mattie lubchansky
@mattielubchansky.com
best-selling, award-winning, transsexual comics idiot, beautiful giantess // buy SIMPLICITY on sale now // mattielubchansky.com // @nogodsnomayors.com // temporalculturewar.com // she
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mattie lubchansky
@mattielubchansky.com
· Jul 29
my new book is out today. it's about separatism and utopia and bodily autonomy and cults and capital and love and revolution and nature and sex and all the things we owe to each other. I'm so proud and excited and nervous for you to read it. i hope you do. simplicitybook.xyz
you live in a bubble | patreon.com/lubchansky
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
you live in a bubble | patreon.com/lubchansky
we’re in an old cantina in mexico city and there’s a band doing HARMONIES and they’re making me WISTFUL!!!!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
we’re in an old cantina in mexico city and there’s a band doing HARMONIES and they’re making me WISTFUL!!!!!!!!
she is forty years old today. can you believe it. a modern miracle
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
she is forty years old today. can you believe it. a modern miracle
truly, deeply sick of people online treating my like i'm an imaginary creature that lives in their phone and not like a real human woman
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
truly, deeply sick of people online treating my like i'm an imaginary creature that lives in their phone and not like a real human woman
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I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee.
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
New: Conde Nast fired four employees who were among a group that confronted the company's head of human resources on Wednesday over the decision to fold Teen Vogue into Vogue/recent cuts. Employees who were fired included journalists from the New Yorker, Wired, and Bon Appétit.
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee.
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
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New on the municipal benevolent feed! We try to do the second installment of Riley’s Miami Trilogy but we get sidetracked talking about Everglades Dune: nogodsnomayors.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
New on the municipal benevolent feed! We try to do the second installment of Riley’s Miami Trilogy but we get sidetracked talking about Everglades Dune: nogodsnomayors.com
i’ve got a tremendously dumb comic in this and also drew the insanely stupid cover….get your copy and see tuck on tour in my opinion
Happy pub day to my beautiful daughter!!!!!! she is so smart and funny and weird and thoughtful and I am so excited for you to meet her!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
i’ve got a tremendously dumb comic in this and also drew the insanely stupid cover….get your copy and see tuck on tour in my opinion
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Happy pub day to my beautiful daughter!!!!!! she is so smart and funny and weird and thoughtful and I am so excited for you to meet her!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Happy pub day to my beautiful daughter!!!!!! she is so smart and funny and weird and thoughtful and I am so excited for you to meet her!!!!
there should be a triple feature of the now you see me movies where you watch isla fisher do the LOST HIGHWAY transition into lizzie caplan after the first and then again the other way before the third
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
there should be a triple feature of the now you see me movies where you watch isla fisher do the LOST HIGHWAY transition into lizzie caplan after the first and then again the other way before the third
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Well this piece just won an IACP award!
November 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Well this piece just won an IACP award!
if you go to downtown manhattan today and see a dude in a half-zip fleece over a collared shirt and some tragic slacks he legally has to give you a little a kiss on the forehead and everything in his wallet no questions asked
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
if you go to downtown manhattan today and see a dude in a half-zip fleece over a collared shirt and some tragic slacks he legally has to give you a little a kiss on the forehead and everything in his wallet no questions asked
got an automated email from ticketmaster about Hamilton. woke 2 is here
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
got an automated email from ticketmaster about Hamilton. woke 2 is here
also while we’re at it a bodega is distinct from a sheetz! fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
also while we’re at it a bodega is distinct from a sheetz! fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love new york city. many people are weird about it but it’s a special place. and i’m very relieved that we did not allow a politics of despair to get a foothold
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i love new york city. many people are weird about it but it’s a special place. and i’m very relieved that we did not allow a politics of despair to get a foothold
have the neighborhoods that are traditionally home to the Sex Pest Community been counted yet
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
have the neighborhoods that are traditionally home to the Sex Pest Community been counted yet
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setting a 72-hour timer. this is the NYC LIB OUT ZONE. everyone gets a free pass for expressing enthusiasm for electoral politics in this carefully delineated window. post about the power of voting!!! cry over a schmaltzy campaign video!!!! allow a brief flutter of hope in ur rotted soul!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
setting a 72-hour timer. this is the NYC LIB OUT ZONE. everyone gets a free pass for expressing enthusiasm for electoral politics in this carefully delineated window. post about the power of voting!!! cry over a schmaltzy campaign video!!!! allow a brief flutter of hope in ur rotted soul!!!!
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history will not be kind | patreon.com/lubchansky
December 4, 2023 at 3:06 PM
history will not be kind | patreon.com/lubchansky
ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind
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wait do you watch these | patreon.com/lubchansky
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
wait do you watch these | patreon.com/lubchansky
wait do you watch these | patreon.com/lubchansky
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
wait do you watch these | patreon.com/lubchansky
ok!!! i wanna raise some money for the Astoria Food Pantry to feed my neighbors. 75 bucks gets you a custom-drawn full color avatar from me, donating 100% (i will send receipts!) - 5 slots for now. get at me if you’d like one
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
ok!!! i wanna raise some money for the Astoria Food Pantry to feed my neighbors. 75 bucks gets you a custom-drawn full color avatar from me, donating 100% (i will send receipts!) - 5 slots for now. get at me if you’d like one
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games 8 and 9 are gonna be nuts
October 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
games 8 and 9 are gonna be nuts
older guy on the N train started screaming about the mayoral race and i was like here we go but then it turns out he was just telling everyone about all the bad shit cuomo did. greatest city in the world baby!
November 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
older guy on the N train started screaming about the mayoral race and i was like here we go but then it turns out he was just telling everyone about all the bad shit cuomo did. greatest city in the world baby!