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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 22h

Could rewatch Alan Partridge visiting a dog shelter all evening. Lost it at "They can see us too?"

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 1d

IT ISN'T EVEN A FUCKING AD OR BY A BRAND. IT'S THE FUCKING MORNIN' STRAWBERRY AND CREAM CALZONE VIDEO.

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 1d

So, what social content advert was it that he's waffling on about?

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 1d

Look at this load of toss. Don't even get me started on the 'Advertainment'.

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 1d

Time for another What A Load of Wank LinkedIn post...

Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 1d

And very good it is too

Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 1d

Fans of I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson - this show just began on Sky Comedy:

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 1d

I have such a problem with that film. Absolute bollocks

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 1d

Nah, you're alright. Thanks for the offer though.

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 1d

Well, the story was interesting enough but the dialogue remained abysmal throughout.

Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah, popped it

Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 3d

I hope it was horrible. Really horrible. Tbf I don't think many prison shanking are pleasant.

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 3d

Can’t stop thinking about him getting shanked

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 3d

Ah Diane Keaton, that's really sad.

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 4d

I hope he really suffered. Like, horribly.

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 4d

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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · Jan 2

Traitor: I just don’t know who the traitors are.

[a weird breathy acoustic version of The Vengabus is Coming plays for no reason]

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 6d

Claudia getting her day's steps in?

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 6d

Charlotte Church tho

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 7d

Love this. Love that a) the story is literally just about a bloke being really tall and b) the headline.

Fantastic stuff.

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 7d

Hateful stuff. It was even on the football over the weekend. Number of corners - provided by Co Pilot.

Wtf? Can't someone just count them?

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 8d

Hahaha

Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 8d

Greggggg Wallace is doing fine, why?

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 8d

Honestly, fuck offffff. Can't we do ANYTHING without having this shit thrust into our faces?

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 8d

Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT

• Will personalize music and podcast recommendations

• Available on an opt-in basis

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 8d

Mental isn't it?!

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Waaaarrrrhhhhdy🧟 @tdward.bsky.social · 8d

"For the headline, I'm thinking just 'Jilly Cooper, 1937 - 2025', or maybe the tribute from Queen Camilla. Something like that?"
"Hang on, she wrote about shagging n' that didn't she?! Let's go with 'ROMP in Peace'
'Isn't that a bit crass? Romp isn't even a pun on RIP'
"TITS, SHAGGING. RUMPY PUMPY"

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