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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1h

joe pass is really on one here
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There Will Never Be Another You (Remastered 2001)

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1d

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1d

mitch truckicksky
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 1d

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1d

BUCK: And there's another brilliant escape from Houdini himself, Jayden Daniels.
AIKMAN: Poise. Brains. Arm talent. he uh uh uh he's he's the total package Joe. Everything you want in a quarterback.
BUCK: Look at that from Caleb, he eludes the rush and drops it in there
AIKMAN: actually he traveled

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1d

BUCK: Avoids one tackle and he's gone! 98 yards. touchdown. bears.
AIKMAN: uh oh
BUCK: yeah, there's the flag. it's coming back.
YURK: that's a football violation. every player has to tell the ref "i'm doing football" before the snap and he just didn't do it.
AIKMAN: (sigh) no excuse for that joe

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1d

reflexively looking for the flag every time a chicago bear tackles a guy for a gain of less than 4 yards

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1d

love to win football games by exactly one (1) point

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1d

each umpire should have to have a unique Strikeout Grunt that they reveal only after the rites of initiation into umpirehood, you've got cowboy joe saying "arise, J.P. Bruschker, your Umpire Noise is now HRAAAGHHHH!!!!"

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1d

The only Brewer I'm rooting for this postseason

Screenshot of Arnold Schwarzenegger from imdb in the role of Gordy Brewer in the film Collateral Damage

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 2d

2002 JOE BUCK: Coming up on Fox this Tuesday it's a brand new American Diaper. Fourteen people on this island are diaped up, but one of them has a dark secret. You wouldn't want to change them... or the channel. American Diaper, Tuesday nights on Fox.

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1d

I picked it up last year at a used book store, knew literally nothing about it at all going in, and it immediately became an all timer for me.

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1d

Trent Dilfer is starting one of those youtube channels where he shows all 22 footage of games but instead of breaking down plays he just says things like you have to THROW THE BALL if you want to PASS in the NATIONAL. FOOTBALL. LEAGUE.

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 2d

REPORTER: Can you confirm reports that you've been put into the Device?
BELICHICK: You know, I'm talking about Cal, not the uh Device.
2ND REPORTER: Coach how do you think being put into The Device is affecting the team.
UNC SID: Coach Belichick is not taking anymore questions about The Device

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 2d

Justin Fields announced that he is the lead plaintiff in historic class action law suit representing drafted quarterbacks against the Chicago Bears

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 2d

This is Saturday morning's post about ULM and previewing Penn State. If you want to read about Penn State and previewing Purdue you'll have to check this week's post on Friday night or Saturday morning by which time they will play Purdue and get ready for Nebraska

David Cross looking disheveled and irritated wearing a rumpled suit on the set of a news program in the sketch Pre Taped Call In Show

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 2d

James Franklin loses to UCLA: Reverse Body Clocks

Franklin loses to Northwestern: Regular Clocks

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 2d

Here's Saturday's post, I admit I was wrong about Penn State winning while their fans were mad, but I did predict how northwestern could win. But this is not about accurate predictions, this is a blog for Being Weird About Football
bringyourchampionstheyreourmeat.blogspot.com/2025/10/mini...

Or maybe Penn State is in such disarray that James Franklin does some of his world famous James Franklin-Style Clock Management and they lose and then he instantly flees to a waiting blimp to whisk him off to Stillwater and immediately install him in Mike Gundy’s disused Antler Palace

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 2d

This week on 811, when a fire-breathing circus company starts digging without checking their local gas lines at the same time a new species of killer bee that only gets angrier when it's on fire passes through the area they're digging for trouble. Breckin Meyer in an explosive new 811.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2d

The Mariners aren’t the first Americans to walk into Canada and beat them at their own game.

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 2d

I love in every penn state story there is no mention of any northwestern player playing well or making any plays, the wildcats are described like an anonymous horde of locusts that descended on Happy Valley and ate the coach.

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 2d

2002 JOE BUCK: Coming up on Fox this Tuesday it's a brand new American Diaper. Fourteen people on this island are diaped up, but one of them has a dark secret. You wouldn't want to change them... or the channel. American Diaper, Tuesday nights on Fox.

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 2d

missing him

the short-lived fox baseball gimmick Scooter, a CGI cartoon baseball who explains basic baseball concepts

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 2d

penn state head coach pat fitzgerald

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 3d

2017 was I believe the Northwestern Sicko Overtime Pervert season where it seemed like they stopped trying to win games and solely wanted to go overtime like some insane cult

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 3d

northwestern players apparently have nicknamed caleb komolafe "the beast" and the northwestern wildcats have a wilde/beast situation going on with their offensive skill players

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