Bonsai Kittens
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This is INSANE.
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This is INSANE.
Listen to old Blur
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Listen to old Blur
MEN
DO NOT
FUCKING
HEAR ME
I explain eight different ways. I go slow. I go fast! still nothing. They continue to repeat the same question, not hearing my answer, until they try it themselves… and suddenly they’ve found the solution
DO NOT
FUCKING
HEAR ME
I explain eight different ways. I go slow. I go fast! still nothing. They continue to repeat the same question, not hearing my answer, until they try it themselves… and suddenly they’ve found the solution
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
MEN
DO NOT
FUCKING
HEAR ME
I explain eight different ways. I go slow. I go fast! still nothing. They continue to repeat the same question, not hearing my answer, until they try it themselves… and suddenly they’ve found the solution
DO NOT
FUCKING
HEAR ME
I explain eight different ways. I go slow. I go fast! still nothing. They continue to repeat the same question, not hearing my answer, until they try it themselves… and suddenly they’ve found the solution
BPD is typically a lifelong affliction
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
BPD is typically a lifelong affliction
im middle aged and in a situation where I got yelled at for reading ahead when dumber classmates aren’t even trying and failing miserably
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
im middle aged and in a situation where I got yelled at for reading ahead when dumber classmates aren’t even trying and failing miserably
Haha but also this is very serious thank you
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Haha but also this is very serious thank you
Why do bsky trending topics take so long to refresh? Mine is still showing GitHub issues as “hot”
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Why do bsky trending topics take so long to refresh? Mine is still showing GitHub issues as “hot”
Remembering the time in late 2017 I was at a bar in St Louis and some guy tried sidling up to me to hit on me. First words out of my mouth were “who did you vote for?” and he immediately exited with a “well fuck you then”
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Remembering the time in late 2017 I was at a bar in St Louis and some guy tried sidling up to me to hit on me. First words out of my mouth were “who did you vote for?” and he immediately exited with a “well fuck you then”
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I love getting my fat shitty body wet for the rest of my life no this is great this is what I wanted to do.
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I love getting my fat shitty body wet for the rest of my life no this is great this is what I wanted to do.
Nude backgammon with swimsuit models
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Nude backgammon with swimsuit models
We don’t spend enough time physically harming deadbeat dads
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
We don’t spend enough time physically harming deadbeat dads
lol y’all think the fourth estate just started failing you now. this vagina bearer knows they’ve been laughing in our faces for decades
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
lol y’all think the fourth estate just started failing you now. this vagina bearer knows they’ve been laughing in our faces for decades
I’m so fuckin tired and then GitHub goes down and I get a PM up my ass about something inconsequential and then a meeting to idk listen to a c levels fantasies about what he wants his company to look like
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I’m so fuckin tired and then GitHub goes down and I get a PM up my ass about something inconsequential and then a meeting to idk listen to a c levels fantasies about what he wants his company to look like
So free tax USA is lost
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
So free tax USA is lost
You don't have a phobia; you just find something uncomfortable
You don’t have a disorder, you just have symptoms
You don’t have a crisis or a nightmare, you're having a bad time which will be followed later by a good time
Nothing is permanent and you don’t know the reasons for everything
You don’t have a disorder, you just have symptoms
You don’t have a crisis or a nightmare, you're having a bad time which will be followed later by a good time
Nothing is permanent and you don’t know the reasons for everything
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You don't have a phobia; you just find something uncomfortable
You don’t have a disorder, you just have symptoms
You don’t have a crisis or a nightmare, you're having a bad time which will be followed later by a good time
Nothing is permanent and you don’t know the reasons for everything
You don’t have a disorder, you just have symptoms
You don’t have a crisis or a nightmare, you're having a bad time which will be followed later by a good time
Nothing is permanent and you don’t know the reasons for everything
Olivia Nuzzi is everyone being fascinated with the turbodescent of someone with Cluster B
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Olivia Nuzzi is everyone being fascinated with the turbodescent of someone with Cluster B
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Me, when I see Cloudflare has broken Teams for some people.
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Me, when I see Cloudflare has broken Teams for some people.
Cloudflare get down on the ground and stay down please
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Cloudflare get down on the ground and stay down please
“We’re so lucky to have President Trump in office. Now we have the privilege of staring at that tub of lard all day long. If I were him I would walk my fat ass into oncoming traffic.”
At least people have stopped asking when Trump will pivot, when he is clearly getting worse.
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“We’re so lucky to have President Trump in office. Now we have the privilege of staring at that tub of lard all day long. If I were him I would walk my fat ass into oncoming traffic.”
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
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Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵
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the year 2000: i can't believe these dumbass kids made a show about kicking each other in the balls
the year 2025: i can't believe our most respectable national public figures used to make a show about kicking each other in the balls
the year 2025: i can't believe our most respectable national public figures used to make a show about kicking each other in the balls
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
the year 2000: i can't believe these dumbass kids made a show about kicking each other in the balls
the year 2025: i can't believe our most respectable national public figures used to make a show about kicking each other in the balls
the year 2025: i can't believe our most respectable national public figures used to make a show about kicking each other in the balls
Greg Bovino is what happens when you don’t beat up that weird kid who wears army fatigues to school every day
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Greg Bovino is what happens when you don’t beat up that weird kid who wears army fatigues to school every day