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@slothropsmap.bsky.social
Yinzer ambassador to the west coast • Moo Deng’s spiritual successor • Tallest Italian with type 2 trigeminal neuralgia • What you fail to see, Mr Pope
Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.
Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.
Pinned
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
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the algorithm should know moms love vampire: the masquerade smdh
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
the algorithm should know moms love vampire: the masquerade smdh
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Guy bragging: "I'm in her DMs"
You bragging: "She's MY DM"
You bragging: "She's MY DM"
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Guy bragging: "I'm in her DMs"
You bragging: "She's MY DM"
You bragging: "She's MY DM"
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i mean what is mom going to play her horny bisexual cartoon roguelite on without a 14-inch macbook pro (2025)
What the hell kind of "Gift Ideas For Mom" list is this?
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i mean what is mom going to play her horny bisexual cartoon roguelite on without a 14-inch macbook pro (2025)
What the hell kind of "Gift Ideas For Mom" list is this?
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
What the hell kind of "Gift Ideas For Mom" list is this?
@profanity.accountant what’s up babe
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
@profanity.accountant what’s up babe
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imagine how sick you have to be to take up "pardon Eddie Gallagher" as your pet cause. the only difference between that and "pardon the BTK killer" is that the BTK killer was implicated in fewer sexually motivated homicides.
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
imagine how sick you have to be to take up "pardon Eddie Gallagher" as your pet cause. the only difference between that and "pardon the BTK killer" is that the BTK killer was implicated in fewer sexually motivated homicides.
I have a friend who believes this all needs to resolve into a constitutional convention.
And while that sounds impossible, it’s also starting to look essential.
And while that sounds impossible, it’s also starting to look essential.
i think that we should charge even people who have been pardoned, because there is no conceivable way the founders intended the pardon power to permit the executive to order people to commit crimes and then pardon them for them
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I have a friend who believes this all needs to resolve into a constitutional convention.
And while that sounds impossible, it’s also starting to look essential.
And while that sounds impossible, it’s also starting to look essential.
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trump will pardon or assist any head of state who has been convicted for crimes. acting out of self preservation, basically
WHOA. Trump says he will pardon Juan Orlando Hernandez, who once said that he wanted to “shove the drugs right up the noses of the gringos.” He had people killed as part of his narco-trafficking ring, which he at times operated directly out of his presidential office.
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
trump will pardon or assist any head of state who has been convicted for crimes. acting out of self preservation, basically
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Looking at that breakdown, being a doctor is a sucker's bet. I'm gonna see if I can become a hospital.
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Looking at that breakdown, being a doctor is a sucker's bet. I'm gonna see if I can become a hospital.
If any of my followers are considering a career as a neurosurgeon, let this be your sign.
This yeah I’m thankful for good health insurance.
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If any of my followers are considering a career as a neurosurgeon, let this be your sign.
About to attempt 3 miles of sprints and a 40-minute back & chest lift with roughly 2.5 Thanksgivings floating around inside.
I’ll let you know if the gym terminates my membership.
I’ll let you know if the gym terminates my membership.
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
About to attempt 3 miles of sprints and a 40-minute back & chest lift with roughly 2.5 Thanksgivings floating around inside.
I’ll let you know if the gym terminates my membership.
I’ll let you know if the gym terminates my membership.
Doctor’s going to shave off a quarter of my hair to carve a path to the skull anyway, so I thought I’d get familiar with a shaved head. Don’t hate it but feels weird!
T-minus 18 days to 🧠 👨🏻⚕️
T-minus 18 days to 🧠 👨🏻⚕️
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Doctor’s going to shave off a quarter of my hair to carve a path to the skull anyway, so I thought I’d get familiar with a shaved head. Don’t hate it but feels weird!
T-minus 18 days to 🧠 👨🏻⚕️
T-minus 18 days to 🧠 👨🏻⚕️
It’s worth asking why Trump is behaving like a desperate, panicked man right now. I can think of a few possible reasons.
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It’s worth asking why Trump is behaving like a desperate, panicked man right now. I can think of a few possible reasons.
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"just throw on youtube videos in the background" they said "it'll stress you out less than the news" well i'm still stressed about the news and now i have a parasocial crush on a weird little guy who talks about video game topography
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"just throw on youtube videos in the background" they said "it'll stress you out less than the news" well i'm still stressed about the news and now i have a parasocial crush on a weird little guy who talks about video game topography
According to clearsky I have blocked 1,208 discrete individuals. That’s 1,208 good decisions.
one of the reasons you should block is the realization that one of the main reasons people who annoy or bother you comment has little to do with you. they want to use you as a kind of publishing medium
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
According to clearsky I have blocked 1,208 discrete individuals. That’s 1,208 good decisions.
This was 100% written by Miller
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This was 100% written by Miller
Playing Stardew Valley for the first time ever. Let’s see what all the fuss is about.
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Playing Stardew Valley for the first time ever. Let’s see what all the fuss is about.
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In this topsy turvy world, it’s comforting to know that Post Malone is still terrible.
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
In this topsy turvy world, it’s comforting to know that Post Malone is still terrible.
I certainly have a brand
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I certainly have a brand
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Eisenhower insisted that congressmen and journalists visit Ohrdruf concentration camp after its liberation because he knew people on the outside wouldn’t believe it without visual and social proofing.
Text-to-image gives everyone an excuse for their ignorance.
Text-to-image gives everyone an excuse for their ignorance.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Eisenhower insisted that congressmen and journalists visit Ohrdruf concentration camp after its liberation because he knew people on the outside wouldn’t believe it without visual and social proofing.
Text-to-image gives everyone an excuse for their ignorance.
Text-to-image gives everyone an excuse for their ignorance.
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I saw a thread on here a while back explaining how pre-teens have started saying “That’s AI” when they don’t believe something, and I was stunned how many replies were celebrating this. “Hell yeah, the kids are discerning,” etc.
No! No that’s not what that means.
No! No that’s not what that means.
sorta coming around to the view that the social danger of genAI images is less that they'll make people believe fabricated things are real and more that they'll make people believe real things are fabricated
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I saw a thread on here a while back explaining how pre-teens have started saying “That’s AI” when they don’t believe something, and I was stunned how many replies were celebrating this. “Hell yeah, the kids are discerning,” etc.
No! No that’s not what that means.
No! No that’s not what that means.
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What happens when you pick an American Pope: he builds an entire international trip around a Thanksgiving Turkey pun
Pope Leo XIV embarked on his first international trip as pontiff on Thursday, traveling to Turkey to start a six-day tour that will also include Lebanon. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/w...
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
What happens when you pick an American Pope: he builds an entire international trip around a Thanksgiving Turkey pun
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving