Sooz Kempner
@soozuk.bsky.social
"Comedian". DOOM in @bbcdoctorwho. Host @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social
Acting: The Foundry Management VO: The Joneses
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Acting: The Foundry Management VO: The Joneses
For all enquiries and brand partnerships – [email protected]
she/her
www.soozkempner.co.uk/gigs
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TL;DR....Friday 30th January 2026 @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern
An Evening with Sooz Kempner. All funds go towards lead-up and recovery from an operation on my damn larynx.
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An Evening with Sooz Kempner. All funds go towards lead-up and recovery from an operation on my damn larynx.
£10 TICKETS: www.outsavvy.com/event/31688/...
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With so much abuse from cis men still covered up , with so much misogyny rife , with anti trans activists starting to turn towards abortion rights - well done to all the bigots who decided relentless abuse of trans kids was the solution #translives
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
With so much abuse from cis men still covered up , with so much misogyny rife , with anti trans activists starting to turn towards abortion rights - well done to all the bigots who decided relentless abuse of trans kids was the solution #translives
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I ranked the work of Ricky Gervais.
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I ranked the work of Ricky Gervais.
This guy used to be one of my heroes and his stuff now is woeful. Who is this for? Constantly trying to present as a dangerous provocateur, a truth spitter, if you're offended GET OUT but here he is flogging vodka with a lie about someone being offended by dogs? A 6yo yelling "poo bum willy!"
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM
This guy used to be one of my heroes and his stuff now is woeful. Who is this for? Constantly trying to present as a dangerous provocateur, a truth spitter, if you're offended GET OUT but here he is flogging vodka with a lie about someone being offended by dogs? A 6yo yelling "poo bum willy!"
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Grading your students paper, winning sports, joining the girl guides, what will trans women be banned from next week! Place your bets, personally i think trans women shouldnt be allowed to order drinks at the bar first if there’s any superior cis women waiting in line
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Grading your students paper, winning sports, joining the girl guides, what will trans women be banned from next week! Place your bets, personally i think trans women shouldnt be allowed to order drinks at the bar first if there’s any superior cis women waiting in line
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They may not even be lying when they say they believe this, that’s how bad it is.
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
They may not even be lying when they say they believe this, that’s how bad it is.
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George Bailey when he's shown that if he'd never been born his brother would have died as a child: 😔
George Bailey when he's shown that if he'd never been born Mary would wear glasses and work in the library: 😭😭😭
George Bailey when he's shown that if he'd never been born Mary would wear glasses and work in the library: 😭😭😭
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
George Bailey when he's shown that if he'd never been born his brother would have died as a child: 😔
George Bailey when he's shown that if he'd never been born Mary would wear glasses and work in the library: 😭😭😭
George Bailey when he's shown that if he'd never been born Mary would wear glasses and work in the library: 😭😭😭
I am seeing clip after clip of Trump just nodding out in a meeting from earlier and he's sweaty and wan beneath his panstick. One of the White House team needs to get him a Cameo from Mamdani to perk him up, poor lad.
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I am seeing clip after clip of Trump just nodding out in a meeting from earlier and he's sweaty and wan beneath his panstick. One of the White House team needs to get him a Cameo from Mamdani to perk him up, poor lad.
Yesterday it was announced that the greatest dressage horse of all time, Valegro had been put to sleep alongside his former teammate. fellow Olympic gold medallist and absolute best mate, Uthopia. I cried so much I gave myself eye eczema. Anyway, behold, the Lionel Messi of dressage.
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Yesterday it was announced that the greatest dressage horse of all time, Valegro had been put to sleep alongside his former teammate. fellow Olympic gold medallist and absolute best mate, Uthopia. I cried so much I gave myself eye eczema. Anyway, behold, the Lionel Messi of dressage.
me on xmas day after lunch when i've been drinking since 10am and my nanna's on her fifth nanecdote in a row
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
me on xmas day after lunch when i've been drinking since 10am and my nanna's on her fifth nanecdote in a row
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
I know none of these people were jailed under the Biden administration despite ample opportunities to do so but I shouldn't be tutted at for fantasising about them ending up in jail when this nightmare experiment crumbles (could take place anywhere between two weeks and three years form now).
Hegseth: "We've only just begun striking narco boats and putting narcoterrorists at the bottom of the ocean"
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I know none of these people were jailed under the Biden administration despite ample opportunities to do so but I shouldn't be tutted at for fantasising about them ending up in jail when this nightmare experiment crumbles (could take place anywhere between two weeks and three years form now).
This is a real rollercoaster! "Andrew the Just Some Guy is entitled to half a million quid for losing that house.........which he won't be getting coz he's left it a right shithole" hahahaha
🔴Andrew Is Entitled to £500,000 Compensation for Losing Royal Lodge, Say Crown Estate
The disgraced former Prince is unlikely to receive any payment due to the deterioration of the property, @davidhencke.bsky.social reports
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/02/a...
The disgraced former Prince is unlikely to receive any payment due to the deterioration of the property, @davidhencke.bsky.social reports
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/02/a...
Andrew Is Entitled to £500,000 Compensation for Losing Royal Lodge, Say Crown Estate
The disgraced former Prince is unlikely to receive any payment due to the deterioration of the property, say officials
bylinetimes.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is a real rollercoaster! "Andrew the Just Some Guy is entitled to half a million quid for losing that house.........which he won't be getting coz he's left it a right shithole" hahahaha
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Delighted so many people are enjoying my chat with @nojusticemtg.bsky.social
We talk economy, nationalisation and how to stop the right.
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youtu.be/13t3hziAd5w?...
We talk economy, nationalisation and how to stop the right.
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youtu.be/13t3hziAd5w?...
How Can The Left Be Louder Than The Right? | @NoJusticeMTG | Zack Polanski
YouTube video by Bold Politics with Zack Polanski
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December 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Delighted so many people are enjoying my chat with @nojusticemtg.bsky.social
We talk economy, nationalisation and how to stop the right.
👇🏼
youtu.be/13t3hziAd5w?...
We talk economy, nationalisation and how to stop the right.
👇🏼
youtu.be/13t3hziAd5w?...
It's all happening over on X the everything app.
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
It's all happening over on X the everything app.
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Back to the Archives and for once we are choosing a clip from one of our regular sections where Alex asks his guest:
If you had to isolate with any TV comedy character, who would it be?
In Episode 32, here is the answer which @soozuk.bsky.social gave. How many of you would agree with her? (1/3)
If you had to isolate with any TV comedy character, who would it be?
In Episode 32, here is the answer which @soozuk.bsky.social gave. How many of you would agree with her? (1/3)
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Back to the Archives and for once we are choosing a clip from one of our regular sections where Alex asks his guest:
If you had to isolate with any TV comedy character, who would it be?
In Episode 32, here is the answer which @soozuk.bsky.social gave. How many of you would agree with her? (1/3)
If you had to isolate with any TV comedy character, who would it be?
In Episode 32, here is the answer which @soozuk.bsky.social gave. How many of you would agree with her? (1/3)
Graham Linehan is apparently writing sitcoms in the US with his new angry pals but I don’t know where he finds the time coz about twice a week he’s on some tv show or podcast doing his repetitive whine about how let down he is that all his old friends decided to be normal.
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Graham Linehan is apparently writing sitcoms in the US with his new angry pals but I don’t know where he finds the time coz about twice a week he’s on some tv show or podcast doing his repetitive whine about how let down he is that all his old friends decided to be normal.
George Bailey when he's shown that if he'd never been born his brother would have died as a child: 😔
George Bailey when he's shown that if he'd never been born Mary would wear glasses and work in the library: 😭😭😭
George Bailey when he's shown that if he'd never been born Mary would wear glasses and work in the library: 😭😭😭
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
George Bailey when he's shown that if he'd never been born his brother would have died as a child: 😔
George Bailey when he's shown that if he'd never been born Mary would wear glasses and work in the library: 😭😭😭
George Bailey when he's shown that if he'd never been born Mary would wear glasses and work in the library: 😭😭😭
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To coincide with World AIDS Day, our Jason Reid has written a piece for Gay London Life reflecting on 20 years as an AIDS Survivor.
Read here: gaylondonlife.co.uk/surviving-an...
Read here: gaylondonlife.co.uk/surviving-an...
Jason Reid looks back on two decades of living with HIV, and it’s one of the most honest and empowering reads you’ll find today.
Full article now live on our site: buff.ly/PkI1Svf
@jasonreiduk 🧡
Full article now live on our site: buff.ly/PkI1Svf
@jasonreiduk 🧡
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
To coincide with World AIDS Day, our Jason Reid has written a piece for Gay London Life reflecting on 20 years as an AIDS Survivor.
Read here: gaylondonlife.co.uk/surviving-an...
Read here: gaylondonlife.co.uk/surviving-an...
Just seen a man on Insta get 12k likes for a vid where he shows a "what is a woman?" screengrab and he says "someone who covers their drink when you walk in to a room". I don't know who tweeted it originally 7+ years ago but I can't believe it gets stolen SO blatantly SO often and ALWAYS go viral.
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Just seen a man on Insta get 12k likes for a vid where he shows a "what is a woman?" screengrab and he says "someone who covers their drink when you walk in to a room". I don't know who tweeted it originally 7+ years ago but I can't believe it gets stolen SO blatantly SO often and ALWAYS go viral.
Kate Bush sings Away in a Manger. Happy December 1st!
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Kate Bush sings Away in a Manger. Happy December 1st!
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OH MY GOD THIS IS TRUE
Michael Bublé sounds like AI.
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
OH MY GOD THIS IS TRUE
Michael Bublé sounds like AI.
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Michael Bublé sounds like AI.
Self-taping in Toronto for a gritty East End drama but my scene partner is Canadian so it's a feast for the ears.
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Self-taping in Toronto for a gritty East End drama but my scene partner is Canadian so it's a feast for the ears.
Right, it's been weeks now and I still can't understand why people from the US of States get all offended at "USians". If they just found it annoying....ok I guess, touchy? But I've seen rage that knows no bounds, like it's a terrible slur. And...no it isn't.
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Right, it's been weeks now and I still can't understand why people from the US of States get all offended at "USians". If they just found it annoying....ok I guess, touchy? But I've seen rage that knows no bounds, like it's a terrible slur. And...no it isn't.
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Me, everyday for the next month
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Me, everyday for the next month