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✍️ Hey we're Alex & Sian and we've accidentally spent a decade drawing 20,000 footballers quite badly. If you want to see a certain player, just ask
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✍️ Hey we're Alex & Sian and we've accidentally spent a decade drawing 20,000 footballers quite badly. If you want to see a certain player, just ask
🛒 SHOP: noscoredraws.com - where you can get prints & mugs & stuff. 100+ teams to choose from!
Lord knows I don't ask for much
January 19, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Lord knows I don't ask for much
Owing to what I can only assume was a clerical error, Tottenham Hotspur are apparently playing in the Champions League this week
January 18, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Owing to what I can only assume was a clerical error, Tottenham Hotspur are apparently playing in the Champions League this week
That might be the single funniest penalty in football history, I really can’t think of one to rival it. Terry slipping was good but the sheer hubris of the failed panenka… 10/10 no notes.
January 18, 2026 at 9:18 PM
That might be the single funniest penalty in football history, I really can’t think of one to rival it. Terry slipping was good but the sheer hubris of the failed panenka… 10/10 no notes.
Wishing you all a very insane conclusion to AFCON
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Wishing you all a very insane conclusion to AFCON
Going to start using this photo of next door's cat looking unbearably smug anytime I do anything that causes me to feel actual smugness so with that in mind: I just deleted Spotify #smug
Just imagine - you’re a cat, with presumably a house, but you ignore that house and come instead to *my* house, and you walk in like you own the place, and come and go as you please and do whatever you like whenever you like. Just imagine how smug you’d be. Pretty smug? Not as smug as this bastard.
January 18, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Going to start using this photo of next door's cat looking unbearably smug anytime I do anything that causes me to feel actual smugness so with that in mind: I just deleted Spotify #smug
I just think he's neat
January 18, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I just think he's neat
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just trying to feel something this morning
January 18, 2026 at 12:33 PM
just trying to feel something this morning
A broken man writes
How long does it take for your eyeballs to realign? 🤣 hours of fun had here, thanks! @noscoredraws.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:12 PM
A broken man writes
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If I was Xabi Alonso I would simply manage Tottenham Hotspur to an era of unfathomable domestic dominance and continental success, but that's just me I guess
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
If I was Xabi Alonso I would simply manage Tottenham Hotspur to an era of unfathomable domestic dominance and continental success, but that's just me I guess
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The thing about Thomas Frank is: he needs to be immediately sacked.
January 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
The thing about Thomas Frank is: he needs to be immediately sacked.
It’s obviously a shame but disbanding Tottenham Hotspur may be the only way to release me from this pain
January 17, 2026 at 3:50 PM
It’s obviously a shame but disbanding Tottenham Hotspur may be the only way to release me from this pain
It's heartening that even in this foul year of our Lord 2026 you can still get fifty nice people seeing fit to follow you because you posted a nice pic of a smug cat <3
January 16, 2026 at 12:15 PM
It's heartening that even in this foul year of our Lord 2026 you can still get fifty nice people seeing fit to follow you because you posted a nice pic of a smug cat <3
Just paid my tax bill
January 15, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Just paid my tax bill
A blameless dog who presumably didn’t ask to be associated with Tottenham Hotspur. A footballer with the painted-on grin of a man soon to be tasked with playing in a double pivot with Yves Bissouma.
January 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
A blameless dog who presumably didn’t ask to be associated with Tottenham Hotspur. A footballer with the painted-on grin of a man soon to be tasked with playing in a double pivot with Yves Bissouma.
This is your fault @msyellowhat.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
This is your fault @msyellowhat.bsky.social
The football is on
January 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
The football is on
Very excited about adding a sixth pivot
January 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Very excited about adding a sixth pivot
If I was Xabi Alonso I would simply manage Tottenham Hotspur to an era of unfathomable domestic dominance and continental success, but that's just me I guess
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
If I was Xabi Alonso I would simply manage Tottenham Hotspur to an era of unfathomable domestic dominance and continental success, but that's just me I guess
There are people out there who have spent many hours completing our jigsaw. They walk among us. They’re allowed to VOTE.
January 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
There are people out there who have spent many hours completing our jigsaw. They walk among us. They’re allowed to VOTE.
There’s a park in Oxford we go through twice a day on the school run and every winter a little egret comes there for a couple of weeks and I finally got a (crap) pic of the camera-shy scamp to the delight of our bird-mad son. Hooray for birds.
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
There’s a park in Oxford we go through twice a day on the school run and every winter a little egret comes there for a couple of weeks and I finally got a (crap) pic of the camera-shy scamp to the delight of our bird-mad son. Hooray for birds.
Educate your goalkeepers
January 10, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Educate your goalkeepers