my bathroom repertoire is primarily sad songs maybe she does this because she thinks it’s a cry for help

this is her constant state. loudest purrs you’ve ever heard while issuing a list of demands

it was does he love you by rilo kiley. if you were wondering

i fear this is the cutest little freak to ever exist

live footage of a cat extremely disturbed that i was just singing in the bathroom without also simultaneously petting her

i do want a longform piece about why these, of all in history, are the first grimy, grasping plutocrats to disavow public presentation, though

i will calm down i will do drugs i will pet the cat i will pretend we do not suffer under the most slobbish, unimpressive robber barons in the history of the world

sorry but this shit bugs me so much lol. clothes are the first way we speak to people. this doesn't disbar any style, and doesn't ban your clothes saying "fuck you i don't care," but when people with unlimited money demand to be heard but can't even be assed to earn it on their bodies they're clowns

exactly! i think everyone should get a suit tailored if at all possible, like fully better to have one fitted to you than three that bag in weird places, but this man guaranteed has $200,000 worth of suits and none of them fit

you can see the quality of that suit. it probably cost thousands of dollars. but to these people money is its own end, not the quality, not the look, not the fit. it's disrespectful of the craft of clothesmaking and of the people they appear in front of and demand attention from. absurd

i once rushed a cheap suit to be hemmed with just paper measurements rather than a fitting for a summer wedding when i was busy and i was deeply embarrassed about the break of my pant legs the entire time. these people are just dipshit slobs who stumbled ass first into money

people love to go "well he's just too busy being An Genious to get his measurements taken" you too are all wearing clown shoes and should be embarrassed. he looks absurd

you insist upon commanding respect by dint of your wealth but you look like someone dragged you in off the street for a mid-budget commercial spot at best. you are not serious

this is hardly the core point but i will never respect a billionaire without a tailor. absolute clown people

a deer appearing through the early morning mist, blinking at me, and then trustingly walking across my path could fix me

why do so many straight couples look like this

incredible scenes

i am always saying this, as are so many patriotic americans

antifa can stop to use laser to crash aircrafts

we have to jump straight from gigayachts to petayachts because tera is too close to terra and that would just be silly. terrayachts! can you imagine. everyone knows billionaire land yachts are barely out of the prototyping stage

you cannot have healthcare or more than two dolls for your child the rich need to devise ever more absurd prefixes for their yachts

this post brought to you by i just had possibly the best toro sushi i've ever had outside of an upscale omakase situation

i learned of toro decidedly late for someone who's been eating sushi since before i could see over the edge of the bar and it's hard not to feel like i have had years of my life robbed from me by this crime

how many ingredients in your final product lol