Denny Carter
@dennycarter.bsky.social
I write for BadFaithTimes.com. Football knower, writer, podcaster. Enjoyer of chickpeas and Bowie. Millennials are the Greatest Generation.
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What the Greek Gods concealed from us was that Achilles, himself, was killed by the COVID vaccine.
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December 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
What the Greek Gods concealed from us was that Achilles, himself, was killed by the COVID vaccine.
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kind of a joke but not really: I check FEC records before I make medical appointments with new doctors.
I saw a dermatologist a few years ago who essentially spent the entire appointment talking about her friend the J6er that was 'arrested unfairly'.
I saw a dermatologist a few years ago who essentially spent the entire appointment talking about her friend the J6er that was 'arrested unfairly'.
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
kind of a joke but not really: I check FEC records before I make medical appointments with new doctors.
I saw a dermatologist a few years ago who essentially spent the entire appointment talking about her friend the J6er that was 'arrested unfairly'.
I saw a dermatologist a few years ago who essentially spent the entire appointment talking about her friend the J6er that was 'arrested unfairly'.
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Ahead of his time. A true hall of Famer.
When Dan Marino ruptured his Achilles in 1993? That's right: COVID vaccine.
December 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Ahead of his time. A true hall of Famer.
Aaron Rodgers and Kirk Cousins, two guys who said they would rather die than get the COVID vaccine, are the two most prominent NFL players to blow their Achilles over the past five years.
Back to the drawing board!
Back to the drawing board!
December 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Aaron Rodgers and Kirk Cousins, two guys who said they would rather die than get the COVID vaccine, are the two most prominent NFL players to blow their Achilles over the past five years.
Back to the drawing board!
Back to the drawing board!
[sees elite athlete tear achilles tendon]
VAXXED???
VAXXED???
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
[sees elite athlete tear achilles tendon]
VAXXED???
VAXXED???
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Tomlin’s aviator glasses get at least two shades darker in a must win game and he has a smirk on his face the entire time like he knows he can’t lose.
No one does the real time "miss met yet?" quite like Mike Tomlin
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Tomlin’s aviator glasses get at least two shades darker in a must win game and he has a smirk on his face the entire time like he knows he can’t lose.
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My 2 year old son, a few weeks into potty training:
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My 2 year old son, a few weeks into potty training:
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Just bet the house on Luke Wilson to open a can of WHOOP UP on Billy Bob
The dueling phone ads between Billy Bob Thornton and Luke Wilson are getting snippy. I think we might see them fistfight in an ad by the spring.
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Just bet the house on Luke Wilson to open a can of WHOOP UP on Billy Bob
Rams had 249 rush yards today at 7.5 yards per carry. Not sure I’ve ever seen a team less interested in tackling ball carriers than the Cardinals today. Zero point zero effort.
December 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Rams had 249 rush yards today at 7.5 yards per carry. Not sure I’ve ever seen a team less interested in tackling ball carriers than the Cardinals today. Zero point zero effort.
Pretty good NFL Sunday on Bluesky the sports app!
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Pretty good NFL Sunday on Bluesky the sports app!
The dueling phone ads between Billy Bob Thornton and Luke Wilson are getting snippy. I think we might see them fistfight in an ad by the spring.
December 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The dueling phone ads between Billy Bob Thornton and Luke Wilson are getting snippy. I think we might see them fistfight in an ad by the spring.
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i'tom brady's job to be restating exactly what the play by play guy said but with Football Jibberish
BURKHARDT: What a great route, he stopped on a dime and made the catch at the sticks.
BRADY: Yeah, KB that's what we call a Greased Scotsman. He turns around and makes the catch, with his hands.
BURKHARDT: What a great route, he stopped on a dime and made the catch at the sticks.
BRADY: Yeah, KB that's what we call a Greased Scotsman. He turns around and makes the catch, with his hands.
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i'tom brady's job to be restating exactly what the play by play guy said but with Football Jibberish
BURKHARDT: What a great route, he stopped on a dime and made the catch at the sticks.
BRADY: Yeah, KB that's what we call a Greased Scotsman. He turns around and makes the catch, with his hands.
BURKHARDT: What a great route, he stopped on a dime and made the catch at the sticks.
BRADY: Yeah, KB that's what we call a Greased Scotsman. He turns around and makes the catch, with his hands.
Not sure what to make of Jeanty because he's trapped on a team Pete Carroll is using to give his kids something to do during the day.
With MHJ I think the issue is a near-total lack of dawg. He never had to have any dawg in college because he was so much better than everyone else.
With MHJ I think the issue is a near-total lack of dawg. He never had to have any dawg in college because he was so much better than everyone else.
MHJ and jeanty have to be the two biggest draft industrial complex ponzi schemes of the last decade. i fell for both. eternal shame.
December 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Not sure what to make of Jeanty because he's trapped on a team Pete Carroll is using to give his kids something to do during the day.
With MHJ I think the issue is a near-total lack of dawg. He never had to have any dawg in college because he was so much better than everyone else.
With MHJ I think the issue is a near-total lack of dawg. He never had to have any dawg in college because he was so much better than everyone else.
JJ McCarthy with the third highest QB rating of Week 14. The haters (me) are down unfathomably.
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
JJ McCarthy with the third highest QB rating of Week 14. The haters (me) are down unfathomably.
That Michael Wilson is better than Marvin Harrison Jr. goes without saying, but the gap between the two is probably way wider than anyone is willing to acknowledge.
December 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
That Michael Wilson is better than Marvin Harrison Jr. goes without saying, but the gap between the two is probably way wider than anyone is willing to acknowledge.
Announcers in the Rams-Cardinals game are amazed you can hear players have conversations on the field, not realizing every week sounds like the COVID season in Arizona's stadium.
December 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Announcers in the Rams-Cardinals game are amazed you can hear players have conversations on the field, not realizing every week sounds like the COVID season in Arizona's stadium.
My zoomer son is the prime suspect
December 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My zoomer son is the prime suspect
DK Metcalf had a very different profile today against Baltimore. He had averaged 9.7 air yards per target; today that jumped to 13.7. He had been targeted on 22% of his routes; today he saw a target on 36% of his routes.
Steelers finally had fun with the size-speed freak.
Steelers finally had fun with the size-speed freak.
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
DK Metcalf had a very different profile today against Baltimore. He had averaged 9.7 air yards per target; today that jumped to 13.7. He had been targeted on 22% of his routes; today he saw a target on 36% of his routes.
Steelers finally had fun with the size-speed freak.
Steelers finally had fun with the size-speed freak.
all of our old celebrities look like absolute freaks
December 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
all of our old celebrities look like absolute freaks
Jared Polis is a prime example of having your brain completely cooked in Elon Musk's Black Pill Factory. He's been trending this way for a while sadly.
it’s been pretty funny to see Polis’ addiction to posting completely end any discussion of him as a potential 2028 candidate
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Jared Polis is a prime example of having your brain completely cooked in Elon Musk's Black Pill Factory. He's been trending this way for a while sadly.
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This was on my feed. There are no coincidences.
December 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This was on my feed. There are no coincidences.
It's funny (and totally unnecessary) to see NFL refs call a field goal or extra point good or no good based mostly on the crowd's vibes
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It's funny (and totally unnecessary) to see NFL refs call a field goal or extra point good or no good based mostly on the crowd's vibes
if i can ignore the fury and revulsion i feel when i see the trump propaganda TV ads - "with trump, america wins!" - i do wonder why i've never seen these ads for a dem president
December 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
if i can ignore the fury and revulsion i feel when i see the trump propaganda TV ads - "with trump, america wins!" - i do wonder why i've never seen these ads for a dem president
Mike Tomlin doesn't even try to win in late-game situations. It's a good bit.
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Mike Tomlin doesn't even try to win in late-game situations. It's a good bit.