Return of the Cmonmacques
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Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
Pinned
With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise
a lotta yall still dont get it
Senators can use multiple slurp juices on a single senate
so if you have 1 astro Senator and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new senates
Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
Senators can use multiple slurp juices on a single senate
so if you have 1 astro Senator and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new senates
Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
a lotta yall still dont get it
Senators can use multiple slurp juices on a single senate
so if you have 1 astro Senator and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new senates
Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
Senators can use multiple slurp juices on a single senate
so if you have 1 astro Senator and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new senates
Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
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Edmund Fitzgerald Dem Party
🤝
Both wrecked today
🤝
Both wrecked today
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Edmund Fitzgerald Dem Party
🤝
Both wrecked today
🤝
Both wrecked today
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Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
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The “are you funded by Hamas” people are funded by your wordle subscription
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The “are you funded by Hamas” people are funded by your wordle subscription
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The Chair Company is doing the classic, ordinary person finds vast conspiracy, story extremely well. the confused shouting of lot 49
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The Chair Company is doing the classic, ordinary person finds vast conspiracy, story extremely well. the confused shouting of lot 49
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*Homer Simpson voice*
And that's when the cenobites came at me
And that's when the cenobites came at me
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
*Homer Simpson voice*
And that's when the cenobites came at me
And that's when the cenobites came at me
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So part of this is because the studio that owns the rights will take down any fucking video you put up on Youtube talking about the film, which means a shitload of younger folks don't even know it exists.
You can mention it but god help you if you show footage.
You can mention it but god help you if you show footage.
One thing im certain of is many people haven’t seen “Jacob’s ladder”
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
So part of this is because the studio that owns the rights will take down any fucking video you put up on Youtube talking about the film, which means a shitload of younger folks don't even know it exists.
You can mention it but god help you if you show footage.
You can mention it but god help you if you show footage.
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Sometimes surrender is the bravest thing you can do
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Sometimes surrender is the bravest thing you can do
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Have a million people fled New York City yet?
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Have a million people fled New York City yet?
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Imagine getting bodied like this
Good old Chuck is no Nancy Pelosi that's for sure.
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Imagine getting bodied like this
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Well, at least they changed the original name
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Well, at least they changed the original name
So Tim Robbins gets wounded in Vietnam, right? And then it jumps forward to the future in 1975 where his life is AWFUL and…
One thing im certain of is many people haven’t seen “Jacob’s ladder”
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
So Tim Robbins gets wounded in Vietnam, right? And then it jumps forward to the future in 1975 where his life is AWFUL and…
One thing im certain of is many people haven’t seen “Jacob’s ladder”
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
One thing im certain of is many people haven’t seen “Jacob’s ladder”
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Personally I think it's irresponsible to have that amount of lib in one place. What if it causes a cascade and we have a chain reaction of lib energy? What destruction could that entail?
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Personally I think it's irresponsible to have that amount of lib in one place. What if it causes a cascade and we have a chain reaction of lib energy? What destruction could that entail?
That’s quite enough of that
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
That’s quite enough of that
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this is both a nightmare blunt rotation but more importantly a blunt nightmare rotation as in this would be the exact nightmare I'd have if I fell asleep while high
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
this is both a nightmare blunt rotation but more importantly a blunt nightmare rotation as in this would be the exact nightmare I'd have if I fell asleep while high
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Show them this to drive them crazy.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Show them this to drive them crazy.
My friend is convinced Antony Starr and Jason Bateman are the same person
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My friend is convinced Antony Starr and Jason Bateman are the same person
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"I want to see Michael Mann's Ferrari movie w/ Adam Driver"
"We already have a Ferrari movie at home"
The Ferrari movie at home:
"We already have a Ferrari movie at home"
The Ferrari movie at home:
Ohmygodohmygodohmygod they all try to do Italian accents
Lamborghini: The Man Behind The Legend (2022 Movie) Official Trailer - Frank Grillo, Gabriel Byrne
YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"I want to see Michael Mann's Ferrari movie w/ Adam Driver"
"We already have a Ferrari movie at home"
The Ferrari movie at home:
"We already have a Ferrari movie at home"
The Ferrari movie at home:
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Me watching “welcome to derry”:
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Me watching “welcome to derry”:
I cannot believe I didn’t know this movie exists. It has to be awful
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I cannot believe I didn’t know this movie exists. It has to be awful
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does anyone remember when i said this and then people told me that it was still harm reduction because there actually could be even more harm because it can always be worse?
ahhhhhhhh good times..... good times.....
ahhhhhhhh good times..... good times.....
What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 AM
does anyone remember when i said this and then people told me that it was still harm reduction because there actually could be even more harm because it can always be worse?
ahhhhhhhh good times..... good times.....
ahhhhhhhh good times..... good times.....