Drew Magary
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Drew Magary
@drewmagary.bsky.social
· Apr 11
Drew Magary | Defector
Columnist. Author of many fine works of literature, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.
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I played in the NFL. Should I care if my son doesn't like football? defector.com/i-played-in-...
I Played In The NFL. Should I Care If My Son Doesn't Like Football? | Defector
“Look! Over there! That was my first apartment when I moved here to play for the Broncos.” My son could not have cared less about the “playing for the Broncos” part. “Were you on the top floor?” he…
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November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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This might be the peak of “oh wait that’s a basketball game not a football game” viewing season
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This might be the peak of “oh wait that’s a basketball game not a football game” viewing season
Not a terribly competitive snow game but still a snow game
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Not a terribly competitive snow game but still a snow game
From a pure business model standpoint AI is just Silicon Valley reinventing slavery
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
From a pure business model standpoint AI is just Silicon Valley reinventing slavery
No chance I ever take someone named Cade Klubnik seriously
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
No chance I ever take someone named Cade Klubnik seriously
You run the ball with ease just to throw a fucking fade when you need six. Jayvee shit.
Marshall re-aggravating his shoulder injury followed by a poorly thrown fade on 3rd down really hurt the vibes
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You run the ball with ease just to throw a fucking fade when you need six. Jayvee shit.
I don’t know why Michigan refuses to wear maize pants anymore but I don’t like it one bit
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I don’t know why Michigan refuses to wear maize pants anymore but I don’t like it one bit
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Guys looks like the bookie in a New Jersey tavern
Nice earmuffs.
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Guys looks like the bookie in a New Jersey tavern
I’m wagering he just got real, REAL bored of retirement
Frank Ragnow trying to come out of retirement with a grade 3 hamstring strain to help a struggling lions team - whether he knew he had it before the physical or not – man football players are built different.
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I’m wagering he just got real, REAL bored of retirement
I can’t believe there’s gonna be a late season Bears Packers game that means something. That hasn’t happened since like cutler
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I can’t believe there’s gonna be a late season Bears Packers game that means something. That hasn’t happened since like cutler
If I were an eagles fan I’d start throwin shit
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
If I were an eagles fan I’d start throwin shit
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It feels like this game is being played in the snow.
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It feels like this game is being played in the snow.
These eagles really are masters of the unimpressive victory
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
These eagles really are masters of the unimpressive victory
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So many good teams are weirdly shitty right now
The Eagles' offensive DVOA is higher than you expect because of opponent adjustments and a lack of turnovers.
This (so far) is probably the worst offensive game they've played all year. The downward trend is a bit of an issue.
This (so far) is probably the worst offensive game they've played all year. The downward trend is a bit of an issue.
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
So many good teams are weirdly shitty right now
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Look, can I say something
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Look, can I say something
Me, I prefer a different sort of Wicked picture
November 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Me, I prefer a different sort of Wicked picture
Santa Carter says happy holidays
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Santa Carter says happy holidays
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Max Brosmer will start for the #Vikings on Sunday, Kevin O’Connell said. J.J. McCarthy did not clear the concussion protocol, and will be ruled out for Sunday.
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Max Brosmer will start for the #Vikings on Sunday, Kevin O’Connell said. J.J. McCarthy did not clear the concussion protocol, and will be ruled out for Sunday.
Black Friday deals are mostly imaginary, but you know what isn’t? Getting Defector for less then seven bucks a month, any day you care to subscribe. defector.com/products
Defector | Products
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November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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An illuminating conversation with the man who was Willem Dafoe's stunt penis defector.com/willem-dafoe...
An Illuminating Conversation With The Man Who Was Willem Dafoe’s Stunt Penis | Defector
For years, a rumor has floated around about the length of Willem Dafoe’s penis. Willem Dafoe’s penis is said to be extra-large. It is allegedly so big, in fact, that after filming nude scenes in the 2...
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November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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That’s a chickenshit field goal
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
That’s a chickenshit field goal
Folks are you gonna have to carry me home in a wheelbarrow after that meal? You know you are
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Folks are you gonna have to carry me home in a wheelbarrow after that meal? You know you are
Smarmy little fucker
“Of course they got it right,” Packers Coach Matt LaFleur said with an exaggerated wink of a controversial timeout call during Green Bay's win to open the NFL's Thanksgiving schedule.
Analysis | NFL Thanksgiving takeaways: Controversial timeout gives the Packers a boost
The Packers used their fourth-down success, Jordan Love’s passing, Micah Parsons’s pass-rushing and a questionable timeout to win, 31-24, in Detroit.
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November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Smarmy little fucker
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All Of The Brands Suck At Branding | Defector
Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we’re talking…
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November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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