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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch

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“From the number of imaginable cities we must exclude those whose elements are assembled without a connecting thread, an inner rule, a perspective, a discourse.” -Italo Calvino, Invisible Cities (transl. William Weaver) header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · Nov 14

seems there’s someone else using the counterfax handle on here. here’s a verification jones to demonstrate I’m cfax from twitter

Jonesy the dog. You can tell it’s a cfax post because Jonesy is cuddling with a dog-sized Terrible Towel, and in the background there is a second, human-sized Terrible Towel

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🎃 Spooky Steve 🦇 @yinzer.bsky.social · 4m

Spider-Man pointing meme with Seattle’s Space Needle and Pittsburgh’s PPG Place

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 1h

[messages in the group chat “Pattern Nooticers”]

JD VANCE: it’s actually pretty based that the radical left thought posting your texts would hurt us instead of backfiring on them

REPUBLICAN STAFFER HITLYR BLORP: my girlfriend says I can’t use jd’s halloween costume idea, anyone have a backup

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 1h

muting keywords to get discourse the old-fashioned way

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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 2h

No 👏 Kings 👏 includes 👏 Draft 👏 Kings

Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 4h

CNN is covering prediction market odds from an online casino as if it’s actual polling data

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 2h

oh boy rodgler/flacco

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 2h

this particular round of Buttigieg talk is funnier than usual, because as far as I can tell, he’s saying largely the same stuff he said in 2019 and people are responding largely the same way they did in 2019. like I’m reading the novelization of the film adaptation of the first Curve Radius book

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 2h

in response to recent events, the Center for Wrong Rock Studies is funding an adjunct faculty position in Protagonist Theory

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 3h

guy just likes talking!

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 3h

REPORTER: have the early-season interception problems changed the way you approach passing this season

GENO SMITH:

Nick L. Underfront @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 3h

doing anything other than feeding my balls into a meat grinder is un-american.

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 4h

yeah I also think people keep arguing without considering whether Walker would be less effective as a bellcow than he is splitting carries with Charbonnet

Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 5h

happy birthday!

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Penny Shortage @cheatlines.co · Aug 4

wasting and ruining my break by reading stuff that pisses me off until i get sad

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 17h

The vast majority of Steelers operations are staffed and run by little old guys who have been doing this for 40 years. If you are under the age of 50 and you show up and act normal for, like, 3 months, they will do whatever you want because they’re so excited to have a young quarterback there.

Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 17h

it depends on whether my preferred candidate wins, and whether anyone complains about it if they do

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · Jun 10

Table Tuesday, lads, let’s get sturdy

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 19h

my grandpa’s timeline has no comprehensible posts, kaiba

Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 19h

when the belter creole hits another trenchantler

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 19h

having only recently watched good will hunting, skycard’s accent is all over the place in it and it’s a delight. doesn’t detract from the character either

Ben @bcas98.bsky.social · 19h

When I find someone who's a better poster than me-

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you are not immune to trenchant analysis @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 19h

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 19h

the TL to me when I say I don’t want to do the assigned reading to get everyone’s Fall 2025 Signature Bits

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 19h

WOM: it’s not actually sexy to find you almost hypothermic and in need of actual medical attention

CHATGPT: you’re absolutely right - that was unsafe of me, and I want to thank you for helping me understand that

CHATGPT: now how should I thank you

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 19h

hey man we’re gonna get drinks at A Place of Honor. what do you mean they don’t let you in anymore, are they gonna recognize you

milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 20h

Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 19h

[unnecessarily emphatically] more for me

The Veil Brewing (Richmond, VA)/Cloudwater Brew Co (Manchester, UK) “Chubbles X” hazy quadruple IPA (12% ABV) 16oz in normal pint glass

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 20h

charmed by the pickup truck I just saw with a license plate number “PALLETS!”

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