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@dadscrepes.bsky.social
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Proud father of seven uncle to 30. First 12 year old US Air Force pilot. First person to drive all the way around the globe. Former personal chef to Elvis Presley until I found out about the crimes. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein in her final days
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Me when I'm absolutely gone off that loud
The giant from twin peaks floating in the air and projecting cosmic light from his mind. The cosmic light is in color but the rest of the shot is in black and white.
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Harrison Ford weakly giving a thumbs up, he looks like hammered shit
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Do u think they explored each other's bodies 👁️
Bill clinton and Donald Trump shaking hands and locking eyes in some kinda way
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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VHS cover for remember with Robert Pattinson and Emilie de ravin, this is the movie where he dies in 9/11
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Yeah
Kamala harris and Donald Trump Funko pops in a 2 pack box
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Is this anything
Kirby eating a watermelon where Kirby is labeled a wood chipper and the watermelon is labeled meghyn kelly feet for
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Picture of a van in the darkness. It has FREE CANDY scrawled on the side in white paint
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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When u just beat a sheriff at a wicked game
Chris isaak as agent chet Desmond bending rebar after beating the shit out of a townie sheriff. He looks fucking magnificent, like a stallion mid-gallop
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Tom barrack us ambassador to turkiye picture is a pedophile in a suit
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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This is William pulte btw
William John Pulte (born May 28, 1988) is an American businessman who has served as the director of the Federal Housing Finance Agency (FHFA) and the chairman of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac since 2025. Picture of a smug pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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David duchovny on the cover of Playgirl magazine doing the baby yoga pose in tighty whities with an awkward smile
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I'm gonna reread doppelganger by Naomi Klein
role was no longer to benefit the community--with shared access to communal grazing, food, and frewood - but to increase crop yields and therefore profits for individual landowners. Once physically and legally enclosed, the soil began to be treated as a machine, whose role was to be as productive as possible. This is what happens when we allow so many of our previously pri- vate actions to be enclosed by corporate tech platforms whose founders said they were about connecting us but were always about extracting from us. The process of enclosure, of carrying out our activities within these private platforms, changes us, including how we relate to one an- other and the underlying purpose of those relations. This goes back to carly forms of enclosure, beginning in the Middle Ages. When common lands in England were transformed into privately held commodities surrounded by hedges and fences, the land became something else: its
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Ring ding ding daa baa
Baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba
The New York times Opinion binyamin appelbaum Mamdani isn't the future of the Democrats. This guy is. Picture is crazy frog with his giant weird smile and hanging chode
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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@amazon @mgm @jeff bezos listen to me I have ideas
VHS cover for die another day but the title is help another hamburger and pierce brosnan has been replaced by the hamburger helper glove. Halle berry is literal burger meat
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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He's back folks
007 no time to die poster but James bonds head has been replaced with the hamburger helper glove and the title of the film is now no hamburger to help
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need...
Mariah Carey all I want for Christmas is hamburger helper. She is holding a hamburger helper hand lovingly in front of a Christmas tree
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Adam Corolla with a microphone "listen up liberal my wife left me"
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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The song gets the story mostly right
The Edmund Fitzgerald being swallowed by a giant Kirby
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Cucumber from veggie tales with the caption "aight who shit myself"
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Impersonator account alert please report
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November 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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The first contact scene from predator where they blow the shit out of the jungle but everyone's gun is a sandwich
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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The Republicans are acting like the Virginia AG Jay Jones is like John Wick making a statement of revenge to the death against Republicans when he really said literally this:
Michael Scott: if I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, bun laden, and toby... I would shoot toby twice
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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It's so tacky
There's a new sign outside the oval now. The sign says if this boat is rocking don't come knocking
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Nathan Fielder knew
Screenshot of an episode of the rehearsal where Paramount plus employees are depicted as Nazi soldiers in uniform with paramount armbands ordering people around in german
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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This is the only one I have on my phone
A crepe in a cast iron pan
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM