dr. hazel 🐇
@hazelmonforton.com
senior writer and narrative designer 🎮📝 open to work!
previously Blizzard 💛⚔️ Bungie 💙💫 and Arkane 🧡🐀
personal account 🍞🌹 20th century lit phd 🎓🗡
she/her 🌑✨
nyc 🍕🐁 to atx 🌻🦇
previously Blizzard 💛⚔️ Bungie 💙💫 and Arkane 🧡🐀
personal account 🍞🌹 20th century lit phd 🎓🗡
she/her 🌑✨
nyc 🍕🐁 to atx 🌻🦇
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dr. hazel 🐇
@hazelmonforton.com
· Sep 30
Hazel Monforton
www.hazelmonforton.com
Hello new followers! I'm Hazel.
🐔 Chicken keeper 🐕 Tripod dog owner 📃 Writer 🎮 Senior Narrative Designer 🍞 Baker ⛪️ Amateur medievalist 🌱 Gardener 🧶 Knitter 🎓 PhD in English lit
Previously: 💛⚔️ Blizzard 💙💫 Bungie 🧡🐀 Arkane
Looking for my next role!
Find my work on my website: www.hazelmonforton.com
🐔 Chicken keeper 🐕 Tripod dog owner 📃 Writer 🎮 Senior Narrative Designer 🍞 Baker ⛪️ Amateur medievalist 🌱 Gardener 🧶 Knitter 🎓 PhD in English lit
Previously: 💛⚔️ Blizzard 💙💫 Bungie 🧡🐀 Arkane
Looking for my next role!
Find my work on my website: www.hazelmonforton.com
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Since it's a new year and new projects may be getting started/funded, I wanted to post again that my partner @barndone.bsky.social is still looking for work!
Looking for Jr/Entry level programming work. Has experience in Gameplay, UI, AI, and is also interested in shaders/tech art.
Thanks! ❤️
Looking for Jr/Entry level programming work. Has experience in Gameplay, UI, AI, and is also interested in shaders/tech art.
Thanks! ❤️
January 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Since it's a new year and new projects may be getting started/funded, I wanted to post again that my partner @barndone.bsky.social is still looking for work!
Looking for Jr/Entry level programming work. Has experience in Gameplay, UI, AI, and is also interested in shaders/tech art.
Thanks! ❤️
Looking for Jr/Entry level programming work. Has experience in Gameplay, UI, AI, and is also interested in shaders/tech art.
Thanks! ❤️
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Is that a rod of command in your pocket or did I put my collar of khorne on for no reason?
January 21, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Is that a rod of command in your pocket or did I put my collar of khorne on for no reason?
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the secret to creativity is to consume the few biggest impacts on the social consciousness but consume the rest of your media in a very different temporal ordering than everyone else
January 22, 2026 at 12:42 AM
the secret to creativity is to consume the few biggest impacts on the social consciousness but consume the rest of your media in a very different temporal ordering than everyone else
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Better batten down the hatches. Ted Cruz is getting on a plane to Laguna Beach in winter.
January 21, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Better batten down the hatches. Ted Cruz is getting on a plane to Laguna Beach in winter.
The holiday themed postage stamps I ordered in late November are finally arriving today! 😍
January 21, 2026 at 5:25 PM
The holiday themed postage stamps I ordered in late November are finally arriving today! 😍
If a Warhammer 40k game can include romance in their CRPG then no one has any excuses anymore.
I genuinely don't understand why romance isn't a staple included in every rpg purely for the business aspect alone. I know it's a smaller demographic maybe that likes them but it's a demographic that contributes disproportionately high amounts of hype and fan creations.
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 PM
If a Warhammer 40k game can include romance in their CRPG then no one has any excuses anymore.
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i don't know how you could watch a video of minnesotans strugging to protect their neighbours and entertain an idea like "I hope americans are ready to be hated". If you can't see yourself in their fight, draw strength from it, stand in solidarity, how can you possibly fight fascism anywhere else
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 PM
i don't know how you could watch a video of minnesotans strugging to protect their neighbours and entertain an idea like "I hope americans are ready to be hated". If you can't see yourself in their fight, draw strength from it, stand in solidarity, how can you possibly fight fascism anywhere else
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The least of my worries is some dork overseas hating me man my neighbors are kidnapping & killing my other neighbors
January 21, 2026 at 3:33 PM
The least of my worries is some dork overseas hating me man my neighbors are kidnapping & killing my other neighbors
y'all need a narrative designer?
It's that time of year again: we're looking for our next Antarctic team!
If you can imagine a job that’s needed to keep a small, remote community safe and running, we have it.
Escape the ordinary and apply for the job of a lifetime in Antarctica ⬇️
If you can imagine a job that’s needed to keep a small, remote community safe and running, we have it.
Escape the ordinary and apply for the job of a lifetime in Antarctica ⬇️
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM
y'all need a narrative designer?
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there's basically two ways to create shareholder value
1 - make good stuff people want
2 - fire everyone who knows what they're doing even if the doors fly off your airplanes and make up some wild shit about how autocorrect is going to make it all better eventually
we are unfortunately in era 2
1 - make good stuff people want
2 - fire everyone who knows what they're doing even if the doors fly off your airplanes and make up some wild shit about how autocorrect is going to make it all better eventually
we are unfortunately in era 2
January 21, 2026 at 1:00 PM
there's basically two ways to create shareholder value
1 - make good stuff people want
2 - fire everyone who knows what they're doing even if the doors fly off your airplanes and make up some wild shit about how autocorrect is going to make it all better eventually
we are unfortunately in era 2
1 - make good stuff people want
2 - fire everyone who knows what they're doing even if the doors fly off your airplanes and make up some wild shit about how autocorrect is going to make it all better eventually
we are unfortunately in era 2
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there is a secret sauce that makes male video game characters irresistible to women (regardless of sexuality) and it is called “making them a little pathetic”
January 20, 2026 at 5:15 PM
there is a secret sauce that makes male video game characters irresistible to women (regardless of sexuality) and it is called “making them a little pathetic”
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Heinrix van Calox: Terminal case of Mr Darcy hand clench
Marazhai: so horny for being dominated that he will literally die if you don’t do it
Marazhai: so horny for being dominated that he will literally die if you don’t do it
Leon Kennedy: cheesy one-liners
Sephiroth: delusional mommy's boy
Cloud: crippling insecurity
Ezio Auditore: over-the-top womanizer
Nathan Drake: lovable jerk
Johnny Silverhand: hypocritical narcissist
Geralt of Rivia: detached "neutrality" to cover for idealism
I admit it: the math checks out.
Sephiroth: delusional mommy's boy
Cloud: crippling insecurity
Ezio Auditore: over-the-top womanizer
Nathan Drake: lovable jerk
Johnny Silverhand: hypocritical narcissist
Geralt of Rivia: detached "neutrality" to cover for idealism
I admit it: the math checks out.
January 21, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Heinrix van Calox: Terminal case of Mr Darcy hand clench
Marazhai: so horny for being dominated that he will literally die if you don’t do it
Marazhai: so horny for being dominated that he will literally die if you don’t do it
Do you want an administrator who brings out the ball flattener at 2pm sharp every day, or an administrator who constantly misplaces the ball flattener? I know which I’d prefer.
40k is a deeply unserious setting
(archon plays with a colony like it’s a game of Stellaris , then gets bored)
(archon plays with a colony like it’s a game of Stellaris , then gets bored)
January 21, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Do you want an administrator who brings out the ball flattener at 2pm sharp every day, or an administrator who constantly misplaces the ball flattener? I know which I’d prefer.
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(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.
January 20, 2026 at 2:00 AM
(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.
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I did promise to make more textiles this year
Please let your rich friends know
#textiles #illustration
www.sonnyross.com/shop/hand
Please let your rich friends know
#textiles #illustration
www.sonnyross.com/shop/hand
January 20, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I did promise to make more textiles this year
Please let your rich friends know
#textiles #illustration
www.sonnyross.com/shop/hand
Please let your rich friends know
#textiles #illustration
www.sonnyross.com/shop/hand
Oh hey I recognize this blanket!
January 20, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Oh hey I recognize this blanket!
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we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
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slogan must be between 8 and 24 characters, contain at least one lowercase letter, one uppercase letter, one number, and one special character (!,$,#,%), must be difficult to guess,
January 20, 2026 at 8:12 PM
slogan must be between 8 and 24 characters, contain at least one lowercase letter, one uppercase letter, one number, and one special character (!,$,#,%), must be difficult to guess,
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40k is a deeply unserious setting
(archon plays with a colony like it’s a game of Stellaris , then gets bored)
(archon plays with a colony like it’s a game of Stellaris , then gets bored)
January 20, 2026 at 7:47 PM
40k is a deeply unserious setting
(archon plays with a colony like it’s a game of Stellaris , then gets bored)
(archon plays with a colony like it’s a game of Stellaris , then gets bored)
The weaponized ignorance here is more and more unsustainable. Just say you're against abolishing ICE.
it's not, it's just 2 words that you are saying. You can say them as many times as you like and it won't be a policy. So if you want to spend time saying things, they may as well be words that make abolishing ice more likely. but public perception can be turned against any slogan, so choose wisely
January 20, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The weaponized ignorance here is more and more unsustainable. Just say you're against abolishing ICE.
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america how to turn off
america how to silence notifications
america how to delete
america why included as part of default software in world
america can i replace it with linux
america how to silence notifications
america how to delete
america why included as part of default software in world
america can i replace it with linux
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 PM
america how to turn off
america how to silence notifications
america how to delete
america why included as part of default software in world
america can i replace it with linux
america how to silence notifications
america how to delete
america why included as part of default software in world
america can i replace it with linux
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Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me