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unfortunately italian
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Patullo is getting the Mitch Williams treatment yet I’d argue his sin is much worse because he’s bad at his job AND Italian.
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Patullo is getting the Mitch Williams treatment yet I’d argue his sin is much worse because he’s bad at his job AND Italian.
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"911, what's your emergency?"
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Eagles OC's house gets egged after loss to Bears
The New Jersey home of Eagles offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo was vandalized with eggs early Saturday morning, following the team's loss to the Bears, police said.
www.espn.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"911, what's your emergency?"
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
How did Patullo buy Sirianni? Was it Pizza Hut coupons? A crypto shill gig in the off season? A video of Trump telling him he’s a good boy?
Nick Sirianni on Monday said Kevin Patullo will remain as the Eagles’ play caller after the mini bye week.
Nick Sirianni: Kevin Patullo still Eagles' play caller after mini bye
Nick Sirianni on Monday said Kevin Patullo will remain as the Eagles' play caller after the mini bye week.
www.nbcsportsphiladelphia.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
How did Patullo buy Sirianni? Was it Pizza Hut coupons? A crypto shill gig in the off season? A video of Trump telling him he’s a good boy?
Cyber Monday, or as it’s known in the Connor household, Judgment Day.
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Cyber Monday, or as it’s known in the Connor household, Judgment Day.
Is it too much to ask for a football manager that’s flexible, gives attention to details, isn’t regressive, good looking, normal, innocent, has zero tolerance for dickheads/abusers, develops youth, inspiring, wants to keep beauty in the beautiful game and most importantly *not* Italian? Is it?
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Is it too much to ask for a football manager that’s flexible, gives attention to details, isn’t regressive, good looking, normal, innocent, has zero tolerance for dickheads/abusers, develops youth, inspiring, wants to keep beauty in the beautiful game and most importantly *not* Italian? Is it?
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in particular, my concern is that someone has to be in charge of the January window, and I expect the new controlling ownership and CEO to want to Do Something to respond to what's obviously going wrong on the pitch
but that can't mean authorizing the same people who built this squad to spend more
but that can't mean authorizing the same people who built this squad to spend more
Our tagline is "we'll tell you when your director of football should be fired," and...
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Who should Tottenham fire: A Premier League recap
Living up to this newsletter's tagline.
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December 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
in particular, my concern is that someone has to be in charge of the January window, and I expect the new controlling ownership and CEO to want to Do Something to respond to what's obviously going wrong on the pitch
but that can't mean authorizing the same people who built this squad to spend more
but that can't mean authorizing the same people who built this squad to spend more
Congrats everyone we’re getting bozo 1984 and if we survive it we’ll get real 1984 after because Dems won’t dismantle the machine and prosecute the architects.
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Congrats everyone we’re getting bozo 1984 and if we survive it we’ll get real 1984 after because Dems won’t dismantle the machine and prosecute the architects.
So bad you couldn’t even make fun of it on Silicon Valley
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
So bad you couldn’t even make fun of it on Silicon Valley
About two weeks ago the water pressure in my shower magically fixed itself for a few glorious days after 5+ years of being shit. It then returned to sucking ass per usual. This is the thing that finally broke me.
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
About two weeks ago the water pressure in my shower magically fixed itself for a few glorious days after 5+ years of being shit. It then returned to sucking ass per usual. This is the thing that finally broke me.
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Howard Hodgkin, Dinner at Smith Square, 1975
https://botfrens.com/collections/14375/contents/1125500
https://botfrens.com/collections/14375/contents/1125500
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Howard Hodgkin, Dinner at Smith Square, 1975
https://botfrens.com/collections/14375/contents/1125500
https://botfrens.com/collections/14375/contents/1125500
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Matt Stairs
PH
Debut: 1992 - Retired: 2011
TOR - DET - CHC - MIL - TEX - WSN - OAK - BOS - PIT - SDP - KCR - PHI
PH
Debut: 1992 - Retired: 2011
TOR - DET - CHC - MIL - TEX - WSN - OAK - BOS - PIT - SDP - KCR - PHI
Matt Stairs at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Matt Stairs
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December 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Matt Stairs
PH
Debut: 1992 - Retired: 2011
TOR - DET - CHC - MIL - TEX - WSN - OAK - BOS - PIT - SDP - KCR - PHI
PH
Debut: 1992 - Retired: 2011
TOR - DET - CHC - MIL - TEX - WSN - OAK - BOS - PIT - SDP - KCR - PHI
The Chair Company season 2 but about an even more nefarious force: Christmas light manufacturers
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The Chair Company season 2 but about an even more nefarious force: Christmas light manufacturers
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he's right about Ballroom. will need a big space in which to hold all of their Show Trials
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
he's right about Ballroom. will need a big space in which to hold all of their Show Trials
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
Having a wonderful Christmas time (thought I fixed the stand, put the tree back in but started leaking a few hrs later, had to trek through the rain for a new one which doesn’t fit the tree, now the lights burned out)
Capstone to an awful sportsball week was finding out the Christmas tree stand has a hole in after the tree/water went in 👍
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Having a wonderful Christmas time (thought I fixed the stand, put the tree back in but started leaking a few hrs later, had to trek through the rain for a new one which doesn’t fit the tree, now the lights burned out)
That’s not the update I wanted Matt!
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
That’s not the update I wanted Matt!
My tolerance for the amount of possession the platonic ideal of Spurs should have is pretty high and I think the current iteration of Arse and Pep reinforce it. That’s to say, wanting attacking football doesn’t mean you want possession. Those two things don’t always/have to follow.
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My tolerance for the amount of possession the platonic ideal of Spurs should have is pretty high and I think the current iteration of Arse and Pep reinforce it. That’s to say, wanting attacking football doesn’t mean you want possession. Those two things don’t always/have to follow.
Losing to 10 men with .1xG generated in open play is that you Tom Arteta?
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Losing to 10 men with .1xG generated in open play is that you Tom Arteta?
Fartsenal vs Chelspee
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Fartsenal vs Chelspee
dudes rock
Lucas Paqueta, who has just come back from a suspension, is shown a red card for West Ham against Liverpool.
He gets a yellow card for protesting the referee's decision, before continuing to talk to the referee — which earns him a second yellow.
He gets a yellow card for protesting the referee's decision, before continuing to talk to the referee — which earns him a second yellow.
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
dudes rock
Iverson practice rant but it’s about booing
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Iverson practice rant but it’s about booing
there is no god
In the midst of “it’s so over” suddenly “we are so back” (United suck ass)
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
there is no god