sexy ludovician
@beardynoise.bsky.social
Roses are red
Kisses are fond
Bring forth the wolf's head!
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
Kisses are fond
Bring forth the wolf's head!
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
Pinned
sexy ludovician
@beardynoise.bsky.social
· Aug 24
Not gay as in "I empathise with the plight of the X-men" but queer as in "Magneto was right"
Picnic at the Park is getting DELUGED. Hate this.
Like ok, I'm with the swim team and we're used to getting wet, but this is ridiculous
Like ok, I'm with the swim team and we're used to getting wet, but this is ridiculous
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Picnic at the Park is getting DELUGED. Hate this.
Like ok, I'm with the swim team and we're used to getting wet, but this is ridiculous
Like ok, I'm with the swim team and we're used to getting wet, but this is ridiculous
Ya boi gogo danced last night and now I'm manning the Dolphins stall for Picnic In The Park, please clap
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Ya boi gogo danced last night and now I'm manning the Dolphins stall for Picnic In The Park, please clap
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Frantically deleting all the posts in which I foolishly assert that ‘no one could love Mamdani more than I do.’
November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Frantically deleting all the posts in which I foolishly assert that ‘no one could love Mamdani more than I do.’
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Trump's entire personality is that of the gay guy who only ever hits on the hottest guy in any room and then calls the guy a stuck up bitch when he politely declines
Of course he likes Mamdani. Mamdani has a ton of charisma and he hasn't yet said he wouldn't be Trump's friend
Of course he likes Mamdani. Mamdani has a ton of charisma and he hasn't yet said he wouldn't be Trump's friend
Q: would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani administration ?
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Trump's entire personality is that of the gay guy who only ever hits on the hottest guy in any room and then calls the guy a stuck up bitch when he politely declines
Of course he likes Mamdani. Mamdani has a ton of charisma and he hasn't yet said he wouldn't be Trump's friend
Of course he likes Mamdani. Mamdani has a ton of charisma and he hasn't yet said he wouldn't be Trump's friend
I just gogo danced and it was extremely fun and I forgot to take ANY PHOTOS
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I just gogo danced and it was extremely fun and I forgot to take ANY PHOTOS
Welcome, traveller....cross my paw with silver and i shall tell you what the future holds....
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Welcome, traveller....cross my paw with silver and i shall tell you what the future holds....
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brexit seriously destroyed the entire country. it's just done
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
brexit seriously destroyed the entire country. it's just done
hello from inside of a cloud and outside a cloud
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
hello from inside of a cloud and outside a cloud
We all know the Epstein files are going to be used to *only* target Trump's enemies, we aren't stupid, but with luck it'll clear out a lot of the cancerous rot at the head of the Democrats and might clear a path for some decent plfifures who'll do something other than insider trading
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
We all know the Epstein files are going to be used to *only* target Trump's enemies, we aren't stupid, but with luck it'll clear out a lot of the cancerous rot at the head of the Democrats and might clear a path for some decent plfifures who'll do something other than insider trading
It's insane to me they publicised the woman who got fluoride poisoning *because she drank 20 gallons of water a day* so heavily
"decades of research — including a large study published today in the US — conclude that consuming fluoride at recommended levels in drinking water has no adverse effects"
www.abc.net.au/news/science...
www.abc.net.au/news/science...
Can fluoride in water affect kids' brains? Here's what research tells us
Large studies conclude there is no evidence to back up community concerns that fluoride in water at recommended levels may affect the cognition or IQ of children.
www.abc.net.au
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It's insane to me they publicised the woman who got fluoride poisoning *because she drank 20 gallons of water a day* so heavily
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I do not use Windows but if you do, here's how to make your computer better
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I do not use Windows but if you do, here's how to make your computer better
Listen to me read filth that I also wrote!
"There are two things I love eating; steak, and ass."
Again in honour of #InternationalMensDay, here's international man @beardynoise.bsky.social writing an exquisitely hot guest blog on rimming.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/i-love-...
Again in honour of #InternationalMensDay, here's international man @beardynoise.bsky.social writing an exquisitely hot guest blog on rimming.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/i-love-...
Guest blog: I love giving rimjobs | Girl on the Net
"There are two things I love eating; steak, and ass." This week's guest blogger explains in deliciously NSFW detail why he loves giving rimjobs.
www.girlonthenet.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Listen to me read filth that I also wrote!
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there's only one international man that we celebrate in this house
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
there's only one international man that we celebrate in this house
I need everyone on this website to watch Ghosts Australia
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I need everyone on this website to watch Ghosts Australia
Is anyone watching Playing Gracie Darling? I'm on episode two and it is so gooooood
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Is anyone watching Playing Gracie Darling? I'm on episode two and it is so gooooood
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ALERT
SMOKEY BASTARD JUST RELEASED AN ALBUM AFTER 15 YEARS
SMOKEY BASTARD JUST RELEASED AN ALBUM AFTER 15 YEARS
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 AM
ALERT
SMOKEY BASTARD JUST RELEASED AN ALBUM AFTER 15 YEARS
SMOKEY BASTARD JUST RELEASED AN ALBUM AFTER 15 YEARS
Considering theyre 60% of all podcasts I'm shocked theres no dnd actual plays on there
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Considering theyre 60% of all podcasts I'm shocked theres no dnd actual plays on there
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I'm sorry but that's a stupid name for a Converter album
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I'm sorry but that's a stupid name for a Converter album
Extremely mad that the flying has exacerbated my cold so im spending valuable Melbourne time in bed chugging cough syrup
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Extremely mad that the flying has exacerbated my cold so im spending valuable Melbourne time in bed chugging cough syrup
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Shabana Mahmood casually saying they're gonna take migrant's jewellery off them has got me thinking about that scene in Schindler's List where the Jewish family wrap family heirlooms in bread and swallow them.
What the fuck are we?
What the fuck are we?
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Shabana Mahmood casually saying they're gonna take migrant's jewellery off them has got me thinking about that scene in Schindler's List where the Jewish family wrap family heirlooms in bread and swallow them.
What the fuck are we?
What the fuck are we?
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Nate is legitimately one of the best living writers in the UK. No-one can match his absolute mastery of the grotesque. You should hire him to write for you
Folks it pains me to ask so bluntly, but could anyone use some work doing by me? I've got to find income for three months until my next royalty payment, and I'm not having much luck.
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Nate is legitimately one of the best living writers in the UK. No-one can match his absolute mastery of the grotesque. You should hire him to write for you
My sleeping pill wore off. Can I take a second one in a night?
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My sleeping pill wore off. Can I take a second one in a night?
@benrlmeredith.bsky.social Omg BEN!!! Hello!!
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
@benrlmeredith.bsky.social Omg BEN!!! Hello!!