Nick (derogatory) ✨
@slothropsmap.bsky.social
Yinzer ambassador to the west coast • Moo Deng’s spiritual successor • Tallest Italian to live-tweet brain surgery
Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.
Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.
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Gents, when you’re singing along to a pop song by a woman, do you raise the pitch of your voice to match hers? Ladies, same question flipped around.
January 25, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Gents, when you’re singing along to a pop song by a woman, do you raise the pitch of your voice to match hers? Ladies, same question flipped around.
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Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com
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Haven’t seen many athletes comment on the news in Minneapolis outside of Haliburton, but here’s two time All/Pro Broncos guard Quinn Meinerz, who takes the field in an hour:
January 25, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Haven’t seen many athletes comment on the news in Minneapolis outside of Haliburton, but here’s two time All/Pro Broncos guard Quinn Meinerz, who takes the field in an hour:
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i assume going to the hospital is considered the highest honor for a bolsonaro supporter
Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.
🚨⚡ Um raio atingiu bolsonaristas em Brasília nesta tarde. Eles estavam aguardando Nikolas Ferreira no Memorial JK para um protesto pela soltura de Bolsonaro quando um raio atingiu a praça. Três bolsonaristas foram para o hospital.
January 25, 2026 at 5:56 PM
i assume going to the hospital is considered the highest honor for a bolsonaro supporter
You love to see it
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 6:15 PM
You love to see it
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Bessent is this administration’s Buttigieg, except instead of defending student loan forgiveness on Fox, he’s explaining why the secret police is allowed to kill you on sight.
It's very, "only person in administration who can speak in complete sentences and doesn't currently have blood splattered all over his face"
January 25, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Bessent is this administration’s Buttigieg, except instead of defending student loan forgiveness on Fox, he’s explaining why the secret police is allowed to kill you on sight.
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The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.
January 25, 2026 at 5:39 PM
The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.
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Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt (R) on CNN: “I think the death of Americans, what we're seeing on TV, it's causing deep concerns over federal tactics and accountability. Americans don't like what they're seeing right now. … [Trump’s] getting bad advice right now.”
January 25, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt (R) on CNN: “I think the death of Americans, what we're seeing on TV, it's causing deep concerns over federal tactics and accountability. Americans don't like what they're seeing right now. … [Trump’s] getting bad advice right now.”
It’s funny that they trot out the Treasury Secretary Sunday mornings to defend things like the extrajudicial murder of citizens because no one actually involved with DHS or security more generally is able to come up with plausibly credible statements.
KARL: He was an ICU use who worked for the VA and there's no evidence he brandished the gun whatsoever
BESSENT: But he brought a gun
KARL: I mean, we do have a Second Amendment
BESSENT: I've been to a protest -- guess what? I didn't bring a gun. I brought a billboard
BESSENT: But he brought a gun
KARL: I mean, we do have a Second Amendment
BESSENT: I've been to a protest -- guess what? I didn't bring a gun. I brought a billboard
January 25, 2026 at 5:39 PM
It’s funny that they trot out the Treasury Secretary Sunday mornings to defend things like the extrajudicial murder of citizens because no one actually involved with DHS or security more generally is able to come up with plausibly credible statements.
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dril says you can take the ducks. but nick has the duck boats
Also, if I see an ICE agent at my hipster ass Echo Park polling place, I will tell him “fuck you very much” on my way into the booth and then exit to drink champagne on a duck boat as I celebrate an unprecedented blue wave.
January 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
dril says you can take the ducks. but nick has the duck boats
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If we’ve learned anything from Minneapolis it’s that normal people everywhere will crawl over broke glass to say fuck you to Trump and his death squads
Also, if I see an ICE agent at my hipster ass Echo Park polling place, I will tell him “fuck you very much” on my way into the booth and then exit to drink champagne on a duck boat as I celebrate an unprecedented blue wave.
January 25, 2026 at 5:13 PM
If we’ve learned anything from Minneapolis it’s that normal people everywhere will crawl over broke glass to say fuck you to Trump and his death squads
The US has 100K polling places. 110M voters will vote in 2026. That’s 1,100/place.
You need one armed guard to manage ~50 people, but polling places are transient, so let’s say 1:250.
To intimate half of America, Trump needs 220K agents, about 4 or 5 per station.
There are 20K ICE agents, lmao.
You need one armed guard to manage ~50 people, but polling places are transient, so let’s say 1:250.
To intimate half of America, Trump needs 220K agents, about 4 or 5 per station.
There are 20K ICE agents, lmao.
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
The US has 100K polling places. 110M voters will vote in 2026. That’s 1,100/place.
You need one armed guard to manage ~50 people, but polling places are transient, so let’s say 1:250.
To intimate half of America, Trump needs 220K agents, about 4 or 5 per station.
There are 20K ICE agents, lmao.
You need one armed guard to manage ~50 people, but polling places are transient, so let’s say 1:250.
To intimate half of America, Trump needs 220K agents, about 4 or 5 per station.
There are 20K ICE agents, lmao.
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Fukuyama / Bored of Peace plus transnational predatory neoroyalism at the top does seem more like our reality than Realism
The facile pun I’ve resisted making about Trump’s Board of Peace is that it belies the greater truth of Bored of Peace.
A hegemon committing suicide by dismantling the world order it created for its express benefit out of ennui, decadence, and gleeful ignorance. A historically grotesque display.
A hegemon committing suicide by dismantling the world order it created for its express benefit out of ennui, decadence, and gleeful ignorance. A historically grotesque display.
“You guys just got to the last page?”
January 25, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Fukuyama / Bored of Peace plus transnational predatory neoroyalism at the top does seem more like our reality than Realism
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It is impossible not to hate the majority of American voters, who in their sloth gave up everything because they did not know or care that they had it.
They burn the world because the flames are entertaining
January 25, 2026 at 7:40 AM
It is impossible not to hate the majority of American voters, who in their sloth gave up everything because they did not know or care that they had it.
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The facile pun I’ve resisted making about Trump’s Board of Peace is that it belies the greater truth of Bored of Peace.
A hegemon committing suicide by dismantling the world order it created for its express benefit out of ennui, decadence, and gleeful ignorance. A historically grotesque display.
A hegemon committing suicide by dismantling the world order it created for its express benefit out of ennui, decadence, and gleeful ignorance. A historically grotesque display.
January 25, 2026 at 7:35 AM
The facile pun I’ve resisted making about Trump’s Board of Peace is that it belies the greater truth of Bored of Peace.
A hegemon committing suicide by dismantling the world order it created for its express benefit out of ennui, decadence, and gleeful ignorance. A historically grotesque display.
A hegemon committing suicide by dismantling the world order it created for its express benefit out of ennui, decadence, and gleeful ignorance. A historically grotesque display.
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Do thou, too, remain warm among ice.
January 25, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Do thou, too, remain warm among ice.
The facile pun I’ve resisted making about Trump’s Board of Peace is that it belies the greater truth of Bored of Peace.
A hegemon committing suicide by dismantling the world order it created for its express benefit out of ennui, decadence, and gleeful ignorance. A historically grotesque display.
A hegemon committing suicide by dismantling the world order it created for its express benefit out of ennui, decadence, and gleeful ignorance. A historically grotesque display.
January 25, 2026 at 7:35 AM
The facile pun I’ve resisted making about Trump’s Board of Peace is that it belies the greater truth of Bored of Peace.
A hegemon committing suicide by dismantling the world order it created for its express benefit out of ennui, decadence, and gleeful ignorance. A historically grotesque display.
A hegemon committing suicide by dismantling the world order it created for its express benefit out of ennui, decadence, and gleeful ignorance. A historically grotesque display.
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not my work, but it's truly impressive that he's hit every single bullet point
January 25, 2026 at 4:32 AM
not my work, but it's truly impressive that he's hit every single bullet point
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remembering footage out of the Hong Kong protests
January 24, 2026 at 9:22 PM
remembering footage out of the Hong Kong protests
This is a conversation for later, but after this disaster is over, let’s destroy the idea that rural conservatives are the lone authentic expression of American identity.
The people keeping this country from ruin are non-white urbanites, lesbian moms, bisexuals with stick & poke tattoos of frogs.
The people keeping this country from ruin are non-white urbanites, lesbian moms, bisexuals with stick & poke tattoos of frogs.
remember when an armed group of right-wing insurgents seized and occupied federal land for weeks and only one of them got shot after literally charging at an officer with his handgun drawn?
January 25, 2026 at 6:11 AM
This is a conversation for later, but after this disaster is over, let’s destroy the idea that rural conservatives are the lone authentic expression of American identity.
The people keeping this country from ruin are non-white urbanites, lesbian moms, bisexuals with stick & poke tattoos of frogs.
The people keeping this country from ruin are non-white urbanites, lesbian moms, bisexuals with stick & poke tattoos of frogs.
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It will get worse for them in a couple days.
YouGov is out with a new poll after ICE killed another person in Minnesota today. Abolishing ICE is now +5 among all adults, and **+12 among independents**
substack.com/@gelliottmor...
substack.com/@gelliottmor...
January 25, 2026 at 5:53 AM
It will get worse for them in a couple days.
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My buddy's 15 year DnD group is imploding because a couple of the long time players are defending the ICE murders and everyone else is appalled. This is a red line for normal people in a "get the fuck out and never talk to me again" way. The evil and injustice is instantly recognizable.
January 25, 2026 at 5:15 AM
My buddy's 15 year DnD group is imploding because a couple of the long time players are defending the ICE murders and everyone else is appalled. This is a red line for normal people in a "get the fuck out and never talk to me again" way. The evil and injustice is instantly recognizable.
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I think (or at least this is true for me) that ICE is a sort of shorthand for USCIS/ICE/CBP/etc., basically "the goons who take people", or maybe "that complex of agencies descendent from INS"
January 25, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I think (or at least this is true for me) that ICE is a sort of shorthand for USCIS/ICE/CBP/etc., basically "the goons who take people", or maybe "that complex of agencies descendent from INS"
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Now requires a disambiguation page
January 25, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Now requires a disambiguation page
I think the simple, most correct response to this is “Aww you’re upset about being cancelled for supporting ICE? ICE is cancelling the lives of innocent Americans in broad daylight. Executing them. Bullets to the head. Shut the fuck up and reevaluate your life.”
This will be howled over as "cancel culture," but we're not talking about people who insist on their right to say "retard" and can't bear being told not to pat a woman on the ass.
We're talking about shooting a woman through the head. Shooting a man in the back. In broad daylight, with witnesses.
We're talking about shooting a woman through the head. Shooting a man in the back. In broad daylight, with witnesses.
January 25, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I think the simple, most correct response to this is “Aww you’re upset about being cancelled for supporting ICE? ICE is cancelling the lives of innocent Americans in broad daylight. Executing them. Bullets to the head. Shut the fuck up and reevaluate your life.”