Sooz Kempner
@soozuk.bsky.social
"Comedian". DOOM in @bbcdoctorwho. Host @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social
Acting: The Foundry Management VO: The Joneses
For all enquiries and brand partnerships – [email protected]
she/her
www.soozkempner.co.uk/gigs
Acting: The Foundry Management VO: The Joneses
For all enquiries and brand partnerships – [email protected]
she/her
www.soozkempner.co.uk/gigs
Self-taping for a role that specified "a little bit Emma Stone" so you BET the eyes have never been bigger.
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Self-taping for a role that specified "a little bit Emma Stone" so you BET the eyes have never been bigger.
lol I get so many damn trolls finding me in different pockets of the internet that sometimes I only discover them almost a year later when they pop up in my Facebook Memories.
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 AM
lol I get so many damn trolls finding me in different pockets of the internet that sometimes I only discover them almost a year later when they pop up in my Facebook Memories.
BLESS HIM! He's telling people if they don't vote Labour they get Reform like it's June 2024 again and I told him he's wrong and then he absolutely fucked it m8, what a hack.
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
BLESS HIM! He's telling people if they don't vote Labour they get Reform like it's June 2024 again and I told him he's wrong and then he absolutely fucked it m8, what a hack.
The ultimate news source.
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The ultimate news source.
What I imagine I'll see when I poke my head round the door of a Holiday Inn's "business centre".
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
What I imagine I'll see when I poke my head round the door of a Holiday Inn's "business centre".
I love it when people suggest we need to be nicer to all the people who don't pay tax and hoard land.
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I love it when people suggest we need to be nicer to all the people who don't pay tax and hoard land.
Very worrying that this rhetoric is being pushed by apparently an official Labour account. Have emailed to make them aware. The email originally bounced back, apparently the email address no longer exists. The one that works is [email protected]
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Very worrying that this rhetoric is being pushed by apparently an official Labour account. Have emailed to make them aware. The email originally bounced back, apparently the email address no longer exists. The one that works is [email protected]
Got this awesome anonymous Farage stan commenting on everything I've ever posted like a true obsessive. This comment tickles me coz he's admitting I have amazing knockers. 1000% real, my guy. Nothing but good genes at play. Thank you for the compliment.
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Got this awesome anonymous Farage stan commenting on everything I've ever posted like a true obsessive. This comment tickles me coz he's admitting I have amazing knockers. 1000% real, my guy. Nothing but good genes at play. Thank you for the compliment.
She tricked her way to being a billionaire by doing a voice that sounds like when I pretend to be a man, dressing like Steve Jobs and saying she invented a way we can live forever like Kendall Roy in that shareholder presentation. All coz old men said "blonde lady". People died coz men are dumb.
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM
She tricked her way to being a billionaire by doing a voice that sounds like when I pretend to be a man, dressing like Steve Jobs and saying she invented a way we can live forever like Kendall Roy in that shareholder presentation. All coz old men said "blonde lady". People died coz men are dumb.
"Dressage horses are so elegant"
Dressage horse:
Dressage horse:
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 AM
"Dressage horses are so elegant"
Dressage horse:
Dressage horse:
An international dressage rider was trying to get a photo of the beautiful sky over her fields last night and got photobombed last minute by a legend.
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 AM
An international dressage rider was trying to get a photo of the beautiful sky over her fields last night and got photobombed last minute by a legend.
"Big, beautiful Bill!"
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
"Big, beautiful Bill!"
Me sing Shiver Me Timbers by Tom Waites at a Crazy Coqs show in eBay's finest sequins.
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Me sing Shiver Me Timbers by Tom Waites at a Crazy Coqs show in eBay's finest sequins.
Omfg why have you liked it and followed me this is grim
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Omfg why have you liked it and followed me this is grim
Bluesky people coming to factcheck this post where I say it probably isn't true and I make a little joke:
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Bluesky people coming to factcheck this post where I say it probably isn't true and I make a little joke:
I'm seeing a lot of people sharing this about Epstein believing Trump to be evil and dangerous but I think we should calm down about it coz what he meant is "he could bring me down!"
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I'm seeing a lot of people sharing this about Epstein believing Trump to be evil and dangerous but I think we should calm down about it coz what he meant is "he could bring me down!"
91. Don Nobless hahahhaa sorry to hear that, lad
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
91. Don Nobless hahahhaa sorry to hear that, lad
"Former prime minister Liz Truss has backed the use of Twitter/X as a replacement news outlet for the BBC"
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"Former prime minister Liz Truss has backed the use of Twitter/X as a replacement news outlet for the BBC"
me waiting for everyone in washington to wake up so i can get more juice
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
me waiting for everyone in washington to wake up so i can get more juice
I'm doing MY part!
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I'm doing MY part!
me when i definitely fucking did it
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
me when i definitely fucking did it