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dr. hazel 🐇
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senior writer and narrative designer 🎮📝 open to work!
previously Blizzard 💛⚔️ Bungie 💙💫 and Arkane 🧡🐀
personal account 🍞🌹 20th century lit phd 🎓🗡
she/her 🌑✨
nyc 🍕🐁 to atx 🌻🦇
We failed the intro twice! We got into a permanent fail state save by accident!
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Wow
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I wrote something and it was NOT porn.
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I am so completely innocent
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
palm sized!
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Sick of my bullshit.
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Moonlight Gemstones in Marfa, Texas!
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
She says no!
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
No idea! Let me ask.
December 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Sick of my bullshit.
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Me: I don't think those two posts are irreconcilable.
Chotiner: You couched earlier posts on Asdrubael Vect's mini as part of a pattern of criticism.
Me: Within broader player discussions. I'm not the first to comment on--
Chotiner: Your words were 'boobiness levels.'
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Issac Chotiner: So it wasn't you that posted a meme requesting access to the Black Library because, quote, "I am NOT normal and can be trusted with cenobite elves" end quote.
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM