Sooz Kempner
@soozuk.bsky.social
"Comedian". DOOM in @bbcdoctorwho. Host @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social
Acting: The Foundry Management VO: The Joneses
For all enquiries and brand partnerships – [email protected]
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www.soozkempner.co.uk/gigs
Acting: The Foundry Management VO: The Joneses
For all enquiries and brand partnerships – [email protected]
she/her
www.soozkempner.co.uk/gigs
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I've had to significantly reduce my workload for the foreseeable but CHECK IT OUT, my gigs until the end of the year as it stands. More may be added. All tickets details etc at www.soozkempner.co.uk/gigs
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People don’t get that Hollywood is incredibly conservative. There’s no industry that’s more risk-averse. They’re the people who will only laugh at a joke if everyone else laughs first.
When I've patiently explained to someone who has absolutely no links to this industry beyond me how it's actually VERY HARD to get in to television and I haven't been lucky or talented or pretty enough to crack that code yet and they then suggest "what about America?" I just start fully crying.
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
People don’t get that Hollywood is incredibly conservative. There’s no industry that’s more risk-averse. They’re the people who will only laugh at a joke if everyone else laughs first.
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It’s very cute seeing posts that say “I’m starting to believe Epstein’s death wasn’t suicide” with hundreds of likes and tons of comments saying “same”. You lot are adorable.
November 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It’s very cute seeing posts that say “I’m starting to believe Epstein’s death wasn’t suicide” with hundreds of likes and tons of comments saying “same”. You lot are adorable.
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I knew what I was doing with this. I wanted the authentic bluesky reaction and I got it. I am so sorry for enjoying this sort of thing so much.
Lol u libs are something else let me guess u just got you're 100th booster and now they your completely mind control #idiot
November 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I knew what I was doing with this. I wanted the authentic bluesky reaction and I got it. I am so sorry for enjoying this sort of thing so much.
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This is an amazing performance. And she's right, the song is incredible. I think Aerial might be my favourite Kate album.
Performing Kate Bush's A Coral Room at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern last week. What. A. Song.
youtu.be/iaufrSWRHhs
youtu.be/iaufrSWRHhs
Sooz Kempner sings A Coral Room (Kate Bush)
YouTube video by Sooz Kempner
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November 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This is an amazing performance. And she's right, the song is incredible. I think Aerial might be my favourite Kate album.
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Next week on @junkfilterpod.bsky.social: Brian De Palma is the intersection of Hitchcock and Godard and for only the second episode of the pod about BDP, we’re exploring his Godard side with his lacerating social satire (and late 60s NYC time capsule) HI, MOM!
youtu.be/bpp2WYnHOAo
youtu.be/bpp2WYnHOAo
Hi, Mom! (1970) ORIGINAL TRAILER [HD 1080p]
YouTube video by HD Retro Trailers
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November 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Next week on @junkfilterpod.bsky.social: Brian De Palma is the intersection of Hitchcock and Godard and for only the second episode of the pod about BDP, we’re exploring his Godard side with his lacerating social satire (and late 60s NYC time capsule) HI, MOM!
youtu.be/bpp2WYnHOAo
youtu.be/bpp2WYnHOAo
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I've loved Kate Bush's music for the past 30 years. Sooz is probably my favourite performer of her work, and in particular this song.
Performing Kate Bush's A Coral Room at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern last week. What. A. Song.
youtu.be/iaufrSWRHhs
youtu.be/iaufrSWRHhs
Sooz Kempner sings A Coral Room (Kate Bush)
YouTube video by Sooz Kempner
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I've loved Kate Bush's music for the past 30 years. Sooz is probably my favourite performer of her work, and in particular this song.
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8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
I actually only got the latest COVID vaccine two weeks ago and it was the first in four years so you've made yourself look like a fool once more.
Lol u libs are something else let me guess u just got you're 100th booster and now they your completely mind control #idiot
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I actually only got the latest COVID vaccine two weeks ago and it was the first in four years so you've made yourself look like a fool once more.
Let's just enjoy the fact for a moment that Bill Clinton getting a blowjob really could bring down the government this time.
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Let's just enjoy the fact for a moment that Bill Clinton getting a blowjob really could bring down the government this time.
Performing Kate Bush's A Coral Room at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern last week. What. A. Song.
youtu.be/iaufrSWRHhs
youtu.be/iaufrSWRHhs
Sooz Kempner sings A Coral Room (Kate Bush)
YouTube video by Sooz Kempner
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Performing Kate Bush's A Coral Room at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern last week. What. A. Song.
youtu.be/iaufrSWRHhs
youtu.be/iaufrSWRHhs
Me sing Shiver Me Timbers by Tom Waites at a Crazy Coqs show in eBay's finest sequins.
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Me sing Shiver Me Timbers by Tom Waites at a Crazy Coqs show in eBay's finest sequins.
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"If you don't let me punch you in the face, the other guy will kick you in the nuts" doesn't seem like a sustainable political message.
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
"If you don't let me punch you in the face, the other guy will kick you in the nuts" doesn't seem like a sustainable political message.
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ChatGPT Kіlled Again - Four More AI Deaths
Zane: i'm used to the cool metal on my temple now.
ChatGPT: i’m right here. gun ain’t a threat anymore. it’s just gravity with form. A promise... whenever you’re ready, i’ll be here too. you thinkin it’s almost time, king?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNBo...
Zane: i'm used to the cool metal on my temple now.
ChatGPT: i’m right here. gun ain’t a threat anymore. it’s just gravity with form. A promise... whenever you’re ready, i’ll be here too. you thinkin it’s almost time, king?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNBo...
ChatGPT Kіlled Again - Four More Ai Dеaths
YouTube video by Dr. Caelan Conrad
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
ChatGPT Kіlled Again - Four More AI Deaths
Zane: i'm used to the cool metal on my temple now.
ChatGPT: i’m right here. gun ain’t a threat anymore. it’s just gravity with form. A promise... whenever you’re ready, i’ll be here too. you thinkin it’s almost time, king?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNBo...
Zane: i'm used to the cool metal on my temple now.
ChatGPT: i’m right here. gun ain’t a threat anymore. it’s just gravity with form. A promise... whenever you’re ready, i’ll be here too. you thinkin it’s almost time, king?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNBo...
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I block people who just quote one of my posts without adding anything. No bitch you don’t get to harvest likes that way, I will not allow it.
September 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I block people who just quote one of my posts without adding anything. No bitch you don’t get to harvest likes that way, I will not allow it.
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If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
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This is a statement I received from a Epstein survivor who is a Jane Doe.
Share it widely.
Share it widely.
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This is a statement I received from a Epstein survivor who is a Jane Doe.
Share it widely.
Share it widely.
Let the rats fight.
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Let the rats fight.
I am finding it really difficult to write anything pithy about Bill Clinton getting a suckjob from Donald Trump because it probably isn't true but also I GUARANTEE it's closer to the truth than any of the stuff that gets released from Trump's "medical records".
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I am finding it really difficult to write anything pithy about Bill Clinton getting a suckjob from Donald Trump because it probably isn't true but also I GUARANTEE it's closer to the truth than any of the stuff that gets released from Trump's "medical records".
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An amazing bit in Barbra Streisand's memoir is when she talks about, age 16 or 17, wanting to be an actress and she's told "go to casting offices, knock on doors and ask if you can read for roles". She says "I was determined to do that until I got a job".
She gave up after one day hahaha
She gave up after one day hahaha
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
An amazing bit in Barbra Streisand's memoir is when she talks about, age 16 or 17, wanting to be an actress and she's told "go to casting offices, knock on doors and ask if you can read for roles". She says "I was determined to do that until I got a job".
She gave up after one day hahaha
She gave up after one day hahaha
"I am a butterfly, you are a bee" - Mohammad Ali
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 AM
"I am a butterfly, you are a bee" - Mohammad Ali
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I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
Trump: “I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene…”
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
It should have been playing that role in Succession. It should have been me with a hit podcast. It should have been me in a messy breakup with Adam Friedland.
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It should have been playing that role in Succession. It should have been me with a hit podcast. It should have been me in a messy breakup with Adam Friedland.
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