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sexy christmas lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · Aug 24
Not gay as in "I empathise with the plight of the X-men" but queer as in "Magneto was right"
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If i don't receive £50,000 in the next seven days I will write erotic Starmer x Burnham fan fuction
tyron.bsky.social Tyron @tyron.bsky.social · 1h
Absolutely NOT at this headline!
January 25, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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From Angry Catfish, independent bicycle shop in Minneapolis
Alex Pretti was a customer of ACF. A member of our local cycling community. An integral community member serving as a nurse at our local VA hospital. Murdered while standing up to bullies in his city. Then falsely smeared in the media as an agitator with an agenda. Do not believe the lies. He could be any one of us standing against evil, but evil cannot get us all if we stand against it!
January 25, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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As a GenX/Millenial Cusp I remember the MTV movie kiss award they use to give and this should qualify for best kiss. #HeatedRivalry
January 25, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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picknmix.bsky.social
…in an actual ‘only in Australia’ moment a kangaroo causes scenes during the Tour Down Under cycling race.
January 25, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
1. I am a resident of the Whittier neighborhood of Minneapolis, Minnesota. I am over 18 years of age. I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting. 2. On Saturday, January 24, 2026, at about 8:50 am, I was getting ready to go to work when I heard whistles outside. I knew the whistles meant that ICE agents were in the area, so I decided to check it out on my way to work. I've been involved in observing in my community because it is so important to document what ICE is doing to my neighbors. Connecting to your local community and knowing who your neighbors are is something I profoundly value. 3. I drove to Nicollet Ave. and 26th where I could hear the whistles coming from. I turned south onto Nicollet. There were already several ICE agents there and they'd set up a sort of vehicle convoy on Nicollet and 28th. There were also about 15 observers there, recording and observing ICE. 4. I saw ICE agents surrounding cars and punching car windows. I also saw them stopping vehicles further down Nicollet, so I backed up because I didn't feel safe continuing on. 5. I noticed a man sort of acting to help traffic move more smoothly. He helped me find a place to park. I got out with my whistle and my camera. I went over to him and said something like, "I'm going to film and use my whistle." 6. It seemed like most ICE activity was happening a little farther down the street from us, near 27th. Someone was being thrown to the ground. 7. I started recording. There was an agent by a car across the street. Two observers were a few feet away from the agent, blowing their whistles. One was wearing a backpack. 8. I and the man who was observing and helping direct traffic were standing in the street. There was a phone in the man's hand recording a video. 9. An agent approached and asked us to back up, so I moved slowly back onto the sidewalk. 10. The man stayed in the street, filming as the other observers I mentioned earlier were being forced backward by another ICE agent threatening them with pepper spray. The man went closer to support them as they got threatened, just with his camera out. I didn't see him reach for or hold a gun. 11. Then the ICE agent shoved one of the other observers to the ground. Then he started pepper spraying all three of them directly in the face and all over. The man with the phone put his hands above his head and the agent sprayed him again and pushed him. 12. Then the man tried to help up the woman the ICE agent had shoved to the ground. The ICE agents just kept spraying. More agents came over and grabbed the man who was still trying to help the woman get up. All three of the observers looked to have been badly affected by the pepper spray. I could feel the pepper spray in my eyes. 13. The agents pulled the man on the ground. I didn't see him touch any of them-he wasn't even turned toward them. It didn't look like he was trying to resist, just trying to help the woman up. I didn't see him with a gun. They threw him to the ground. Four or five agents had him on the ground and they just started shooting him. They shot him so many times. 14.1 don't know why they shot him. He was only helping. I was five feet from him and they just shot him. 15. The video I recorded of what happened accurately depicts the events leading up to the agents shooting him and several minutes afterwards. The video is attached as Exhibit 1. 16. I have read the statement from DHS about what happened and it is wrong. The man did not approach the agents with a gun. He approached them with a camera. He was just trying to help a woman get up and they took him to the ground. 17. I feel afraid. Only hours have passed since they shot a man right in front me and I don't feel like I can go home because I heard agents were looking for me. I don't know what the agents will do when they find me. I do know that they're not telling the truth about what happened. I've heard that other witnesses might have been arrested and taken to the Whipple Building. 18. I am disgusted and gutted at how they are treating my neighbors and my state. I keep alternating between crying and feeling determined it is important to remember the value of documenting injustice. We show up for the people who need us to bear witness, because it can't just be one group of people bearing the brunt of their tyranny. This is a struggle to protect our freedom and democracy, those things are on the line. He lost his life for those values. I declare under penalty of perjury that everything I have stated in this document is true and correct. Dated and signed on Jan 24, 2026 in Hennepin County, State of Minnesota.
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
beardynoise.bsky.social
I feel insane trying to think about or post about literally anything rn
January 24, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Oh, good morning. There's been another murder, I see
January 24, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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Post-cycle tiddy Tuesday
Me, wearing a singlet & taking a photo in a slightly grubby mirror
January 20, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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January 24, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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Spice World (1997) is one of the greatest films of all time
January 24, 2026 at 9:55 AM
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Absolutely delighted that Playlunch's cover of Its Raining Men is in the hottest 100, it's so good

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January 24, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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January 24, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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Going to a party tonight as "Beary Spice" and cant decide if going as Bear (gay) or Bear (animal) is funnier
January 24, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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the existence of medical patents is a multitool of colonial violence, illustrative example. regulars of the channel may boo me for this given it is something that happens outside the imperial core all the time, but it doesn't lose that characteristic the moment it's pointed hegemonically inward
January 23, 2026 at 7:22 AM
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New Dresden Files book is pretty good, I'm having fun
January 23, 2026 at 7:17 AM
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it is at this time i would like to remind prep school slenderman and every other dumbass motherfucker saying shit like "why don't the palestinians just invest in tourism infrastructure or whatever" that they HAD AN INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT

IN GAZA

IT OPENED IN 1998

AND THEN GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO IT
benschwartz.bsky.social Ben Schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social · 2d
"Otisburg? OTISBURG?"
The images show Jared Kushner's plans to redevelop Gaza into a modern coastal Miami.
January 23, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Persona 5 (2022)
January 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Im watching The Righteous Gemstones and like

Are these organisations real?
January 22, 2026 at 12:33 PM
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Seal
Old drawing of a seal with the caption; "No meanies pls"
January 21, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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Tár With Big Natáruals
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January 22, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 8:38 AM