Rob Pilkington
@robpilk.com
writer of copy, #comics, and screenplays
pfp art by @tipcalculator.bsky.social
📌 los angeles, ca // https://linktr.ee/robpilk
pfp art by @tipcalculator.bsky.social
📌 los angeles, ca // https://linktr.ee/robpilk
just fired isn't gonna cut it
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
just fired isn't gonna cut it
omg plz do avalanche and destiny
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
omg plz do avalanche and destiny
you think your favorite food is better? ask yourself this: does it arrive in a boat? like the pilgrims? case closed
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
you think your favorite food is better? ask yourself this: does it arrive in a boat? like the pilgrims? case closed
my favorite was "NObama!" so pure
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
my favorite was "NObama!" so pure
the most recognizable and talented dude in the cast and they gave him like 2-3 of the dumbest lines in the whole thing. "my prison died they day joe schmoe arrived" lmao cmon man
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
the most recognizable and talented dude in the cast and they gave him like 2-3 of the dumbest lines in the whole thing. "my prison died they day joe schmoe arrived" lmao cmon man
i really enjoyed (paraphrasing): "we called cell block 3 'the grave' because everyone there had one foot in it!"
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
i really enjoyed (paraphrasing): "we called cell block 3 'the grave' because everyone there had one foot in it!"