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Return of the Cmonstermacques
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 20d
With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise
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Micah @rincewind.run · 2h
I love every update to this story because I did not know anything about Ned Fulmer before he became the face of wife guys (derogatory) and his failure spiral is truly incredible
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 2h
Ned Fulmer is truly on the cutting edge of Divorced Technology
Ex-Try Guys Member Ned Fulmer Makes Bizarre Pro Wrestling Debut
In a bizarre turn of events, ex-Try Guys member Ned Fulmer is continuing his internet comeback with a career pivot to ... wrestling?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 2h
it is actually possible to adore your wife on the internet without cheating on her, ask me how I know
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 2h
Cake - Wheels
CAKE - Wheels (Official Audio)
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2h
Science makes alot of beeping and booping noises when you’re working on discovering something. But when those beeps and boops fit together right, well, baby, that’s when the magic happens
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History is a Teacher (No Pupils tho) @tonytaint.bsky.social · 2h
I assume that's when you get a Kraftwerk album.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 15h
Bill the butcher saying “how do you do, fellow whites?”
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2h
I’ve gotten some variation of this at least 10 times today and lemme just say: people sure hate reading!
This is a wild argument. All are now really considered White. Unless there are some truly distinguishing features. This is NOT where the RACISM is directed. Return of the Cmon... @cmo... • 13h You can easily say that descendants of Italian, Irish and Jewish immigrants to America today face radically less levels of systemic discrimination than their ancestors did in the 1800's without being like "and actually that discrimination never even existed" Erasing that history is genuinely insane
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Pablo @un5toppabl0.bsky.social · 2h
youtu.be/sxAqnOKrfq8?...
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2h
RFK Jr talks about his brain worm with the gusto of a man looking to dodge alimony payments
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2h
Science makes alot of beeping and booping noises when you’re working on discovering something. But when those beeps and boops fit together right, well, baby, that’s when the magic happens
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2h
No but her middle name is “danger”
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 2h
This is no more lawful than if Iran / North Korea / whoever blew up a couple American yachts in the Mediterranean for suspected drug trafficking. On the legal spectrum it sits in the middle of a Venn diagram between overt acts of military aggression, state-sponsored terrorism, and simple murder.
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Amarnath Amarasingam @amaramarasingam.bsky.social · 7h
The military has now killed 27 people as if they were enemy soldiers in a war zone and not criminal suspects. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...
U.S. Military Kills Another 6 People in 5th Caribbean Strike, Trump Says
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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 12h
wrote about how Dr. Phil pivoted to wholesale MAGA punditry after leaving daytime TV to start his own company—and why his Trump friendship and ICE ride-alongs couldn't save his new venture from the bankruptcy proceedings that now have him tied up in court slate.com/business/202...
He Used to Dominate Daytime TV. Now He’s Sucking Up to Trump—and His Media Empire Is Collapsing.
When Dr. Phil signed off his talk show in 2023, he pivoted to MAGA politics. It’s not working so well for him.
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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 2h
The most surprising thing to me about the Young Republican Nazi group chat is that other Republicans are denouncing it. I know they don’t actually mean it, but I kinda thought we were already past the point of them feeling the need to distance themselves from this shit when it’s done out in the open
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2h
Love how people were like “trump has a keen understanding of the media” and that keen understanding was “they’ll do anything for attention”
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2h
Incredible that news will still publish unchallenged claims from an openly dishonest administration. Gotta get them eyeballs, baby.
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MFordTheRiver @prynnford.bsky.social · 3h
Of all the things that didn’t happen
Screen shot of ABC article with the headline “cartels issuing bounties up to 50k for hits on ICE and CBP agents, DHS says.”
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2h
Today I only disarmed 5 of the 6 booby traps my wife left for me. She is a worthy and cunning adversary…
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 4h
there are no less than 25 trans shit posters following me who need this image for said shit posting
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Pornhub Out of Context 🎃 @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 8d
milionbil And this why I support lesbians 554 Reply 7 years ago
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Phoenix🔥 @fivetimessix.bsky.social · 4h
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3h
My french wife just saw someone wearing a buccees blanket and goes "BUCCEES!!!!"
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3h
"I saw one of the boobies and the boobies looked at me"
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3h
Romi and Michelle had the right idea. It is very important to just make up accomplishments for your high school reunion.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3h
Going to my high school reunion and won't they all be surprised when I wear the daft punk helmet and lie about my involvement in that group.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3h
Johnson monitors his sons masturbation. But, yeah, sure, this is a bridge too far.
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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 3h
Holy shit I had to see more, this is incredible marketing
Top Dog Law - There’s people screaming! - September 1, 2025
YouTube video by Top Dog Law Radio Commercial
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 7h
I’d been thinking for a while that it seems like a startling number of rappers have died in their mid-40s to mid-50s from natural causes but it didn’t really feel like an epidemic until I saw this list. 😦
Deaths of Hip-Hop Artists Reveal the Alarming State of Black Men’s Health
Neo-soul singer D'Angelo joins growing list of Gen X Black male performers who are dying relatively young.
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