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sexy christmas lukedovician
@beardynoise.bsky.social
acting in an official capacity on behalf of her majesty's government
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Not gay as in "I empathise with the plight of the X-men" but queer as in "Magneto was right"
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Instagram is dead and they are lying to you
January 25, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Ugh god I did 2k in the pool yesterday and about half of that was backstroke and now I need someone to aggressively de-knot my back
January 25, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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Posting a side-on shot specifically to make all my gay followers bark like dogs
November 4, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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Photo by me
January 25, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.
the nail polish girlies are going absolutely feral and it’s so good
January 25, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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I wonder if a rotom ever went in a dildo. What type would it become? I think fairy
January 25, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I'm auditioning to join Playlunch
January 25, 2026 at 12:34 PM
If i don't receive £50,000 in the next seven days I will write erotic Starmer x Burnham fan fuction
Absolutely NOT at this headline!
January 25, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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From Angry Catfish, independent bicycle shop in Minneapolis
January 25, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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As a GenX/Millenial Cusp I remember the MTV movie kiss award they use to give and this should qualify for best kiss. #HeatedRivalry
January 25, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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…in an actual ‘only in Australia’ moment a kangaroo causes scenes during the Tour Down Under cycling race.
January 25, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I feel insane trying to think about or post about literally anything rn
January 24, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Oh, good morning. There's been another murder, I see
January 24, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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Post-cycle tiddy Tuesday
January 20, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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January 24, 2026 at 12:27 PM
My old work used to do "how to eat pussy good" classes and honestly I'm really glad I paid attention because it was really useful! A lot of the techniques carry over, and also it's great to have in the back pocket for trans guys
Sinners is a movie with the guts to say that no matter what you’re facing be it a gang of vampires or racism, it’s never a bad time to learn how to eat pussy good
January 24, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Spice World (1997) is one of the greatest films of all time
January 24, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Absolutely delighted that Playlunch's cover of Its Raining Men is in the hottest 100, it's so good

youtu.be/CDKaxKpdJF4?...
Playlunch cover The Weather Girls’ ‘It's Raining Men’ for Like A Version
YouTube video by triple j
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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you a misandrist, speaking from an emotional place: men are disgusting

me, woke, speaking from the experience of seeing men not wash their hands in the toilets: men are disgusting
January 24, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Going to a party tonight as "Beary Spice" and cant decide if going as Bear (gay) or Bear (animal) is funnier
January 24, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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"Some have argued the impact of introduced species has been overstated, and that introduced species should be seen as a legitimate part of Australia’s ecosystems. Scientific evidence and conservation outcomes do not support this." theconversation.com/yes-feral-ca... - @aunz.theconversation.com
January 23, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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the existence of medical patents is a multitool of colonial violence, illustrative example. regulars of the channel may boo me for this given it is something that happens outside the imperial core all the time, but it doesn't lose that characteristic the moment it's pointed hegemonically inward
January 23, 2026 at 7:22 AM