Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
Pinned
With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise
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My main memory of BLACK HAWK DOWN (2001) is a military recruiter coming to my very liberal high school shortly after it was released and telling us that the movie was an accurate depiction of what it's like to be "surrounded by toothless savages" (actual quote!)
But you do you, Tarantino
But you do you, Tarantino
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
My main memory of BLACK HAWK DOWN (2001) is a military recruiter coming to my very liberal high school shortly after it was released and telling us that the movie was an accurate depiction of what it's like to be "surrounded by toothless savages" (actual quote!)
But you do you, Tarantino
But you do you, Tarantino
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What the fuck is this shit
like if you told me this list was “all-time best selling discs at walmart locations” i’d be like hmm yeah makes sense
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 AM
What the fuck is this shit
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there's also the far rarer "bangis post" but you don't see that as much because men are inherently unfunny
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 AM
there's also the far rarer "bangis post" but you don't see that as much because men are inherently unfunny
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if you're not familiar with internet lingo you might not even understand that "banger post" is short for "bang her posterior", usually meant to show that one likes a joke or statement so much that one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with the person in question
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
if you're not familiar with internet lingo you might not even understand that "banger post" is short for "bang her posterior", usually meant to show that one likes a joke or statement so much that one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with the person in question
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Why does this look exactly like the relationship I have with my father?
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Why does this look exactly like the relationship I have with my father?
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i hope they forgive my butchery of their dialect on account of my “ducky” pull
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
i hope they forgive my butchery of their dialect on account of my “ducky” pull
Because this movie was never made, Schwarzenegger had no choice but to go out and conquer America instead and *arnold accent* oh GOD Maria I’m so sorry heehai
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Because this movie was never made, Schwarzenegger had no choice but to go out and conquer America instead and *arnold accent* oh GOD Maria I’m so sorry heehai
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The greatest movie never made.
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The greatest movie never made.
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Me looking around: "are... are these legal???"
opening a fine cigar box to reveal mozzarella sticks
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Me looking around: "are... are these legal???"
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opening a fine cigar box to reveal mozzarella sticks
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
opening a fine cigar box to reveal mozzarella sticks
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‘Abbott Elementary’ star Quinta Brunson launches fund to provide free field trips to thousands of Philly students
‘Abbott Elementary’ star Quinta Brunson launches fund to provide free field trips to thousands of Philly students
“Abbott Elementary” creator and star Quinta Brunson is teaming up with the School District of Philadelphia to create a fund to provide free school trips to students.
www.phillytrib.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
‘Abbott Elementary’ star Quinta Brunson launches fund to provide free field trips to thousands of Philly students
Octopus me: "uh 7 arms but they're thick..."
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Octopus me: "uh 7 arms but they're thick..."
The plot of Unstoppable is literally "what if a train was training far too much" and it's an edge of your seat rollercoaster
Unstoppable is a throwback to movies like "the towering inferno" and "The poseidon adventure" and is just the best of all those movies and also is based on a true story and anyway it's wonderful you should watch total five bagger
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The plot of Unstoppable is literally "what if a train was training far too much" and it's an edge of your seat rollercoaster
This list is preposterous mainly but also goddammit because unstoppable is an underrated classic
like if you told me this list was “all-time best selling discs at walmart locations” i’d be like hmm yeah makes sense
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This list is preposterous mainly but also goddammit because unstoppable is an underrated classic
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The only filmmaker on this list who isn’t a white man is Sofia Coppola.
like if you told me this list was “all-time best selling discs at walmart locations” i’d be like hmm yeah makes sense
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The only filmmaker on this list who isn’t a white man is Sofia Coppola.
My suggestion
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My suggestion
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more than happy to read other things in regional english accents
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
more than happy to read other things in regional english accents
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The Oklahoma House of Representatives gave that girl an award for writing a terrible essay? For getting a trans person fired? This whole thing is an op.
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The Oklahoma House of Representatives gave that girl an award for writing a terrible essay? For getting a trans person fired? This whole thing is an op.
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Quinta Brunson has launched a fund to provide free field trips for public school students in Philadelphia.
The Emmy-winning actress also donated $25,000 for students experiencing food insecurity.
🔗: form-renderer-app.donorperfect.io/give/fundsdp...
The Emmy-winning actress also donated $25,000 for students experiencing food insecurity.
🔗: form-renderer-app.donorperfect.io/give/fundsdp...
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Quinta Brunson has launched a fund to provide free field trips for public school students in Philadelphia.
The Emmy-winning actress also donated $25,000 for students experiencing food insecurity.
🔗: form-renderer-app.donorperfect.io/give/fundsdp...
The Emmy-winning actress also donated $25,000 for students experiencing food insecurity.
🔗: form-renderer-app.donorperfect.io/give/fundsdp...
Dying
love doing that voice
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Dying
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love doing that voice
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
love doing that voice
God the chapo description of Olivia Nuzzi as “like a character from GTA 5” is just 🎯
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
God the chapo description of Olivia Nuzzi as “like a character from GTA 5” is just 🎯
A tale of two scwhimmers
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
A tale of two scwhimmers