Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
Wit, raconteur, bon viveur. He is none of these things. A purveyor of cheap mummery and piffle since 1976. Throws random words at a screen for Set The Tape. Bluesky’s foremost Biggles: Adventures In Time aficionado.
Pinned
A ROAST IN A BEEF
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
Twelve bloody hours - and counting - I’ve had this song going through my head. And I’ve no idea why.
The Small Faces - Lazy Sunday Afternoon
YouTube video by Rayza Giardini
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November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Twelve bloody hours - and counting - I’ve had this song going through my head. And I’ve no idea why.
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The Jimbo reboot is boring as fuck
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The Jimbo reboot is boring as fuck
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
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you call it diarrhoea I call it
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
you call it diarrhoea I call it
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Them: "Not yet."
Me:
Me:
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Them: "Not yet."
Me:
Me:
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He only likes the right wing.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
He only likes the right wing.
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An all-white kitchen. There's a surprise.
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
An all-white kitchen. There's a surprise.
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A hideous desiccated husk of a carcass. And an overcooked turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
A hideous desiccated husk of a carcass. And an overcooked turkey.
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I've seen some misleading celeb clickbait thumbnails in my time, but this one actually made me guffaw.
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I've seen some misleading celeb clickbait thumbnails in my time, but this one actually made me guffaw.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
• Sparks
• They Might Be Giants
• The Surfrajettes
• Chris de Burgh
• Engelbert Humperdinck
• Sparks
• They Might Be Giants
• The Surfrajettes
• Chris de Burgh
• Engelbert Humperdinck
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Ultravox
BB King
Jethro Tull
Whitesnake
OMD
Ultravox
BB King
Jethro Tull
Whitesnake
OMD
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Tom Jones
Mud
Showaddywaddy
Beth Rowley
The Rolling Stones
Tom Jones
Mud
Showaddywaddy
Beth Rowley
The Rolling Stones
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
• Sparks
• They Might Be Giants
• The Surfrajettes
• Chris de Burgh
• Engelbert Humperdinck
• Sparks
• They Might Be Giants
• The Surfrajettes
• Chris de Burgh
• Engelbert Humperdinck
He’s gonna fuck it, isn’t he?
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
He’s gonna fuck it, isn’t he?
Well, whaddya know: exactly what it says on the tin.
A ska cover of Faith of the Heart, so it is.
A ska cover of Faith of the Heart, so it is.
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Well, whaddya know: exactly what it says on the tin.
A ska cover of Faith of the Heart, so it is.
A ska cover of Faith of the Heart, so it is.
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New contender for typo of the year
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
New contender for typo of the year
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That's Christmas sorted then.
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
That's Christmas sorted then.
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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Seeing this shared a few times today as if it's a legit PSA. Just proving how criminally underseen Blood Rage is.
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Seeing this shared a few times today as if it's a legit PSA. Just proving how criminally underseen Blood Rage is.
Quite the pair of biknockerulars.
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Quite the pair of biknockerulars.
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"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
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Your occasional reminder that there are no original members of the Bootleg Beatles in the current lineup of the Bootleg Beatles. #TriggersBroom
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Your occasional reminder that there are no original members of the Bootleg Beatles in the current lineup of the Bootleg Beatles. #TriggersBroom
The ‘Chris Rea and AC/DC’ joke just finished me. 👍🏻👌🏻💯
Currently listening to - and enjoying - this Big Finish Comedy Playhouse.
@electricheadcomedy.bsky.social for the win. 🥇🏆👍🏻
@electricheadcomedy.bsky.social for the win. 🥇🏆👍🏻
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The ‘Chris Rea and AC/DC’ joke just finished me. 👍🏻👌🏻💯