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Roses are red Kisses are fond Bring forth the wolf's head! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · Aug 24

Not gay as in "I empathise with the plight of the X-men" but queer as in "Magneto was right"

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 1h

Apparently almost all buttholes need to be whiter. I guess that's what white supremacy means?

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 2h

HELL YEAH

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 2h

It's for whitening your butthole

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 2h

It's why I pledged fealty

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Gabriel Geiger @gabrielgeiger.bsky.social · 5h

On a Saturday night I stumbled across something on the internet that made me feel like ****** my pants. A giant dataset of real surveillance operations targeting 1000s of people across nearly every country. Unraveling it and the mysterious company behind it has consumed 1.5 years of my life

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 3h

EXACTLY

Tropes are useful to me, as a grubby little academic, because they are the cogs and gears and building blocks of a narrative. Knowing how they function and interact is important, and can be fun!

But a beautiful dish is more than its ingredients! A clock is more than cogs and glass!

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 3h

I just thought of a really funny Halloween PFP but I need a good way of like...making ASCII art, I guess?

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 3h

As a reader & reformed English Literature student I like tropes on an abstract level, and they can be useful, but breaking a work down into its tropes like that is like explaining a joke, or dissecting a frog.

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 3h

That's so bonkers. Its like...three dollars? Maybe? I'll be honest idk what a sympathy card costs in America but it's gotta be a trivial enough amount he coukd just have bought it himself

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 3h

Jesus.

You're ten times the Poster I am

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 3h

Certified porn scholar & sexy writer seconding you on this.

Also this LLM is gonna be trained on *everything* they can harvest on the Internet. Most of that shit is baaaaaad

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 3h

girl sunscreen

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 3h

Have you heard of game? You should check out game

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 4h

The boat back home

Me, hair whipping about, looking at the water

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 4h

Okay that works actually

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 5h

Ok they're asleep now but I'll ask for pics

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 5h

Then wtf are bottoms supposed to call me? Sounds like the revolution is kinkphobic

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 5h

You'd love the converted church my friends live in

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 5h

Almost certainly

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 5h

Oh this explains the gay community

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 6h

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 6h

He's too right for him to be evil again, I think. Apocalypse was AFAIK supposed to fill the gap in the narrative his redemption has created, but hm.

He *is* very cool and having him be evil? *extremely* cool

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 10h

Oh that's a really good idea

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 10h

Thanks to watching almost every episode of the popular television show Bones, I can tell you that it's because feet bones are a bastard to draw, and boots add sex appeal

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 10h

Wait no he's 300bc sorry

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 10h

fuck me i forgot to get a photo of his description plate but he's from like, 2400BC

Little pig statue on the left, ornate vase on the right

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