Rob Pilkington
@robpilk.com
writer of copy, #comics, and screenplays
pfp art by @tipcalculator.bsky.social
📌 los angeles, ca // https://linktr.ee/robpilk
pfp art by @tipcalculator.bsky.social
📌 los angeles, ca // https://linktr.ee/robpilk
has gov. walz tried calling ICE weird yet
January 15, 2026 at 4:57 AM
has gov. walz tried calling ICE weird yet
the sdcc AI flip-flop was inevitable, i just wanna be a fly on the wall in the meeting they decided it was probably fine in the first place
January 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
the sdcc AI flip-flop was inevitable, i just wanna be a fly on the wall in the meeting they decided it was probably fine in the first place
Reposted by Rob Pilkington
no one:
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
no one:
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
calling outta work with internal chest bleeding definitely in my torso area
January 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
calling outta work with internal chest bleeding definitely in my torso area
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hell yeah got my Kickstarter copy of SLIGHT RETURN by @robpilk.com and @hvon.bsky.social!
January 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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fuck yeah 🤘🏻
January 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
fuck yeah 🤘🏻
if you're looking to carve out a little joy despite uh everything… the latest volume of Holiday Spirits (feat. me and @countpagan.bsky.social) is less than $800 from crossing the finish line 🎄💀 there's just two more days to get your scary #comics, people
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ora...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ora...
HOLIDAY SPIRITS - MONSTERS SPECIAL
How does DRACULA, FRANKENSTEIN, GRIM REAPER, SPRING HEEL JACK, BIGFOOT, LOCH NESS, MOTHMAN, MEDUSA and more celebrate the holidays.
www.kickstarter.com
January 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
if you're looking to carve out a little joy despite uh everything… the latest volume of Holiday Spirits (feat. me and @countpagan.bsky.social) is less than $800 from crossing the finish line 🎄💀 there's just two more days to get your scary #comics, people
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ora...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ora...
men: live life in such a way that your ex-wife doesn't have to confirm your death
DILBERT creator Scott Adams dead at 68
Scott Adams, the cartoonist whose Dilbert became a pop culture sensation in the 1990s, has died, according to a statement from his ex-wife, Shelly Miles. Adams, who alienated much of his audience with a hard turn into right-wing politics in more recent…
Scott Adams, the cartoonist whose Dilbert became a pop culture sensation in the 1990s, has died, according to a statement from his ex-wife, Shelly Miles. Adams, who alienated much of his audience with a hard turn into right-wing politics in more recent…
DILBERT creator Scott Adams dead at 68
Scott Adams, the cartoonist whose Dilbert became a pop culture sensation in the 1990s, has died, according to a statement from his ex-wife, Shelly Miles. Adams, who alienated much of his audience with a hard turn into right-wing politics in more recent years, was 68 years old.
www.comicsbeat.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM
men: live life in such a way that your ex-wife doesn't have to confirm your death
as far as titles go, "The Hand that Rocks the Cradle" goes pretty hard
January 13, 2026 at 6:24 AM
as far as titles go, "The Hand that Rocks the Cradle" goes pretty hard
Reposted by Rob Pilkington
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
this sucks, but also: lol
what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open
January 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
this sucks, but also: lol
sorry i'm late, i had to push my face into my dog for a little while
January 12, 2026 at 9:35 PM
sorry i'm late, i had to push my face into my dog for a little while
reading that ICE is kidnapping some of our neighborhood street vendors today, who apparently have kids in local middle schools
guess there weren't any drug traffickers or gang members available today (again)
guess there weren't any drug traffickers or gang members available today (again)
January 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
reading that ICE is kidnapping some of our neighborhood street vendors today, who apparently have kids in local middle schools
guess there weren't any drug traffickers or gang members available today (again)
guess there weren't any drug traffickers or gang members available today (again)
rich ppl in this country forgot how to take an L and it's literally ruining all our lives
Paramount won't quit, files suit against Warner Bros. Discovery over rejected bid
#engadget
#engadget
Paramount won't quit, files suit against Warner Bros. Discovery over rejected bid
Paramount is now suing over its rejected bid for Warner Bros. Discovery.
www.engadget.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:06 PM
rich ppl in this country forgot how to take an L and it's literally ruining all our lives
both these teams look kinda bad tbh
January 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
both these teams look kinda bad tbh
Reposted by Rob Pilkington
hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
bsky firing on two of its biggest cyliners tonite: post-season sports and imperial collapse
January 12, 2026 at 1:38 AM
bsky firing on two of its biggest cyliners tonite: post-season sports and imperial collapse
[for the 500th sunday in a row] it's gonna be a weird week, ppl
January 12, 2026 at 1:08 AM
[for the 500th sunday in a row] it's gonna be a weird week, ppl
becoming a federal reserve democrat
January 12, 2026 at 12:58 AM
becoming a federal reserve democrat
hey stop calling X "twitter," twitter was a good site
January 11, 2026 at 6:48 PM
hey stop calling X "twitter," twitter was a good site
the fact that this place has grown into a pretty good sports site makes me think anything is possible
January 11, 2026 at 4:42 AM
the fact that this place has grown into a pretty good sports site makes me think anything is possible
Reposted by Rob Pilkington
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
a little something for all the dems blowing up my phone with fundraising texts that don't have the word "prosecute" in them
January 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
a little something for all the dems blowing up my phone with fundraising texts that don't have the word "prosecute" in them
this is bad imo
gizmodo.com/alamo-drafth...
gizmodo.com/alamo-drafth...
Alamo Drafthouse Moves to Mobile Food Ordering in the Movie Theater
The small screen meets the big screen.
gizmodo.com
January 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
this is bad imo
gizmodo.com/alamo-drafth...
gizmodo.com/alamo-drafth...
