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geoffrey
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· Oct 25
"but bro," he grunted between reps. "i am pagliacci."
i hate the feeling of thinking in a sort of “woe is me, the universe is arrayed against me” kind of way but i’ve slept well for a couple nights in a row and tired myself out with a big cycling day today and was all set to pass out and my internet went out and it’s a whole complex deal and this sucks
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 AM
i hate the feeling of thinking in a sort of “woe is me, the universe is arrayed against me” kind of way but i’ve slept well for a couple nights in a row and tired myself out with a big cycling day today and was all set to pass out and my internet went out and it’s a whole complex deal and this sucks
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A college student complaining about a grade on a paper is not national news. Not even close. The details have minimal import outside the class itself.
Well-funded political activists targeting profs and TAs—in this case because they're trans—with the help of elected state officials? National issue.
Well-funded political activists targeting profs and TAs—in this case because they're trans—with the help of elected state officials? National issue.
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A college student complaining about a grade on a paper is not national news. Not even close. The details have minimal import outside the class itself.
Well-funded political activists targeting profs and TAs—in this case because they're trans—with the help of elected state officials? National issue.
Well-funded political activists targeting profs and TAs—in this case because they're trans—with the help of elected state officials? National issue.
engaging in a spiritual cleansing rite (closing and reopening safari without clicking "reopen windows from last session")
December 2, 2025 at 8:43 AM
engaging in a spiritual cleansing rite (closing and reopening safari without clicking "reopen windows from last session")
no one can play along with a joke on this damn app lol
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 AM
no one can play along with a joke on this damn app lol
any man you've ever seen look hot in a tucked in white t-shirt? that man has fucked a man
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 AM
any man you've ever seen look hot in a tucked in white t-shirt? that man has fucked a man
i don't talk much about world aids day in my own words because i am so mad. i am always mad, every day
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 AM
i don't talk much about world aids day in my own words because i am so mad. i am always mad, every day
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this. and also Felix Gonzalez-Torres’ “Perfect Lovers”.
(Two identical wall clocks synced at the beginning of the exhibition but which eventually fall out of sync as one runs down.)
(Two identical wall clocks synced at the beginning of the exhibition but which eventually fall out of sync as one runs down.)
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
this. and also Felix Gonzalez-Torres’ “Perfect Lovers”.
(Two identical wall clocks synced at the beginning of the exhibition but which eventually fall out of sync as one runs down.)
(Two identical wall clocks synced at the beginning of the exhibition but which eventually fall out of sync as one runs down.)
i am sometimes embarrassed about how much i post and today i learned that it averages to 23 times a day
The president of the United States is on a poasting bender right now.
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
i am sometimes embarrassed about how much i post and today i learned that it averages to 23 times a day
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what do you think his resting heart rate is right now
Y'all this is absolutely bonkers. It's nearly midnight.
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
what do you think his resting heart rate is right now
this is one of the absolute wildest things i've ever seen from a government official in my life
Hegseth is very transparently blaming a Navy admiral for his own decision. Let this be a lesson for every other military officer: The Trump administration will issue unlawful orders, then blame you for following them.
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
this is one of the absolute wildest things i've ever seen from a government official in my life
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wait. does this mean we're not getting melania's christmas decorations this year. i thought the deal was that things would be evil but also funny
December 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
wait. does this mean we're not getting melania's christmas decorations this year. i thought the deal was that things would be evil but also funny
i am never going to get used to this
For some reason Democratic leaders seem to prefer telling voters what they won’t be able to do, rather than what they’d like to do.
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
Jeffries says not to expect Democrats to pursue Hegseth impeachment over boat strikes
"Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor," he said.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
i am never going to get used to this
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today is the first time since 1988 that the united states is not observing world AIDS day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
today is the first time since 1988 that the united states is not observing world AIDS day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
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I'm so grateful for Kelly's leadership on this and I think he's doing a good job keeping up the pressure on Trump.
But, Democrats always say things like "Trump doesn't understand the constitution" when they should say "Trump opposes the constitution."
But, Democrats always say things like "Trump doesn't understand the constitution" when they should say "Trump opposes the constitution."
Sen. Kelly: “This is about a president who doesn't want anybody to say anything that he does not like. I don't think he understands the Constitution. I think he is ignorant to the Constitution and the rule of law…This isn't about me. This is about what he will do next.”
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I'm so grateful for Kelly's leadership on this and I think he's doing a good job keeping up the pressure on Trump.
But, Democrats always say things like "Trump doesn't understand the constitution" when they should say "Trump opposes the constitution."
But, Democrats always say things like "Trump doesn't understand the constitution" when they should say "Trump opposes the constitution."
tom steyer's fight the system guitar wail 🤘 are you ready to rock gubernatorial campaign video is going to make me retch
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
tom steyer's fight the system guitar wail 🤘 are you ready to rock gubernatorial campaign video is going to make me retch
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World AIDS Day. We remember.
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
World AIDS Day. We remember.
wait. does this mean we're not getting melania's christmas decorations this year. i thought the deal was that things would be evil but also funny
December 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
wait. does this mean we're not getting melania's christmas decorations this year. i thought the deal was that things would be evil but also funny
"stop using the childhood value lesson turtle for pro-war crimes propaganda"
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
"stop using the childhood value lesson turtle for pro-war crimes propaganda"
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when i'm fast enough to outrun the devil and hot enough to kill god for his crimes it's over for you hoes (the devil, god)
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
when i'm fast enough to outrun the devil and hot enough to kill god for his crimes it's over for you hoes (the devil, god)
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i will straight up go out and buy a new tin of old bay. vote with your wallet
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i will straight up go out and buy a new tin of old bay. vote with your wallet
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do the right thing and the market will reward you
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
do the right thing and the market will reward you
i have taken to never pulling aside to yield to larger cars and trucks on narrow streets (service/municipal vehicles exempt) because when you make a choice it should primarily inconvenience you rather than others and boy let me tell you some of them Do Not Like That
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i have taken to never pulling aside to yield to larger cars and trucks on narrow streets (service/municipal vehicles exempt) because when you make a choice it should primarily inconvenience you rather than others and boy let me tell you some of them Do Not Like That
more bigoted lies and erasure from our once-vaunted news media institutions 😔
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
more bigoted lies and erasure from our once-vaunted news media institutions 😔