BYCTOM
banner
byctom.bsky.social
BYCTOM
@byctom.bsky.social
gus johnson every single indiana pass
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
maserati mendoza
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
ryan day looks like a Galactic Space Emperor's third son who runs a car dealership
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Reposted by BYCTOM
Steve Kerr: "Pat is that motherfucker" 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
the team playing against ohio state getting away with some ludicrous blatant holding penalties? oh man. wow. bummer. that's a shame. you hate to see it.
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Reposted by BYCTOM
There’s vomit on his sweater already, Curt Cignetti.
November 23, 2024 at 7:04 PM
(ohio state player runs over the quarterback with a motorcycle he is driving onto the field)

KLATT: you hate to see it, but that's a legal hit. it was clean. sometimes you're just allowed to run over a guy with a motorcycle.
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
i feel like the sport of football should retire the name "bo jackson." if you're a very good football player and your name is also bo jackson, you should be forced to play under the name "bon johnson"
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
for some reason i am remembering when the Big Ten literally changed its rules in the middle of the covid season to let ohio state go to the big ten championship game and rob America of a Northwestern vs. Indiana title showdown
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
there is absolutely no way that a defensive player from like 16 of the 18 big ten teams does that hit on a star qb and doesn't get immediately flagged and possibly thrown in an oubliette
December 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
(pat spencer beating his chest and shouting at fans in Philadelphia) I actually used to play lacrosse! Not a lot of people know that!!!!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reposted by BYCTOM
JAMES LIPTON: As you know we do a survey inspired by the great Bernard Pivot. What is your favorite word?
JJ MCCARTHY: Touchdown.
LIPTON: Can we speak to Nine?
MCCARTHY: (ducks down puts on enormous amount of eye black)
LIPTON: Nine, what is your favorite word?
NINE (rasping like batman): meat
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Kyle Murray reportedly taking grounders in the Cardinals' fall league complex
bsky.app/profile/raps...
Cardinals QB Kyler Murray is not expected to play again this season, as he’s not progressing as hoped, per coach Jonathan Gannon.
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
HOST: Welcome back to American Cash-To, it's time for the What Was That About round. Here's the clue: Clouds.They swirl and mix. Ephemeral. Then they dissipate. Like they weren't there. What is that about?
CONTESTANT: RFK?
HOST: No. The answer is "the gossamer strains of the American establishment"
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Pat Spencer pounding his chest and yelling "I'M THAT MOTHERFUCKER" at the Sixers crowd has me dying
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
going to think about this every time I see a reference to the film "Hamnet"
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
every day I get more and more annoyed that the Cubs aren't even making a token effort to sign Kyle Tucker. I've never heard of a "big market" team trading a haul for a star player and not even pretending to try to keep him long term.
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This week on Big Ten Network's Penn State Coach Search

GERRY DINARDO: Sorry you have failed the Motivational Acronym Challenge. Take off your headset. You're cut.

Next week on Penn State Coach Search tension erupts in Coach House

51 YEAR OLD GUY NAMED CHIP OR BOBBY: Who ate my goddamn funyons??
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
since pat fitzgerald got hired, here's a post I wrote about him and northwestern football right after he was fired in 2023. bringyourchampionstheyreourmeat.blogspot.com/2023/07/the-...
The Pat Fitzgerald Era Ends In Tawdry Shrek Humping Scandal
On Thursday, Pat Fitzgerald was history's least-embattled 1-11 college football coach preparing for the final season in the recognizable Big...
bringyourchampionstheyreourmeat.blogspot.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
a Punting Quarterback is pretty much the apotheosis of northwestern quarterbacking, a shame Lujan could not properly use his talents

bsky.app/profile/sick...
YOUR DI QUARTERBACK PUNTING LEADERS - END OF THE REGULAR SEASON

Garrett Bass-Sulpizio of Cornell led the way with 6 Punts.

Mike Wright of East Carolina led FBS with 5 punts.
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
(putting on wireless headset microphone) Folks, don't be an American Canto. Today, i will teach you how to be an American Can-Do
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I don't subscribe to spotify if I did i would be disgusted getting their stupid list. Don't tell me what I listened to. Don't tell me what Netflix thinks I would like. You don't know me, you're a computer!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
that's right
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
never been a better time to be an independent pro wrestler in the oxford mississippi area and name yourself "Lane Coffin"
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM