Slurms MacChristmas
@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social
Slurm for the Slurm God. Party on, contest winners
Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy
Premier Sex Bomb poster
Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy
Premier Sex Bomb poster
So is there a Your Party DJ set or what
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
So is there a Your Party DJ set or what
18.5% swearing conversion rate 🫡
@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social has swears! They've used 205 profanities in their last 1,106 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (39 times)
🥈 "fuck" (23 times)
🥉 "cunt" (22 times)
🥇 "fucking" (39 times)
🥈 "fuck" (23 times)
🥉 "cunt" (22 times)
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
18.5% swearing conversion rate 🫡
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Lina's fundraiser for Crisis
Help Lina S raise money to support Crisis
www.justgiving.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Practicing best socialist theory in the kitchen (making a fuck off massive pot of chili)
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Practicing best socialist theory in the kitchen (making a fuck off massive pot of chili)
@profanity.accountant come on you cunt
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
@profanity.accountant come on you cunt
Once again wishing that the movie Host was real and we could summon demons to video calls
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Once again wishing that the movie Host was real and we could summon demons to video calls
Witch hunt
Witch hunt
Party witch hunt
Boycotts really show that Yorp's
The left's united front
Witch hunt
Party witch hunt
Boycotts really show that Yorp's
The left's united front
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Witch hunt
Witch hunt
Party witch hunt
Boycotts really show that Yorp's
The left's united front
Witch hunt
Party witch hunt
Boycotts really show that Yorp's
The left's united front
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oh shit, it's a week until i run the Valencia Marathon. I'm having a final fundraising push - any shares or donations to help raise money for @deeboom.bsky.social and @stargocks64.bsky.social trans healthcare would be massively appreciated 🙏
www.gofundme.com/f/running-th...
www.gofundme.com/f/running-th...
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
oh shit, it's a week until i run the Valencia Marathon. I'm having a final fundraising push - any shares or donations to help raise money for @deeboom.bsky.social and @stargocks64.bsky.social trans healthcare would be massively appreciated 🙏
www.gofundme.com/f/running-th...
www.gofundme.com/f/running-th...
Spent ages this morning looking for a small Father Christmas toy the baby loves but had clearly misplaced.
My partner finally found it inside a pack of Maoams, where the baby had obviously put it for safe keeping 🙃
My partner finally found it inside a pack of Maoams, where the baby had obviously put it for safe keeping 🙃
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Spent ages this morning looking for a small Father Christmas toy the baby loves but had clearly misplaced.
My partner finally found it inside a pack of Maoams, where the baby had obviously put it for safe keeping 🙃
My partner finally found it inside a pack of Maoams, where the baby had obviously put it for safe keeping 🙃
If you cannot use the word "transphobic" then how can you use the word "transphobia" and therefore have a firm definition for your finite party values?
I hear the YP conference convener just called out someone using 'transphobic' and said they want to keep things respectful
There it is, lads.
There's your party.
There it is, lads.
There's your party.
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If you cannot use the word "transphobic" then how can you use the word "transphobia" and therefore have a firm definition for your finite party values?
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Hey hi let us not forget that both Noah Schnapp and Bret Gelman are loud proud zionists and we shouldn’t be watching stranger things
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Hey hi let us not forget that both Noah Schnapp and Bret Gelman are loud proud zionists and we shouldn’t be watching stranger things
Christmas Wrapping not even making the list shows that we are a nation of scum, pure scum
What is Britain's favourite Christmas song?
Fairytale of New York: 19%
Last Christmas: 13%
All I Want for Christmas is You: 7%
Merry Christmas Everybody: 5%
Driving Home for Christmas: 5%
White Christmas: 5%
Merry Christmas Everyone: 4%
Do They Know It's Christmas: 3%
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
Fairytale of New York: 19%
Last Christmas: 13%
All I Want for Christmas is You: 7%
Merry Christmas Everybody: 5%
Driving Home for Christmas: 5%
White Christmas: 5%
Merry Christmas Everyone: 4%
Do They Know It's Christmas: 3%
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Christmas Wrapping not even making the list shows that we are a nation of scum, pure scum
Petition to ban the phrases "Judean People's Front" and "People's Front of Judea" until further notice
Get. Better. Patter. People.
Get. Better. Patter. People.
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Petition to ban the phrases "Judean People's Front" and "People's Front of Judea" until further notice
Get. Better. Patter. People.
Get. Better. Patter. People.
Might watch some real fucking cinema today
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Might watch some real fucking cinema today
Real socialists know that the theory says you have to go on a 24 hour conspiratorial crashout alienating any potential allies 💅
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Real socialists know that the theory says you have to go on a 24 hour conspiratorial crashout alienating any potential allies 💅
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My small jewellery business Peloria Studio. Check out my pretties at
PeloriaStudio.com and instagram.com/peloria.studio #Edinburgh
PeloriaStudio.com and instagram.com/peloria.studio #Edinburgh
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My small jewellery business Peloria Studio. Check out my pretties at
PeloriaStudio.com and instagram.com/peloria.studio #Edinburgh
PeloriaStudio.com and instagram.com/peloria.studio #Edinburgh
My gosh darn brain pills are giving me nausea again so I'm going to try to sleep, night all and remember to wash your bread 💋
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My gosh darn brain pills are giving me nausea again so I'm going to try to sleep, night all and remember to wash your bread 💋
Turkey
Turkey
Matcha turkey
Tasty food for Dr Seuss
At his Thanksgiving tea
Turkey
Matcha turkey
Tasty food for Dr Seuss
At his Thanksgiving tea
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Turkey
Turkey
Matcha turkey
Tasty food for Dr Seuss
At his Thanksgiving tea
Turkey
Matcha turkey
Tasty food for Dr Seuss
At his Thanksgiving tea
I'm a real socialist and that's why I'll accuse people who refuse to join the love fest of my pet grift party with one of the biggest transphobes in the trade union movement at its heart of being transphobic landlords lol
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I'm a real socialist and that's why I'll accuse people who refuse to join the love fest of my pet grift party with one of the biggest transphobes in the trade union movement at its heart of being transphobic landlords lol
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don't want to shit on the Trans Mission concert but if Mighty Hoopla are involved then it probably has money from KKR, which is on the BDS avoid list.
would be really good to have this cleared up before people get excited.
would be really good to have this cleared up before people get excited.
Mighty Hoopla break silence on "unethical" owners KKR
Mighty Hoopla has issued a statement following artist boycotts and open letters against Field Day and Boiler Room, which are also owned by investors KKR.
faroutmagazine.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
don't want to shit on the Trans Mission concert but if Mighty Hoopla are involved then it probably has money from KKR, which is on the BDS avoid list.
would be really good to have this cleared up before people get excited.
would be really good to have this cleared up before people get excited.
Biscoff spread but for Gifflar Cinammon Rolls
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Biscoff spread but for Gifflar Cinammon Rolls
The energy of the Big Theory Your Party Posters when they don't even do the minimum required of them but clear the lowest of bars:
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The energy of the Big Theory Your Party Posters when they don't even do the minimum required of them but clear the lowest of bars:
Jafar, workshopping what he's going to say when he kills Aladdin:
"Send Prince Ali Ababwa to the Ali Abattoir!"
"Welcome to a Whole New World...of pain!"
"I'm going to need to Ia-go get a mop and bucket to deal with the mess when I'm through with you!"
"Send Prince Ali Ababwa to the Ali Abattoir!"
"Welcome to a Whole New World...of pain!"
"I'm going to need to Ia-go get a mop and bucket to deal with the mess when I'm through with you!"
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Jafar, workshopping what he's going to say when he kills Aladdin:
"Send Prince Ali Ababwa to the Ali Abattoir!"
"Welcome to a Whole New World...of pain!"
"I'm going to need to Ia-go get a mop and bucket to deal with the mess when I'm through with you!"
"Send Prince Ali Ababwa to the Ali Abattoir!"
"Welcome to a Whole New World...of pain!"
"I'm going to need to Ia-go get a mop and bucket to deal with the mess when I'm through with you!"
Revisiting some vital socialist theory this afternoon
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Revisiting some vital socialist theory this afternoon