grimm 🍂
banner
mugrimm.bsky.social
grimm 🍂
@mugrimm.bsky.social
I've listened to the Nixon tapes, I'm pretty lame.

Winner of the Stephen Glass Award for Journalistic Excellence

Runner of @playbypost.bsky.social
Pinned
Post 9/11 thread for people to post the wildest shit they remember from 01 to 06

I'll start:

People thought Osama had an entire mountain hollowed out that he was using as his base and that's why AQ was hard to find and that somehow a group of like 30 dudes arranged this.
Reposted by grimm 🍂
The absolute gall it takes to say this when his administration dismantled USAID.
Seeing a leader of the United States adopt this line is revolting. While the US remains imperfect, it is also the global leader in FDI as well as the world’s leading destination for inbound investment. China would love to have an economy like America’s.
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Reposted by grimm 🍂
these are so clearly only controlled by humans it’s astounding how much everyone gives elon musk for lying to everyone all the time about everything
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Reposted by grimm 🍂
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Reposted by grimm 🍂
From the guys who brought you "watch your baby die of a preventable disease", comes their newest hit "get sweaty before you get on the airplane"
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Reposted by grimm 🍂
Have we discussed how Tobias Fünke looks identical to Frank Oz from the 80s
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Reposted by grimm 🍂
My posts are not the news and I’m not following a sacred oath to inform anyone, I’m here to put off work.
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Oh man imagine just how awful a Miami mayoral campaign is lol.
It’s Election Day tomorrow!

And it’s a big one because Democrats have a big shot at flipping the mayor’s office in Miami.

And also they’re aiming for an upset flip in the state House in Georgia.

Both on my guide of elections to watch. boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Reposted by grimm 🍂
This case was decided
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Reposted by grimm 🍂
To be clear, he's in jail because he refuses to just say "I won't go back on the school's grounds". Absolute nut job!
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I wonder if the Pizza Bagel inventor was high when they made the first one.
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Did something huge happen today or is this just the broad assessment they're freaks
HR departments countrywide need to start treating gendercrit employees as potentially hostile. As soon as you are required to interact with one, you dust off the rulebook, you dot every eye and cross every t, and you assume bad faith at every turn.

They are a threat to every organisation.
December 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Reposted by grimm 🍂
Luis Castillo-Hernandez was accused of selling cocaine to undercover agents at the nightclub, the site of an immigration raid that authorities say detained 143 people.
Tren de Aragua raid in S.A.: Drug charges dropped for alleged nightclub operator
Luis Castillo-Hernandez was accused of selling cocaine to undercover agents at the nightclub, the site of an immigration raid that authorities say detained 143 people.
bit.ly
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This is the most intimate distance anyone has ever spoken to anyone else inside of a bank lol.
I like how Burt Ward is trying not to laugh here
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Reposted by grimm 🍂
lol was watching batman this morning and got hit with "ignore all previous instructions"
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hearing a guy say "Limbaugh was on AM radio because the signal went so many times further than FM that he was able to reach rural America where his base was with it" makes me want to do the drill scene from Pi as both a radio nerd AND as someone who very much knows that's not true of Rush's Demos
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Reposted by grimm 🍂
Pregnant Ichthyosaur fossils are my new favorite thing.
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Yeah it freaks me out when people do this lol.
My 18 year old daughter and her smelly ass boyfriend do this thing I didn’t know was possible on iPhone where your partner just knows where you are all the time. It’s fucking weird. I don’t like it. I told her to turn that shit off or pay for her own phone.
December 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Reposted by grimm 🍂
it intensely angers me every time I open a book PDF in Acrobat and the software reminds me that I’m reading a Long Document and gee, wouldn’t I prefer a summary instead

I am not a first grade child who requires the easy-reader version of big kid books, demon machine
Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This is a posting/profile combo determined to piss me off instantly
December 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Biden did this on stage in 2020 at one of the debates, we really need an age maximum for being president lol.
“I’d have no problem releasing the video”

“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”

5 days apart 😬

(From @therecount.com )
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Reposted by grimm 🍂
are we cooked
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM