sexy ludovician
@beardynoise.bsky.social
Roses are red
Kisses are fond
Bring forth the wolf's head!
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
Kisses are fond
Bring forth the wolf's head!
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
Pinned
sexy ludovician
@beardynoise.bsky.social
· Aug 24
Not gay as in "I empathise with the plight of the X-men" but queer as in "Magneto was right"
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oracles be like "this divination sucks"
my sister in delphi you spoke the prophecy
my sister in delphi you spoke the prophecy
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
oracles be like "this divination sucks"
my sister in delphi you spoke the prophecy
my sister in delphi you spoke the prophecy
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Back in Australia means back in the saddle (and the singlet)
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Back in Australia means back in the saddle (and the singlet)
Jesus christ this has been one of the most fucked weeks in a while
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Jesus christ this has been one of the most fucked weeks in a while
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
Back in Australia means back in the saddle (and the singlet)
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Back in Australia means back in the saddle (and the singlet)
It's fine for the LGBTs, though! Tbh I'm actually with Leo on this, heterosexual men should NOT be allowed to do polyamory
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It's fine for the LGBTs, though! Tbh I'm actually with Leo on this, heterosexual men should NOT be allowed to do polyamory
Stardew Valley loving pals - I'm looking at trying mods, are there any particularly good ones?
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Stardew Valley loving pals - I'm looking at trying mods, are there any particularly good ones?
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All of this “woe is me my house is now really expensive and so a tax is unfair” stuff completely negates to acknowledge the implicit fact that the house owner has made an insane profit by doing absolutely nothing
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
All of this “woe is me my house is now really expensive and so a tax is unfair” stuff completely negates to acknowledge the implicit fact that the house owner has made an insane profit by doing absolutely nothing
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Gay guys would fuck a mannequin with a beard on it. Having the gals find you attractive? That’s a real challenge
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Gay guys would fuck a mannequin with a beard on it. Having the gals find you attractive? That’s a real challenge
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My friend just sent me this t-shirt design and I need it so much.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
My friend just sent me this t-shirt design and I need it so much.
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Bottoms : be sure to grease us up and load us down with meat
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Bottoms : be sure to grease us up and load us down with meat
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ME: I dove many leagues to reach you tonight. I must speak to Mother Shrimpkin. It's urgent!
GUARD: Tender as roe, are ye? The palace is closed to your like. Our Queen will see you not.
MOTHER SHRIMPKIN: P E R S E U S S T A N D A S I D E ! M I C H A E L I S A F R I E N D T O U S O F O L D
GUARD: Tender as roe, are ye? The palace is closed to your like. Our Queen will see you not.
MOTHER SHRIMPKIN: P E R S E U S S T A N D A S I D E ! M I C H A E L I S A F R I E N D T O U S O F O L D
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
ME: I dove many leagues to reach you tonight. I must speak to Mother Shrimpkin. It's urgent!
GUARD: Tender as roe, are ye? The palace is closed to your like. Our Queen will see you not.
MOTHER SHRIMPKIN: P E R S E U S S T A N D A S I D E ! M I C H A E L I S A F R I E N D T O U S O F O L D
GUARD: Tender as roe, are ye? The palace is closed to your like. Our Queen will see you not.
MOTHER SHRIMPKIN: P E R S E U S S T A N D A S I D E ! M I C H A E L I S A F R I E N D T O U S O F O L D
Adelaide has been shut down for the grand prix so I am obviously thinking of @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social , editor in chief of International Car Fucker magazine
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Adelaide has been shut down for the grand prix so I am obviously thinking of @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social , editor in chief of International Car Fucker magazine
Sorry but you actually really do have to credit the British with this one, that's *our* cultural imperialism and we did it first
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Sorry but you actually really do have to credit the British with this one, that's *our* cultural imperialism and we did it first
South Australia needs to take radical action to tackle the bloom, have we considered offering it Gina as a sacrifice
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
South Australia needs to take radical action to tackle the bloom, have we considered offering it Gina as a sacrifice
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it just occurred to me dollhouse is just a gritty take on roger from american dad
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
it just occurred to me dollhouse is just a gritty take on roger from american dad
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In case you missed it: Jentry Chau Vs The Underworld has been nominated for THREE Children's & Family Emmy awards, including... Outstanding Writing!
Series creator Echo Wu and I were privileged to work with incredible writers on this show, and I'm over the moon that our work has been recognised.
Series creator Echo Wu and I were privileged to work with incredible writers on this show, and I'm over the moon that our work has been recognised.
I'd love to connect with more creatives on here, so: intro post!
I'm a screenwriter from London who moved to LA just before the ol' panny-D. I'm head writer of Jentry Chau Vs The Underworld, which comes out on Netflix Dec 5th! If you like Buffy, you'll like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcZE...
I'm a screenwriter from London who moved to LA just before the ol' panny-D. I'm head writer of Jentry Chau Vs The Underworld, which comes out on Netflix Dec 5th! If you like Buffy, you'll like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcZE...
Jentry Chau vs. The Underworld | Official Teaser | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
In case you missed it: Jentry Chau Vs The Underworld has been nominated for THREE Children's & Family Emmy awards, including... Outstanding Writing!
Series creator Echo Wu and I were privileged to work with incredible writers on this show, and I'm over the moon that our work has been recognised.
Series creator Echo Wu and I were privileged to work with incredible writers on this show, and I'm over the moon that our work has been recognised.
@halkyardo.bsky.social you're back! Yay!
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@halkyardo.bsky.social you're back! Yay!
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Alternatively:
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Alternatively:
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps queer women with their grasp
Of waists, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
Subtle sign of lesbians
(The humble and the lusty),
Carabiner
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We Only Kiss At Christmas 💋 😪
Now with actual artwork by @lauramipsum.bsky.social CAN YOU IMAGINE if I'd lined these two things up to go out on time
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
Now with actual artwork by @lauramipsum.bsky.social CAN YOU IMAGINE if I'd lined these two things up to go out on time
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
We Only Kiss At Christmas feat. Sox, by Fightmilk
track by Fightmilk
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
We Only Kiss At Christmas 💋 😪
Now with actual artwork by @lauramipsum.bsky.social CAN YOU IMAGINE if I'd lined these two things up to go out on time
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
Now with actual artwork by @lauramipsum.bsky.social CAN YOU IMAGINE if I'd lined these two things up to go out on time
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
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Any statements made about how all British Journalists should be fed to the big giant snake obviously include the essential caveats (Chiles, Usher, etc) because any good journalist from britain is not actually a British Journalist. It's a classification
December 4, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Any statements made about how all British Journalists should be fed to the big giant snake obviously include the essential caveats (Chiles, Usher, etc) because any good journalist from britain is not actually a British Journalist. It's a classification
If we fed the entire british journalist class to some kind of big giant snake it would fix 90% of the problems the UK experiences almost immediately
for how awful american media is they don't hold a candle to the vileness of the british press. difficult to find a more contemptible group of people
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
If we fed the entire british journalist class to some kind of big giant snake it would fix 90% of the problems the UK experiences almost immediately
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Finding Linehan as ‘generally credible’ and ‘genuinely frank and honest’ is picking sides. This is parodic
Someone ask the judge what her reaction would be if she was on the receiving end of what Glinner did, *then* followed it up with that performance in court?
But of course we all know the answer anyway.
But of course we all know the answer anyway.
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Finding Linehan as ‘generally credible’ and ‘genuinely frank and honest’ is picking sides. This is parodic