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Arts administrator, pun contest host, former award-winning escape room owner, nervously queer, Star Trek, adhd, embroidery, intersectional feminist, etc 🖖🎺🇵🇸🦻🏻

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Puns are the ska of comedy
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Who's going to write the heist fanfic and call it
"Louvre Ladders"
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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USSF space station (Project Moonbase, 1953)
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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We learned a lot during the initial COVID reaction.

We learned the UBI works, that working from home is possible for most jobs, and that the country survives on the hardworking people of retail, service industry, transportation, and nursing.

Then we promptly forgot all that shit.
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Here’s a #BlueskyAfterDark Christmas song 💡💡
Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings "Big Bulbs"
YouTube video by DaptoneRecords
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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If the Zelda movie does not have at least one scene of Link walking into a stranger's home and smashing all of their furniture then what are we even doing here.
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Hell yeah Christmas village time
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I know we’re all excited about the Lego Enterprise D, but this quote for Captain Picard is all wrong. He technically never said this! This was said by the Picard from the timeline created when the Enterprise C passed through an anomaly leading to years of war against the Klingons, not our Picard
December 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
There was a fallow period where I didn't have much Christmas magic because I was an adult with no kids. But now that I have kids, I get to create SO MUCH MAGIC! We're taking the train to visit the grandparents for Christmas! Christmas train!!
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I think it's important that you all know about this Neil Diamond novelty Christmas song. It's just a list of his song titles strung together to be about Christmas
Cherry Cherry Christmas
YouTube video by Neil Diamond - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I still choose to blame an anti-time anomaly
99% of complaints about things being better in the past boil down to "you miss not having adult responsibilities". The other 1% is that everything is manufactured to break after two years now.
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
One of the best parts of working at a theater is how many interesting names I encounter. I won't list any here, because that feels too close to doxing, but I truly love how many different names there are
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I stopped using Spotify ten years ago because I got very grumpy about not being able to access all the good songs on Disney soundtracks. I've been on Amazon Music ever since, but it's also not ideal.

Who has recommendations for a music app that lets me add my own song files?
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Steven Universe deserves a much bigger fandom
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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why does this go so hard
If you don’t have a five year old, you may have missed the best piece of culture created in 2025
"Skibidi Meow" Lyric Video | GABBY'S DOLLHOUSE: THE MOVIE
YouTube video by Gabby's Dollhouse
m.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Ok, Bluesky after dark. I keep thinking about Tom Lehrer’s song Smut & how porn is essential to free speech, & my own desire to be outwardly slutty but also how that impacts me professionally, & do I have more allegiance to my true love Tom or the ability to be employed by my next potential employer
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Give 👏🏻 UNRESTRICTED 👏🏻 dollars.

This goes for when you donate, too - don't restrict a gift to a specific fund. If the non-profit has an option for "wherever it's most needed," choose that. That goes into gen ops which means it pays for the unsexy shit like Keeping the Lights On and Paying the Admin.
The headline I feel like is that all the philanthropic donations from billionaires typically have a shitload of restrictions.

Mackenzie is like “you’re doing work to stop something horrible or to help something good? Cool. Here’s a few hundred million.” and the paper is like “wow… so novel”
Mackenzie Scott’s signature philanthropic style is giving unrestricted gifts—a rarity in the industry. trib.al/DjrurgM
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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There are few positions more immediately clarifying than a person’s stance on the r-word.
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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hi everyone. I know need everywhere is acute right now. but @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social in my hometown has a need for about $900 worth of supplies for hygiene kits for unhoused people. I think we could cover that. would you join me in making a donation at the link?
SanctuarySupplyDepot - Open Collective
The Sanctuary Supply Depot is a central hub that fascilitates the collection and distribution of basic survival supplies for our unhoused neighbors.
opencollective.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
We are going to be invaded by so many countries at this point, Jesus Christ
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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KPop Demon Hunters was popular. I think other genres should get their chance to hunt demons.

Ska Demon Hunters.
December 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
🎄🎵ding dong ding dong
twinkie twinkie twinkie 🎵🎄
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Dorothy searches for the pickle
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM