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Proud father of seven uncle to 30. First 12 year old US Air Force pilot. First person to drive all the way around the globe. Former personal chef to Elvis Presley until I found out about the crimes. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein in her final days
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Tapping the sign
A good meme to send people who are convinced we live in a computer simulation.
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Tapping the sign
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I drank AG1 and prolapsed my colon from shitting so hard 10/10, please use my link
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I drank AG1 and prolapsed my colon from shitting so hard 10/10, please use my link
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"Happens to every guy sometimes this does." -yoda
May 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"Happens to every guy sometimes this does." -yoda
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think about it
88
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hamburger helper
hamburg germany
wake up sheeple
88
hh
hamburger helper
hamburg germany
wake up sheeple
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
think about it
88
hh
hamburger helper
hamburg germany
wake up sheeple
88
hh
hamburger helper
hamburg germany
wake up sheeple
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i hadn't thought about it, at least that much, but it does make sense that hamburger helper glove has a two tone situation going on down there
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i hadn't thought about it, at least that much, but it does make sense that hamburger helper glove has a two tone situation going on down there
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boosting to support real artists
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
boosting to support real artists
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that is one way to help a hamburger I will tell you that much
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
that is one way to help a hamburger I will tell you that much
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I love that this has no content warning
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I love that this has no content warning
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"Strong floor, no ceiling"
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Strong floor, no ceiling"
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Way too stoned and these are the stickers in my tray rn
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Way too stoned and these are the stickers in my tray rn
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jesus fucking christ
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
jesus fucking christ
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Hamburger helps you…fit that dick in your mouth
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hamburger helps you…fit that dick in your mouth
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every neoliberal policy analyst wants to "trim the fat" of society until the lean times come. community level resilience, redundancies, etc are good actually
When power went out across all of Puerto Rico on 16 April, a lot of the lights in the town of Adjuntas stayed on. A combination of experimental microgrids, solar panels, and storage kept power on for many businesses and residents.
spectrum.ieee.org/puerto-rico-...
spectrum.ieee.org/puerto-rico-...
Could Microgrids Be Puerto Rico's Answer to Endless Blackouts?
Meanwhile, feds redirect $365 million away from solar toward grid fixes
spectrum.ieee.org
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
every neoliberal policy analyst wants to "trim the fat" of society until the lean times come. community level resilience, redundancies, etc are good actually
Way too stoned and these are the stickers in my tray rn
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Way too stoned and these are the stickers in my tray rn
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This edible aint shit…. *takes another*
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This edible aint shit…. *takes another*
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
Writing creation myths and shit
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Writing creation myths and shit
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November 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Do you have to respect Jill Biden after learning that Joe died while she was pegging him?
No. But you can
No. But you can
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Do you have to respect Jill Biden after learning that Joe died while she was pegging him?
No. But you can
No. But you can
Good Evening, “talib kweli” was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Good Evening, “talib kweli” was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
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Joe Biden has passed away... the SAVINGS TO YOU THIS SHOPPING WEEKEND!
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Joe Biden has passed away... the SAVINGS TO YOU THIS SHOPPING WEEKEND!