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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · Jun 18

"If I'm being honest with myself"

okay first of all why on earth would you do that that's crazy

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 53m

Taibbi gonna be all over this one.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 13h

The word my brain keeps going back to is 'evil'. Feels like the wrong word, but I think some part of the fabric of reality knows by instinct that this is evil. Can't really explain it. Searching eBay for holy water right now though.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 22h

Who is this reporter that isn’t pushing back on this obvious bullshit. I want a fucking name.

Honestly, Aaron…don’t do this “reporter” shit. Name fucking names.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 23h

Also he sounds like a 7-year old whenever he talks. An especially stupid 7-year old to boot. How this dumb stupid tactless tasteless classless insecute weak pathetic asshat hit the heights of power is just a testament to how fucking stupid and pitiful this country is.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 23h

It’s fucking bananas to me that there are still people who think that Donald Trump is anything more than an id-driven pleasure-seeking machine.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

I am so fucking exhausted with this stupid old man. Donald Trump is the stupidest motherfucker on the planet and I am so fucking tired of seeing his goddamn face and hearing his stupid fucking voice and reading his stupid fucking words.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

The o rly owl in all his nostalgic glory

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 3d

"These chicks running around on campuses with blue hair are stupid."
- Some middle aged dude who calls himself Kid Rock

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 3d

Goddamn does my brain suck ass.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 3d

I am so goddamn tired of this stupid old man.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 4d

Just to say it but I’m pretty sure Cilizza is genuinely as stupid as he appears and he genuinely does not know he’s gonna get fucking dragged around here.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 4d

Chris do you choose to be dumb as hell all the time because if that’s the case make a different fucking choice. Goddamn. Fuckin’ dumbass hottake factoey.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 4d

One billion points for this analogy.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 4d

Jessica Fletcher

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 4d

Simpcraft

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 4d

So. Much. Goddamn. Merch.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 4d

Genuinely believe a significantly larger percentage of peoples' 401k is tied up in AI investment vs. during the dotcom bubble. It just feels like there is less private VC funding involved today and more capital of core financial institutions floating around.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 4d

Fuckin' love Portland Frog.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 4d

I'm convinced you could add in bulgogi to anything to kick it up a notch. Bulgogi grilled cheese. Bulgogi tacos. Bulgogi pizza. Bulgogi and waffles.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 4d

I was recently scuba diving in Indonesia and I can 100% confirm that the dick starfish are real and they actually look like this:

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 5d

It’s time we have a chat about bringing back public etiquette to movie theaters.
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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 4d

The Patrick Swayze rap tweet:

"no rapping tonight" why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing" ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 5d

did peter jackson take this picture

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 5d

I dunno how important it is, but I am always curious if there is some way to account for people in these polls who hear the question and ask themselves "what answer am I supposed to give based on what team I'm on" without any actual consideration for the question.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 5d

“I hope Portland Frog doesn’t Milkshake Duck us” is a real thought my brain had.