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Ken Burns's Beach Boys BBQ Blowout Bash Blast
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Ken Burns's Beach Boys BBQ Blowout Bash Blast
(the black and white freeze frame with the Yakuza Boss Font)
Republican Gonzalez
Republican Gonzalez
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
(the black and white freeze frame with the Yakuza Boss Font)
Republican Gonzalez
Republican Gonzalez
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The Marlins have designated RP Republican Gonzalez for assignment.
Laughing very strongly at "Republican Gonzalez."
Eileen Higgins just became the first Democrat elected mayor of Miami in nearly 30 years.
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The Marlins have designated RP Republican Gonzalez for assignment.
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Remember when I said I’d eat the mashed potatoes last? I lied.
Coworker of mine made his wife a special dinner to commemorate the 40th anniversary of COMMANDO debuting in theaters
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Remember when I said I’d eat the mashed potatoes last? I lied.
today's news: 44 year-old Phillip Rivers is Activated by the Colts
tomorrow's news: Rivers is Doubtful with Slept On Neck Slightly Funny. he will be reevaluated in 4-6 weeks.
tomorrow's news: Rivers is Doubtful with Slept On Neck Slightly Funny. he will be reevaluated in 4-6 weeks.
December 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
today's news: 44 year-old Phillip Rivers is Activated by the Colts
tomorrow's news: Rivers is Doubtful with Slept On Neck Slightly Funny. he will be reevaluated in 4-6 weeks.
tomorrow's news: Rivers is Doubtful with Slept On Neck Slightly Funny. he will be reevaluated in 4-6 weeks.
trying my hand at On3 style graphics
December 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
trying my hand at On3 style graphics
forgive me i was tied up in other things today but if i have it correct, the notre dame athletic director held a press conference today to simply say "here's the big news: i'm mad"
December 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
forgive me i was tied up in other things today but if i have it correct, the notre dame athletic director held a press conference today to simply say "here's the big news: i'm mad"
the horrible eagles have plummeted to 8-5 and first place in the NFC east
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
the horrible eagles have plummeted to 8-5 and first place in the NFC east
notre dame AD announces press conference tomorrow to announce the fighting irish are giving up football on account of the very unfair playoff committee. the AD is expected to announce that the university will be devoting its athletic resources to Intercollegiate Power Slap
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
notre dame AD announces press conference tomorrow to announce the fighting irish are giving up football on account of the very unfair playoff committee. the AD is expected to announce that the university will be devoting its athletic resources to Intercollegiate Power Slap
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troy aikman after making it about halfway through "i am the walrus": yeah ya know, the fella said he was sitting on a cornflake, and i just don't know how that's possible in that situation
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
troy aikman after making it about halfway through "i am the walrus": yeah ya know, the fella said he was sitting on a cornflake, and i just don't know how that's possible in that situation
my thoughts on notre dame potentially attempting to join the big ten
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
my thoughts on notre dame potentially attempting to join the big ten
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BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.
September 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.
Jed Hoyer arrives at Winter Meetings saying the Cubs will spend significant money in free agency this year-- that is of course unless all of the good free agents are just slightly too expensive for them to pull the trigger on, which is crazy how that keeps happening.
December 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Jed Hoyer arrives at Winter Meetings saying the Cubs will spend significant money in free agency this year-- that is of course unless all of the good free agents are just slightly too expensive for them to pull the trigger on, which is crazy how that keeps happening.
There needs to be at least ten times as many mainstream Christmas songs that exist in order to justify the 6-8 weeks of hearing nothing but that in every store. right now, American Christmas song infrastructure can support at best two weeks of in-store play.
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
There needs to be at least ten times as many mainstream Christmas songs that exist in order to justify the 6-8 weeks of hearing nothing but that in every store. right now, American Christmas song infrastructure can support at best two weeks of in-store play.
does anyone remember the one (1) week when the bulls weren't a depressing train wreck
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
does anyone remember the one (1) week when the bulls weren't a depressing train wreck
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What more could anyone need to know than what’s in the About section on their website.
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
What more could anyone need to know than what’s in the About section on their website.
(me going to the store) one GameAbove, please
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
(me going to the store) one GameAbove, please
jeff kent has been elected to the Truck Washing Hall of Fame
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
jeff kent has been elected to the Truck Washing Hall of Fame
northwestern is going to a bowl game whose sponsor doesn't have a wikipedia page
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
northwestern is going to a bowl game whose sponsor doesn't have a wikipedia page
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i'tom brady's job to be restating exactly what the play by play guy said but with Football Jibberish
BURKHARDT: What a great route, he stopped on a dime and made the catch at the sticks.
BRADY: Yeah, KB that's what we call a Greased Scotsman. He turns around and makes the catch, with his hands.
BURKHARDT: What a great route, he stopped on a dime and made the catch at the sticks.
BRADY: Yeah, KB that's what we call a Greased Scotsman. He turns around and makes the catch, with his hands.
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i'tom brady's job to be restating exactly what the play by play guy said but with Football Jibberish
BURKHARDT: What a great route, he stopped on a dime and made the catch at the sticks.
BRADY: Yeah, KB that's what we call a Greased Scotsman. He turns around and makes the catch, with his hands.
BURKHARDT: What a great route, he stopped on a dime and made the catch at the sticks.
BRADY: Yeah, KB that's what we call a Greased Scotsman. He turns around and makes the catch, with his hands.
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DR. GRANT: That's when the attack comes SWISH from the two other raptors you didn't even know were there. They'll slash at you with this...a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe.
TOM BRADY: That's right, A.G. We called that one "Bump 90."
TOM BRADY: That's right, A.G. We called that one "Bump 90."
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
DR. GRANT: That's when the attack comes SWISH from the two other raptors you didn't even know were there. They'll slash at you with this...a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe.
TOM BRADY: That's right, A.G. We called that one "Bump 90."
TOM BRADY: That's right, A.G. We called that one "Bump 90."
frankly i do not care for the green bay packers
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
frankly i do not care for the green bay packers