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unfortunately italian

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Is it too much to ask for a football manager that’s flexible, gives attention to details, isn’t regressive, good looking, normal, innocent, has zero tolerance for dickheads/abusers, develops youth, inspiring, wants to keep beauty in the beautiful game and most importantly *not* Italian? Is it?
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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in particular, my concern is that someone has to be in charge of the January window, and I expect the new controlling ownership and CEO to want to Do Something to respond to what's obviously going wrong on the pitch

but that can't mean authorizing the same people who built this squad to spend more
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Congrats everyone we’re getting bozo 1984 and if we survive it we’ll get real 1984 after because Dems won’t dismantle the machine and prosecute the architects.
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
So bad you couldn’t even make fun of it on Silicon Valley
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
About two weeks ago the water pressure in my shower magically fixed itself for a few glorious days after 5+ years of being shit. It then returned to sucking ass per usual. This is the thing that finally broke me.
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Howard Hodgkin, Dinner at Smith Square, 1975
https://botfrens.com/collections/14375/contents/1125500
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Matt Stairs
PH
Debut: 1992 - Retired: 2011
TOR - DET - CHC - MIL - TEX - WSN - OAK - BOS - PIT - SDP - KCR - PHI
Matt Stairs at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Matt Stairs
baseball-reference.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The Chair Company season 2 but about an even more nefarious force: Christmas light manufacturers
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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he's right about Ballroom. will need a big space in which to hold all of their Show Trials
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Having a wonderful Christmas time (thought I fixed the stand, put the tree back in but started leaking a few hrs later, had to trek through the rain for a new one which doesn’t fit the tree, now the lights burned out)
Capstone to an awful sportsball week was finding out the Christmas tree stand has a hole in after the tree/water went in 👍
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
That’s not the update I wanted Matt!
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My tolerance for the amount of possession the platonic ideal of Spurs should have is pretty high and I think the current iteration of Arse and Pep reinforce it. That’s to say, wanting attacking football doesn’t mean you want possession. Those two things don’t always/have to follow.
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Losing to 10 men with .1xG generated in open play is that you Tom Arteta?
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Fartsenal vs Chelspee
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
dudes rock
Lucas Paqueta, who has just come back from a suspension, is shown a red card for West Ham against Liverpool.

He gets a yellow card for protesting the referee's decision, before continuing to talk to the referee — which earns him a second yellow.
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Iverson practice rant but it’s about booing
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
there is no god
In the midst of “it’s so over” suddenly “we are so back” (United suck ass)
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
If you’re pining for Glasner he is giving United 60% possession at home against bozo United. We didn’t even do that.
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The plot thickens
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Down so bad I want some ITK slop
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM