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john granule

@bogbird.bsky.social

19K followers 1.2K following 4.6K posts

getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot art account: @mjjii.com

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 7h

i’m at the juice factory getting my whole body juiced

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 7h

r/AskDocs
u/help...ed6-7 • 23h • Layperson/not verified as hea...
Think I took heart pills by accident
Physician Responded
Okay in my house we have what we call the pill drawer which basically is just a bunch of loose meds

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 7h

oughhhh

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 7h

people fall for the worst ai videos. “this dog goes to work at burger king to feed her family”. congrats you’re proof that the 10% brain usage thing isn’t actually a myth

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 8h

(duke nukem voice) lesbians

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 8h

thank you liquor (kisses) mwah

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 9h

as someone with over 10k followers it’s my responsibility to tell you all that gasoline smells soooo good

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 9h

people fighting over clout during a divorce

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 9h

lmfao

john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 9h

if social media went away i’d write all this stuff on the walls of public bathrooms

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 13h

make money without working
money generator
money cat true
car exhaust garage

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Aug 15

your body may deteriorate as you get older but at least you also slowly lose all your friends

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 13h

every day i read things on here that make me go “hwat” like hank hill

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 1d

studying crowd shots from old baseball games so i can recreate facial expressions that have been discontinued

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 1d

omg thank you!!

john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 1d

i think so

john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 1d

you can do this with enough protein shakes probably

john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 1d

i don’t care about big accounts i want to see pig accounts. i need to see pigs rolling in the mud. eating from troughs. smiling their little pig smiles