Pita Enigma
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Pita Enigma
@pitaenigma.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Getting a lot of new followers because I went on a posting spree and got added to an Israel Watchers list. A lot of my posts are not about Israel - I'm a trans Israeli nerd and I post about all three of those things. Just a warning. Here's a meme. Watch Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.
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i do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
Dimon on why JPMorgan Chase is not funding WH Ballroom:
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
Has anyone written a heist novel about a group of Jews stealing the Menorah back from the Vatican? Because I would read that. I'd look into Vatican security to maybe write it except I'm worried about getting an unhappy visit from the FBI and Pope Bob.
November 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Has anyone written a heist novel about a group of Jews stealing the Menorah back from the Vatican? Because I would read that. I'd look into Vatican security to maybe write it except I'm worried about getting an unhappy visit from the FBI and Pope Bob.
The year is is 2002. I am watching linkin park AMVs of my favorite anime. The year is 2025. I am watching linkin park AMVs of my favorite anime. www.youtube.com/watch?v=75f1...
Frieren - Heavy Is The Crown AMV
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November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The year is is 2002. I am watching linkin park AMVs of my favorite anime. The year is 2025. I am watching linkin park AMVs of my favorite anime. www.youtube.com/watch?v=75f1...
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From Frederick Douglass's 1867 "Composite Nation" speech, a defense of Chinese migration to the United States at a time when anti-Chinese sentiment was intensifying.
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
From Frederick Douglass's 1867 "Composite Nation" speech, a defense of Chinese migration to the United States at a time when anti-Chinese sentiment was intensifying.
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...
Just when they needed him most, Bean Dad disappeared
Me and my wife are in our thirties and neither of us know how to use a tin opener properly. We only buy tins if they have the ring pull on top.
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Just when they needed him most, Bean Dad disappeared
I didn't realize that this picture has Ryan Lizza but I will repeat that the entire pundit class are complicit and should be tried for the conspiracy they willingly colluded on.
This judgment of how people can find an obvious twerp impressive is a little funny from Chris Hayes
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I didn't realize that this picture has Ryan Lizza but I will repeat that the entire pundit class are complicit and should be tried for the conspiracy they willingly colluded on.
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dump every dirty secret, expose every lie and conspiracy, burn everyone and everything in the world of american political coverage, now *that* would be something i might pay for
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
dump every dirty secret, expose every lie and conspiracy, burn everyone and everything in the world of american political coverage, now *that* would be something i might pay for
It was a fucking active conspiracy and this is Astead's confession.
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It was a fucking active conspiracy and this is Astead's confession.
I don't know how sizeable the demographic of "I don't care who I support I just want to punish the people who brought us to this" is but one Dem candidate has to try "make them pay" as a campaign slogan for 2027-8. See how far it takes them. At the very least they'll have my vote.
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I don't know how sizeable the demographic of "I don't care who I support I just want to punish the people who brought us to this" is but one Dem candidate has to try "make them pay" as a campaign slogan for 2027-8. See how far it takes them. At the very least they'll have my vote.
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i do not expect to get a Cathartic Resolution to any of this; that's not what I'm saying here. but if there are not consequences for this shit I don't think we have a country any more, in purely PRACTICAL terms, and i will support ANY Democrat if they are willing to accomplish that
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
i do not expect to get a Cathartic Resolution to any of this; that's not what I'm saying here. but if there are not consequences for this shit I don't think we have a country any more, in purely PRACTICAL terms, and i will support ANY Democrat if they are willing to accomplish that
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There was a fucking conspiracy to destroy the United States (and Ukraine. do not forget that part.) and it succeeded wildly in all of its initial goals and has done incalculable, untold, permanent damage from which we will be recovering for the rest of my natural life
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
There was a fucking conspiracy to destroy the United States (and Ukraine. do not forget that part.) and it succeeded wildly in all of its initial goals and has done incalculable, untold, permanent damage from which we will be recovering for the rest of my natural life
Among the many things I don't know how you reckon with in the post Trump world one of them is that there was a whole fucking conspiracy to unseat the president of the US and it succeeded.
I hope that this doesn't just become about "Nuzzi is bad" but fosters a wider recognition that our culture of political journalism that didn't just tolerate her, but promoted and celebrated her even after the allegations were known, is rotten to the core and has been for a long time.
this was bad before, but these are the most troubling and serious allegations you can make about a journalist. if they’re true, i genuinely can’t think of a worse scandal in the history of political journalism. devastating to our industry, to public trust as a whole, and to everyone in its orbit
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Among the many things I don't know how you reckon with in the post Trump world one of them is that there was a whole fucking conspiracy to unseat the president of the US and it succeeded.
Have you ever read 1984 by George Orwell it's a lot like how bluesky admins will kick you off the site for 3 days if you talk about murdering public figures
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Have you ever read 1984 by George Orwell it's a lot like how bluesky admins will kick you off the site for 3 days if you talk about murdering public figures
By the transitive property Olivia Nuzzi had sex with a dead orca
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
By the transitive property Olivia Nuzzi had sex with a dead orca
The only people who would buy me this shirt are those who absolutely despise me.
This feels like a threat and I absolutely must have it!!!
Let's Explore Ohio Shirt | vintage clothing | HomeTown Riot
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November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The only people who would buy me this shirt are those who absolutely despise me.
Olivia Nuzzi fucked us all so bad. JFC.
Just logging on and not sure if this was addressed at length here but omfg Nuzzi fucked us all so hard
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Olivia Nuzzi fucked us all so bad. JFC.
Will Stancil Derangement needs to be in the DSM
A racist TV show made with the assistance of Sora has attracted millions of viewers. Tyler Austin Harper argues that it could be “the harbinger of a new entertainment landscape where extremist AI shows will jockey for our attention with more anodyne ones”:
The Will Stancil Show Could Be the Future
A racist TV series making fun of a minor social-media celebrity has attracted millions of viewers—and demonstrates the alarming possibilities of AI.
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Will Stancil Derangement needs to be in the DSM
Studying something that's relevant to all of politics in the last decade must be a special kind of hell.
This is why you stay a literature major, people, the chances of my advanced degree being relevant are near zero
This is why you stay a literature major, people, the chances of my advanced degree being relevant are near zero
“but someone needs to talk about the tech right” someone has. my Phd, written a decade ago, was about tech right and tech masculinity. i’m an expert in it and i hate neoreactionaries. but i get more insults to my very being, more “you should be shoved in a locker,” here than i did in high school
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Studying something that's relevant to all of politics in the last decade must be a special kind of hell.
This is why you stay a literature major, people, the chances of my advanced degree being relevant are near zero
This is why you stay a literature major, people, the chances of my advanced degree being relevant are near zero
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
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We too would like to occasionally commit a war crime. As a treat.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
We too would like to occasionally commit a war crime. As a treat.
I feel like the people are ready for an Austin Powers movie where Austin mentors a young spy who is based on Daniel Craig's Bond and teaches him kindness and humor.
too many people throwing out mildly problematic franchises without elaboration. it’s Woke 2, people! give me American Pie movies about radical self-love, make Harold & Kumar vegan, get MGM to recasting so we can have Theymes Bond, *something*
what stale hollywood franchise should the next dem president bring back
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I feel like the people are ready for an Austin Powers movie where Austin mentors a young spy who is based on Daniel Craig's Bond and teaches him kindness and humor.
More people should acknowledge the Stancil rule - a guy who's right sometimes and wrong sometimes and very belligerent about it is *not* the most hateful evil person alive and anyone who treats him as if he is is more deranged than Stancil could ever be.
No, I do not “pick on” trans people, I have never done anything like this. And frankly, I think the willingness of some people to completely invent accusations of transphobia in the desperate search for a cudgel against ideological opponents suggests they don’t really care about transphobia
Listen dude, you can try and ride for this guy all you want, but the trans userbase of this platform fucking hates him because he picks on them. I'm going to listen to the trans people I know who are telling me he's bad. Plus I've been in these threads and seen it
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
More people should acknowledge the Stancil rule - a guy who's right sometimes and wrong sometimes and very belligerent about it is *not* the most hateful evil person alive and anyone who treats him as if he is is more deranged than Stancil could ever be.
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tl;dr: put a frozen turkey inside a giant pot of boiling oil.
it is ESSENTIAL that the oil should be boiling and the turkey should be frozen.
it is ESSENTIAL that the oil should be boiling and the turkey should be frozen.
Don't be nervous — we got you! This guide explains how pick the right turkey, when to buy it, how to prep it and when to start cooking. It also comes with a foolproof recipe.
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November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
tl;dr: put a frozen turkey inside a giant pot of boiling oil.
it is ESSENTIAL that the oil should be boiling and the turkey should be frozen.
it is ESSENTIAL that the oil should be boiling and the turkey should be frozen.
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![Marge yelling "bart, no!" at Lisa. Bart comes up and asks "what?", to which Marge replies "sorry, force of habit"
In this meme, "Bart" has been replaced by "Gail [Simone]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pej4bv6dftcyfxwb722oatdb/bafkreics4ee2xw63esmplo6ysqvdma7hhkqljicpgchfsjduiznx3wu5bu@jpeg)
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If there was no honor among perverts and pornographers, Charlie Brown, the whole fucking business would fall apart.
Jesus Christ, that really is how you get through life isn't it, Charlie Brown
There is an old Klingon proverb that says revenge is a dish best served cold. It is very cold in space, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If there was no honor among perverts and pornographers, Charlie Brown, the whole fucking business would fall apart.