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@punishedholden.bsky.social
That’s right, an entire den of holes
If you hear me honkin, that such a silly goose
Formerly MLRDMAN22 on America Online
If you hear me honkin, that such a silly goose
Formerly MLRDMAN22 on America Online
Someone give this dude a train set
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Someone give this dude a train set
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Short girls with huge boobies.
That’s the post
That’s the post
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Short girls with huge boobies.
That’s the post
That’s the post
Me attacking leftovers at 9:39 pm
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Me attacking leftovers at 9:39 pm
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I am thankful for my slightly above average sized penis, deep dish Chicago style pizza, and the Marvel of human engineering that is the Nissan Rogue
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I am thankful for my slightly above average sized penis, deep dish Chicago style pizza, and the Marvel of human engineering that is the Nissan Rogue
Bluesky in the summer of 2023
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Bluesky in the summer of 2023
Cousin walk used to mean you’d feel and finger your cousin in a parked car, but naturally you burn outs had to take something perfect and ruin it
Taking a ‘cousin walk’ this Thanksgiving? As cannabis has become less stigmatized and more readily available in the U.S., industry experts say ‘Green Wednesday’ has begun to rival 4/20 for the most weed sales.
The other thing Americans consume in record numbers on Thanksgiving: marijuana
At a Maryland cannabis dispensary on ‘Green Wednesday,’ a day that has begun to rival 4/20 for the most weed sales, one product sold out in 15 minutes.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Cousin walk used to mean you’d feel and finger your cousin in a parked car, but naturally you burn outs had to take something perfect and ruin it
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introducing 'broaca' the cloaca for men who lay eggs
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
introducing 'broaca' the cloaca for men who lay eggs
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that’s just @punishedholden.bsky.social’s holiday card
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
that’s just @punishedholden.bsky.social’s holiday card
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
The guy she tells you not to worry about
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The guy she tells you not to worry about
I am thankful for my slightly above average sized penis, deep dish Chicago style pizza, and the Marvel of human engineering that is the Nissan Rogue
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I am thankful for my slightly above average sized penis, deep dish Chicago style pizza, and the Marvel of human engineering that is the Nissan Rogue
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Picked up something special for Thanksgiving
November 27, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Picked up something special for Thanksgiving
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roses are red
turkey has gizzard;
turkey has gizzard;
is your cloaca tight or loose like sleeve of wizard
May 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
roses are red
turkey has gizzard;
turkey has gizzard;
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Crowd boos
November 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Crowd boos
I started wiping twice as hard, Ava my bench went up 50lbs
But good for you, I guess…
But good for you, I guess…
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I started wiping twice as hard, Ava my bench went up 50lbs
But good for you, I guess…
But good for you, I guess…
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I have no ass, but I must shid
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I have no ass, but I must shid
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"ho ho ho I love dried vaginal discharge, meerrrrrry Christmas!" - Santa
Santa is a panties guy. He makes Mrs Claus wear her panties for several days straight, then she takes them off in front of him, and he huffs them while they’re still warm
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"ho ho ho I love dried vaginal discharge, meerrrrrry Christmas!" - Santa
Santa is a panties guy. He makes Mrs Claus wear her panties for several days straight, then she takes them off in front of him, and he huffs them while they’re still warm
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Santa is a panties guy. He makes Mrs Claus wear her panties for several days straight, then she takes them off in front of him, and he huffs them while they’re still warm
You can commit any crime you want inside the articulated bus cube, and the cops can’t do shit. It’s perfectly legal in there.
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
You can commit any crime you want inside the articulated bus cube, and the cops can’t do shit. It’s perfectly legal in there.
Finally realized why Trump is suddenly buddy-buddy with Zohran…
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Finally realized why Trump is suddenly buddy-buddy with Zohran…
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