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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 1h

I actually saw it at the cinema when I was at best 5 years old. It fucked. me. up.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 1h

This sounds right up my street. I'm gonna install it right now!

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 5h

Your ChatGPT girlfriend.

Cyborg woman from Superman 3. Nightmare fuel.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 2h

Does she have video of when she vommed on Hucknall? Will deffo pay for that.

Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 3h

Breastfest of Tiffany’s.

Sexy Martine: 'I'll clear my debts on OnlyFans'

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 4h

Free healthcare from Leatherface. As long as it's amputations.

The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 4h

Hmmm.

Poster for Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III. Leatherface is also wielding an inscribed chainsaw.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 5h

Your ChatGPT girlfriend.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 6h

Forgot how exhausting therapy is. And this was just the assessment bit. I'm off to bed.

The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 8h

Unless it's a Taggart reboot.

"There's been a murdaugh."

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 8h

Embarrassing spelling error in the title here.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 9h

Thanks. Been through it all before but the health related anxiety is something new. Interested in seeing what they advise.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 9h

Don't tell anyone but I'm one of the people that writes responses for ChatGTP to make it seem like you're talking to an actual intelligence.

We've got some new features coming soon and all I'll say is I hope you guys like bobs and vagene.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 11h

I have obviously gone for today.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 11h

Class. I can have an appointment today, that I'm completely unprepared for, or I can wait another month. Those are my only options. 😎

Choose an appointment. Wednesday 15 October 2025 3.00-3.45 BST. Wednesday 12 November 2025 8.15-9.00 BST

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 12h

The poster doesn't represent *anything* in the film either. Fun times though, aside from that. Jonathon Morris from Bread also shows up as someone's snotty delinquent stepson. The three segments are framed by a guy robbing some videos from a shop then taking them home to watch.

Streaming on Prime.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 12h

Just watched this early 80s forgotten anthology horror. Scariest thing about it? Fucking David Van Day showing up as the lead in one of the segments ffs.

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Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com · 1d

My favorite Struzan story is that he was doing the poster for Indy at Disneyland, but they didn't have the rights to Ford's likeness. Fed up with working around the problem, Struzan just called Ford and was like, "hey, can I use your face for this," and Ford said, "if it's for you, absolutely."

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Charlie Brigden @filmsonwax.bsky.social · 1d

RIP to the incredible Drew Struzan. A true master.

A red poster with the black helmet of Darth Vader and two people fighting with laser swords in his silhouette

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Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 1d

Just saw on IG that Drew Struzan has died. RIP to the man who painted my childhood.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom by Struzan

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 1d

Self-referred myself to for some therapy for my anxiety and one of the things they've linked me to while I wait to hear back is an AI chatbot that has a load of one-star google play store reviews. 🙃

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 2d

Dinosaurs plz.

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 2d

A new island erupted from the sea – can it show us how nature works without human interference?

The volcanic island of Surtsey emerged in the 1960s, and scientists say studying its development offers hope for damaged ecosystems worldwide

www.theguardian.com

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 2d

Boss asked if the anxiety was "work related".

Mate, I could do that job standing on my head.

I'm also less than 3 weeks removed from having to get an ambulance to hospital and thinking I was gonna die and we're still not sure why.

Of the two things, which is giving me anxiety do you think?

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 2d

Double whammy of having to call work to say I'm still not up for going back and then having to phone the GP to try and get an appointment. Lovely start to the day.

Anyway....waiting on a callback from a doctor "at some time today".

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 2d

Morning. Had a dream last night that I was collecting some talking James Bond trading cards and the only one I was missing was Benicio Del Toro from Licence to Kill saying "honeymoooon".

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The Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 3d

Can you imagine if the end credits after this were done with the cast doing a full Dad's Army/'Allo-Allo!/Hi-De-Hi! style parade montage, with audience applause?

Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 3d

No other film ending has ever gone this hard. Every time this rolls up on-screen I immediately think, “Damn right I have.”

Final shot of SUSPIRIA before the credits roll, which begin with the following:

You have been watching
"SUSPIRIA"

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