The Joe Gross
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Writer/journalist/editor/filmmaker. @NYTimes, @Rollingstone, @texasmonthly, @texashighways etc. Everything interests me. Venmo @Joe-Gross-65. Big tsundoku.
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Not great, but really really funny. Joe Maligno is this close to a Pynchonname
joegross.bsky.social
It would be great if these motherless fucks weren’t on the fast track to becoming our insect overlords.
joegross.bsky.social
“Joe Maligno, who also had ties to the New York State Young Republicans, responded by saying, ‘Gas chambers don’t fit the Hitler aesthetic.’”

My dude, they very much do. I wonder if he even knows who Hilter is. Does he think he was a fictional character, like Zeus or Darth Vader? Legit curious.
joegross.bsky.social
Yeah, I was just contemplating how that would go. the writers’ room alone would be hard to put together. Maybe use the same folks who did WATCHMEN
joegross.bsky.social
Brewers fans looked like they got mugged.
joegross.bsky.social
Good answer.
tft.io
I would buy the rights to Ellroy's UNDERWORLD USA and produce a six season Prestige TV series of it
docseuss.bsky.social
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
joegross.bsky.social
Mr. Yamamoto of the Los Angeles Dodgers, holy crap, dude.
joegross.bsky.social
I love it when Consumer Reports, one of the most legitimately ego-free sources of information in the country, reveals something truly weird.
paris.nyc
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
joegross.bsky.social
When I was a kid, this guy WAS poster art.
jontofski.bsky.social
RIP Drew Struzan. His posters are a huge part of my childhood. Iconic images and what a range! From Black Sabbath to the Muppets. I really recommend the Art of Drew Struzan book. The anecdotes about the creation of each poster are fascinating.
joegross.bsky.social
Joe Buck should audition to be the Leader in the new MCU.
A drawing by Alex Ross of the leader, a Hulk villain with an enormous forehead.
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notalawyer.bsky.social
the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
misoshnik.bsky.social
Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?
A tweet from Bari Weiss that says “"It's shaken me to my core," a lieutenant said of Mamdani's unexpected victory in June. "The absolute dread I feel is palpable.
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Today in @TheFP our @Olivia_Reingold talks to the cops who say they will walk if Zohran Mamdani is elected in November:”
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keepingsanewth4.bsky.social
I just feel so justified knowing I was right in what I got from my Catholic teachings and they are what radicalized me
maddow.msnbc.com
“With your patient and rigorous work, you can act as a barrier against those who, through the ancient art of lying, seek to create divisions in order to rule by dividing,” he said. “You can be a bulwark of civility against the quicksand of approximation and post-truth...”

apnews.com/article/pope...
Pope urges news agencies to stand as bulwark against lies, manipulation and post-truths
Pope Leo XIV has encouraged international news agencies to stand firm as a bulwark against the “ancient art of lying” and manipulation.
apnews.com
joegross.bsky.social
So I dunno where DEATHSTALKER came from but someone owe’s Kyle Starks something.
joegross.bsky.social
So if “Die Hard” is a Christmas movie, can “I Wanna Be Your Dog” be a Christmas song b/c of heavy sleigh bell use and you can put “for Christmas” past the word “dog” in the chorus and it totally works?
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judah-grunstein.bsky.social
Liberation theology in the USA. More please.
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richraho.bsky.social
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
joegross.bsky.social
“Jerry Dixon, a switch hitter, who could have guessed?” Jesus, guys
joegross.bsky.social
Just hilariously terrible. Briscoe was always like, “ugh this again.”
joegross.bsky.social
Ah yes one of those LAW AND ORDERS where they are dealing with the existence of gay people and their wild, wild lives.
joegross.bsky.social
Spectacular.
zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
joegross.bsky.social
Well done.
rahnealexander.com
when you go on and on and on and write a whole book about how hot alice b toklas is?

that's gertrude signaling