Turkey Crepes 🍗🦃
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Proud father of seven uncle to 30. First 12 year old US Air Force pilot. First person to drive all the way around the globe. Former personal chef to Elvis Presley until I found out about the crimes. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein in her final days
Pinned
I have always been right to have call out the wrong of waffles. Doubt me at your peril.
ope stage 5
I was put to death for this truth and now look at me.
Me when I'm absolutely gone off that loud
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Me when I'm absolutely gone off that loud
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This lady is not your friend.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This lady is not your friend.
*crying softly* let's carpe some fucking diem broskis. Let's fucking carpe this motherfucking diem home dogs.
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
*crying softly* let's carpe some fucking diem broskis. Let's fucking carpe this motherfucking diem home dogs.
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thinkin bout doggerland
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
thinkin bout doggerland
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harry potter has died
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
harry potter has died
Nicorette flavored vapes
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Nicorette flavored vapes
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stumbling upon a sunken courtyard resplendent in ancient teal and salmon tile
Last call.
Rochester's Marketplace Mall to shutter interior access. Dates to be determined. Get here while you can...
#malls #deadmalls #rochester #newyork #wherehaveallthecoolmallsgone #retail #photography #fountain #payphones
Rochester's Marketplace Mall to shutter interior access. Dates to be determined. Get here while you can...
#malls #deadmalls #rochester #newyork #wherehaveallthecoolmallsgone #retail #photography #fountain #payphones
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
stumbling upon a sunken courtyard resplendent in ancient teal and salmon tile
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Fuckin lurched onto his face lmao
Senator John Fetterman was discharged from the hospital after a fall early Thursday morning:
“20 stitches later and a full recovery, I’m back home,” he wrote on Twitter.
“20 stitches later and a full recovery, I’m back home,” he wrote on Twitter.
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Fuckin lurched onto his face lmao
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What’s he been eating?
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
What’s he been eating?
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I'm allowed to post what I want because I have oppositional defiant disorder thanks
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'm allowed to post what I want because I have oppositional defiant disorder thanks
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Is this anything
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Is this anything
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Bill clinton / Donald Trump mpreg abortion story
Bill clinton / Donald Trump mpreg
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Bill clinton / Donald Trump mpreg abortion story
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here are some good people you should check out
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
here are some good people you should check out
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family guy is for the dark left
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
family guy is for the dark left
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please respect me and my Big Dog Status™️ on this free microblogging website !’
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
please respect me and my Big Dog Status™️ on this free microblogging website !’
Self-cleaning toilet that kicks itself clean with a big cat tongue after each use
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Self-cleaning toilet that kicks itself clean with a big cat tongue after each use
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a shot so good SKINAMARINK basically made a whole movie out of it
Twin Peaks: The eerie stairway and ceiling fan at the Palmer house.
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
a shot so good SKINAMARINK basically made a whole movie out of it