isla
@demomolos.bsky.social
pronounced eye-luh. queens, ny. do you want some pictures of my cat dart, course ya do
starting a new psychosis by putting on scrubs and making instagram reels about how the availability of "wagyu beef" is 3d printed from beats and maggot meal
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
starting a new psychosis by putting on scrubs and making instagram reels about how the availability of "wagyu beef" is 3d printed from beats and maggot meal
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i thank god for brand synergy every day. what would gamers do without an energy drink sponsored double xp weekend.
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
i thank god for brand synergy every day. what would gamers do without an energy drink sponsored double xp weekend.
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
really should've taken my therapist not coming back from vacation in february as an omen
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
really should've taken my therapist not coming back from vacation in february as an omen
gonna scream. aaaaaaaaaaaaa
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
gonna scream. aaaaaaaaaaaaa
every dry aged meat influencer is full of worms, right. guga foods is going to erupt like the wife in Slither when he passes
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
every dry aged meat influencer is full of worms, right. guga foods is going to erupt like the wife in Slither when he passes
seeing the water bottle explode and thinking about happens if a shift change happens at the old folk's home and one of these robots is holding your grandma's hand
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
seeing the water bottle explode and thinking about happens if a shift change happens at the old folk's home and one of these robots is holding your grandma's hand
joining the mean girl diaspora to gain the predator glint in my eyes
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
joining the mean girl diaspora to gain the predator glint in my eyes
sometimes HR people aren’t the devil because they don’t show up to unemployment benefits hearing after a company’s oracle software auto-disputes a former employee’s claim.
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
sometimes HR people aren’t the devil because they don’t show up to unemployment benefits hearing after a company’s oracle software auto-disputes a former employee’s claim.
i do genuinely have a fear of people without imagination. the first time i met someone who willingly admitted to not seeing pictures in their mind it was like meeting a real life homunculus.
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
i do genuinely have a fear of people without imagination. the first time i met someone who willingly admitted to not seeing pictures in their mind it was like meeting a real life homunculus.
every five years, people without the ability to picture an apple in their mind learn about references and easter eggs in media and start writing The Pixar Connected Universe theories about the last television they watched. the today show? that's a prequel to the view.
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
every five years, people without the ability to picture an apple in their mind learn about references and easter eggs in media and start writing The Pixar Connected Universe theories about the last television they watched. the today show? that's a prequel to the view.
we could probably fund a lot of rural hospitals if the CIA was dedicated to making false flag racism firing patreons and getting chuds to pay for school lunches by tricking them into thinking they're giving cash to God's Warrior Darlene
December 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
we could probably fund a lot of rural hospitals if the CIA was dedicated to making false flag racism firing patreons and getting chuds to pay for school lunches by tricking them into thinking they're giving cash to God's Warrior Darlene
i'd like to see guys stop using the barking dog gif reaction to pretty ladies. instead i would like them to get a job and go to the gym.
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i'd like to see guys stop using the barking dog gif reaction to pretty ladies. instead i would like them to get a job and go to the gym.
forgot that the FFS surgeon booped me on the nose and said it's already pretty girly
December 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
forgot that the FFS surgeon booped me on the nose and said it's already pretty girly
absolutely losing my shit at someone saying a wrestling promotion has a "corruption" issue
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
absolutely losing my shit at someone saying a wrestling promotion has a "corruption" issue
i think everyone in america should have access to the kind of health care that makes them a bad bitch like i'm getting every damn day
December 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i think everyone in america should have access to the kind of health care that makes them a bad bitch like i'm getting every damn day
finding the perfect electrolysis tech has been more enriching to my life than any romantic relationship
December 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
finding the perfect electrolysis tech has been more enriching to my life than any romantic relationship
Candace Owens accidentally became the biggest ally for trans people when she jumped on the “trans messages on the bullets” grenade by saying “the Jews did it” and all these psychotics fell hook line and sinker.
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Candace Owens accidentally became the biggest ally for trans people when she jumped on the “trans messages on the bullets” grenade by saying “the Jews did it” and all these psychotics fell hook line and sinker.
if a popular trans woman is being forced to deal with the mental illnesses of every person who sees her post, I think she can baeddel post as a treat
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
if a popular trans woman is being forced to deal with the mental illnesses of every person who sees her post, I think she can baeddel post as a treat
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yeah i have to go to hell's kitchen tomorrow. i have electrolysis next to the place where daredevil jacks off to the sound of boobs
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
yeah i have to go to hell's kitchen tomorrow. i have electrolysis next to the place where daredevil jacks off to the sound of boobs
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me and the girls vanilla babying and yes before you ask
we all don't like whips and chains, and NO you can't tie us down
we all don't like whips and chains, and NO you can't tie us down
May 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
me and the girls vanilla babying and yes before you ask
we all don't like whips and chains, and NO you can't tie us down
we all don't like whips and chains, and NO you can't tie us down
the theater isn't going to die because of netflix. the theater is going to die because rents too damn high.
December 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
the theater isn't going to die because of netflix. the theater is going to die because rents too damn high.