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the horrible eagles have plummeted to 8-5 and first place in the NFC east
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
the horrible eagles have plummeted to 8-5 and first place in the NFC east
notre dame AD announces press conference tomorrow to announce the fighting irish are giving up football on account of the very unfair playoff committee. the AD is expected to announce that the university will be devoting its athletic resources to Intercollegiate Power Slap
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
notre dame AD announces press conference tomorrow to announce the fighting irish are giving up football on account of the very unfair playoff committee. the AD is expected to announce that the university will be devoting its athletic resources to Intercollegiate Power Slap
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troy aikman after making it about halfway through "i am the walrus": yeah ya know, the fella said he was sitting on a cornflake, and i just don't know how that's possible in that situation
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
troy aikman after making it about halfway through "i am the walrus": yeah ya know, the fella said he was sitting on a cornflake, and i just don't know how that's possible in that situation
my thoughts on notre dame potentially attempting to join the big ten
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
my thoughts on notre dame potentially attempting to join the big ten
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BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.
September 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.
Jed Hoyer arrives at Winter Meetings saying the Cubs will spend significant money in free agency this year-- that is of course unless all of the good free agents are just slightly too expensive for them to pull the trigger on, which is crazy how that keeps happening.
December 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Jed Hoyer arrives at Winter Meetings saying the Cubs will spend significant money in free agency this year-- that is of course unless all of the good free agents are just slightly too expensive for them to pull the trigger on, which is crazy how that keeps happening.
There needs to be at least ten times as many mainstream Christmas songs that exist in order to justify the 6-8 weeks of hearing nothing but that in every store. right now, American Christmas song infrastructure can support at best two weeks of in-store play.
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
There needs to be at least ten times as many mainstream Christmas songs that exist in order to justify the 6-8 weeks of hearing nothing but that in every store. right now, American Christmas song infrastructure can support at best two weeks of in-store play.
does anyone remember the one (1) week when the bulls weren't a depressing train wreck
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
does anyone remember the one (1) week when the bulls weren't a depressing train wreck
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What more could anyone need to know than what’s in the About section on their website.
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
What more could anyone need to know than what’s in the About section on their website.
(me going to the store) one GameAbove, please
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
(me going to the store) one GameAbove, please
jeff kent has been elected to the Truck Washing Hall of Fame
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
jeff kent has been elected to the Truck Washing Hall of Fame
northwestern is going to a bowl game whose sponsor doesn't have a wikipedia page
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
northwestern is going to a bowl game whose sponsor doesn't have a wikipedia page
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i'tom brady's job to be restating exactly what the play by play guy said but with Football Jibberish
BURKHARDT: What a great route, he stopped on a dime and made the catch at the sticks.
BRADY: Yeah, KB that's what we call a Greased Scotsman. He turns around and makes the catch, with his hands.
BURKHARDT: What a great route, he stopped on a dime and made the catch at the sticks.
BRADY: Yeah, KB that's what we call a Greased Scotsman. He turns around and makes the catch, with his hands.
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i'tom brady's job to be restating exactly what the play by play guy said but with Football Jibberish
BURKHARDT: What a great route, he stopped on a dime and made the catch at the sticks.
BRADY: Yeah, KB that's what we call a Greased Scotsman. He turns around and makes the catch, with his hands.
BURKHARDT: What a great route, he stopped on a dime and made the catch at the sticks.
BRADY: Yeah, KB that's what we call a Greased Scotsman. He turns around and makes the catch, with his hands.
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DR. GRANT: That's when the attack comes SWISH from the two other raptors you didn't even know were there. They'll slash at you with this...a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe.
TOM BRADY: That's right, A.G. We called that one "Bump 90."
TOM BRADY: That's right, A.G. We called that one "Bump 90."
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
DR. GRANT: That's when the attack comes SWISH from the two other raptors you didn't even know were there. They'll slash at you with this...a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe.
TOM BRADY: That's right, A.G. We called that one "Bump 90."
TOM BRADY: That's right, A.G. We called that one "Bump 90."
frankly i do not care for the green bay packers
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
frankly i do not care for the green bay packers
notre dame football refuses to play in pop tarts bowl after being horrified by the possibility of players having to participate in ritual where they eat something breaded that is supposed to represent something else
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
notre dame football refuses to play in pop tarts bowl after being horrified by the possibility of players having to participate in ritual where they eat something breaded that is supposed to represent something else
the pop tart mascot looking at the kid in the leprechaun suit as he emerges from the Football Offices and gives the thumbs down
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
the pop tart mascot looking at the kid in the leprechaun suit as he emerges from the Football Offices and gives the thumbs down
missing the playoff and refusing to eat the pop tart... throw them out of the FBS
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
missing the playoff and refusing to eat the pop tart... throw them out of the FBS
notre dame throwing a tantrum and refusing to go to the pop tarts bowl as if it is below their dignity is, for me, absolutely justification for the playoff committee to keep operating exactly as it has been
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10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
notre dame throwing a tantrum and refusing to go to the pop tarts bowl as if it is below their dignity is, for me, absolutely justification for the playoff committee to keep operating exactly as it has been
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it would be a very good bit to wear these absolutely disgusting uniforms
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
it would be a very good bit to wear these absolutely disgusting uniforms
game above? i predict a grave below. for the central michigan chippewas
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
game above? i predict a grave below. for the central michigan chippewas
(james brown voice) detroit city
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Northwestern and Central Michigan in the Game Above Sports Bowl
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
(james brown voice) detroit city
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thinking about all of the times i have smugly told someone "actually we don't really get snow until january or february anymore, we're more of a pacific northwest rainy winter through december" the last few years as I once again prepare to shovel five inches of snow
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
thinking about all of the times i have smugly told someone "actually we don't really get snow until january or february anymore, we're more of a pacific northwest rainy winter through december" the last few years as I once again prepare to shovel five inches of snow
the problem with the playoff is that powerhouse programs are able to shrug off losses to dogshit teams. if you root for a bad football team, your one superpower is that if you happen to upset a playoff-bound team you should be so radioactive to instantly torpedo them. they took that away from us
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
the problem with the playoff is that powerhouse programs are able to shrug off losses to dogshit teams. if you root for a bad football team, your one superpower is that if you happen to upset a playoff-bound team you should be so radioactive to instantly torpedo them. they took that away from us