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@punsultant.bsky.social
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Managing Director at Six Points Theater, pun contest host, former award-winning escape room owner, nervously queer, Star Trek, adhd, embroidery, intersectional feminist, etc 🖖🎺🇵🇸🦻🏻 punslam.com 📍St. Paul he/him
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Puns are the ska of comedy
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This is hands down the best Trek fan art I've ever made
A hand embroidered bunch of flowers in the shape of the USS Enterprise D
Reposted by Art!
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This is the best Halloween decoration I have
A picture of a piece of hand embroidery in a six inch hoop. The fabric is orange and has black stitching of a pumpkin, and within the pumpkin are the words “any questions?”
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You’re right, this is an unhinged thing to say 😄
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There is a bit of peace in not giving a shit about any of the trending topics on this website
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There really is no reason why David S Pumpkins should endure. And yet
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This is the best Halloween decoration I have
A picture of a piece of hand embroidery in a six inch hoop. The fabric is orange and has black stitching of a pumpkin, and within the pumpkin are the words “any questions?”
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The best commute I ever had was walking from my house in Northeast into downtown, which was about a 45 minute walk each way. I would also do this in January!
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Yeah, my parents had my back, but they had to have my back all five years at that school because the whole staff hated that little adhd kid
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This sounds amazing! Is there a sauce and what sort of pasta do you use?
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Oh, Prim. This is so terrible. Fuck that teacher.

My first grade teacher called me the antichrist at a PTA meeting 😑
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Seasonal nails are a must 💅
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Thank you! Those were my spooky season nails last year. This is what I’ve got going on today
A picture of my hand from above showing nailed painted alternating black and orange
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I feel like saying it yourself is fine, buy correcting others is needlessly pedantic. But then again, I feel like them correcting you is also a little antisocial, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Well now that one I get snobby about
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We can trade primmer for primmate
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What if I started calling you prime
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Language evolves. The only way to correct this aberration is to stop saying "primmer"

If we all do it, no one can stop us
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Here’s a primer on ‘primer.’

It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.”

It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”
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I knew this but I refuse to comply