or shot him or whatever
im going to start visiting individual members of the new york knicks in their bedrooms at night while dressed like a wraith
January 20, 2026 at 1:13 AM
im going to start visiting individual members of the new york knicks in their bedrooms at night while dressed like a wraith
you know i try to live with an open heart but i just watched a guy take his shoes off at the movie theater
January 19, 2026 at 9:39 PM
you know i try to live with an open heart but i just watched a guy take his shoes off at the movie theater
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what is that thing | patreon.com/lubchansky
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 PM
what is that thing | patreon.com/lubchansky
what is that thing | patreon.com/lubchansky
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 PM
what is that thing | patreon.com/lubchansky
hey you idiot lefties, i bet you feel PRETTY stupid for not supporting the guys throwing the imperial boomerang now that we're all getting hit in the face with it,
January 19, 2026 at 2:29 PM
hey you idiot lefties, i bet you feel PRETTY stupid for not supporting the guys throwing the imperial boomerang now that we're all getting hit in the face with it,
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taking trump seriously rn would be too damaging to a US in decline so the whole system is squirming to not look at him directly. press translating what he says to sound more sane, democrats just talking about eggs. he's too big to fail
January 19, 2026 at 1:03 PM
taking trump seriously rn would be too damaging to a US in decline so the whole system is squirming to not look at him directly. press translating what he says to sound more sane, democrats just talking about eggs. he's too big to fail
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SEEING EVERYONE POSTING ABOUT FOOTBALL: boring. who could possibly still care about this
ME TYPING UP ANOTHER POST ABOUT BASKETBALL: i’m sure that everyone will both understand and like this
ME TYPING UP ANOTHER POST ABOUT BASKETBALL: i’m sure that everyone will both understand and like this
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
SEEING EVERYONE POSTING ABOUT FOOTBALL: boring. who could possibly still care about this
ME TYPING UP ANOTHER POST ABOUT BASKETBALL: i’m sure that everyone will both understand and like this
ME TYPING UP ANOTHER POST ABOUT BASKETBALL: i’m sure that everyone will both understand and like this
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“Aphasia” would be a beautiful name for a ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ
January 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
“Aphasia” would be a beautiful name for a ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ
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the average minnesota politician is like "have you no decency mr trump sir, i am so mad, i will send out a fundraising email that says f*ck"
the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"
the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"
January 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
the average minnesota politician is like "have you no decency mr trump sir, i am so mad, i will send out a fundraising email that says f*ck"
the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"
the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"
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Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
January 17, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
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we are going to win
A man who was charged with a felony for allegedly shining a laser pointer at Trump's helicopter was acquitted in 35 minutes
Man Charged With Shining Laser Pointer At Trump’s Helicopter Acquitted In 35 Minutes
It's another embarrassing outcome for Jeanine Pirro, who tried to "make a felon out of a homeless man with nothing but a cat toy keychain."
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January 17, 2026 at 5:52 PM
we are going to win
not sure i’ll ever get used to stumbling across someone on social media that i’ve never spoken to who just completely and utterly hates my ass and posts about it all the time. im very sorry i’ll be dead eventually i promise. unless….
January 17, 2026 at 4:35 PM
not sure i’ll ever get used to stumbling across someone on social media that i’ve never spoken to who just completely and utterly hates my ass and posts about it all the time. im very sorry i’ll be dead eventually i promise. unless….
fulfilled my duty as sex and the city knower for the gang and tried to preach the gospel of beautiful Steve, even at his lowest moment
SEX AND THE CITY - The gang are joined by @mattielubchansky.com to ask “What if Mr Big knew gun kata?”
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January 17, 2026 at 3:56 PM
fulfilled my duty as sex and the city knower for the gang and tried to preach the gospel of beautiful Steve, even at his lowest moment
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SEX AND THE CITY - The gang are joined by @mattielubchansky.com to ask “What if Mr Big knew gun kata?”
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January 17, 2026 at 3:42 PM
SEX AND THE CITY - The gang are joined by @mattielubchansky.com to ask “What if Mr Big knew gun kata?”
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got glasses that are more accurate to the glasses i draw myself with. that’s how much i care about the Reader.
January 17, 2026 at 2:50 AM
got glasses that are more accurate to the glasses i draw myself with. that’s how much i care about the Reader.
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yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
guy talking about trying to hold it together despite “the state of the world” and it becomes increasingly clear she’s talking about the Knicks’ mid-season slide (i’m guy)
January 16, 2026 at 6:31 PM
guy talking about trying to hold it together despite “the state of the world” and it becomes increasingly clear she’s talking about the Knicks’ mid-season slide (i’m guy)
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London Live Show! Help us choose a venue! Vote on the Patreon (no sign up required).
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January 16, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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whoa! i am actually TOO familiar with your game, if anything. and i’m put off by it.
January 15, 2026 at 10:25 PM
whoa! i am actually TOO familiar with your game, if anything. and i’m put off by it.
why are you making Predictions. have you been alive lately
January 15, 2026 at 6:31 PM
why are you making Predictions. have you been alive lately
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Get in bitch, we're going GLANTING. With Glant Havenar. Glant! nogodsnomayors.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Get in bitch, we're going GLANTING. With Glant Havenar. Glant! nogodsnomayors.com