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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko

@jeffkrisko.bsky.social

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Words, footballabsurdity.com FSWA Member "Does it pass the JiA test?" I'm never referring to dynasty Neoliberalism will not save us. Niners/Giants/Kings

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1m

The internet signal to noise ratio is appalling, and has been for a LONG time

unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 3m

maybe an unpopular opinion but like, i don't think this is a big deal given how the internet has worked since 2010. any writer will tell you they've been plagiarized by at least a dozen backlink slopsites, each connected to 10000 other sites that get 10 views a day, selling ads on each

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1h

Over half of all articles on the Internet are now written by AI

(via Axios)

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 2h

As long as you don't consider the things I've said about Jake Moody as legally actionable

unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 2h

i saw some people on twitter saying "i mean this is bad but haven't we all said incredibly horrific shit in the group chat" and like? no? actually? not at all?

onion person @junlper.beer · 8h

these people know how extreme they are

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Aug 12

Glenn Moore
@TheNewsAtGlenn
I quoted the line 'They were no longer little girls. They were little women' in a school essay and found out later it wasn't in the book and it was just something Moe said
12:36 PM • 2019-12-20

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 6h

"If I was him I simply would not have been hit by the bullet" - president donald j trump

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 6h

38% of that is depreciation though, which (a) isn't really an expense and (2) not something you really worry about if you're buying a car

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 6h

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shyduck @shyduck.bsky.social · 6h

The "Does He Know" meme with the guy with the face. I don't want to know any further

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

its not gonna be this good

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

did that happen with ben johnson

a person is playing a game of chess with a king and queen on a chess board

ALT: a person is playing a game of chess with a king and queen on a chess board

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

is jake moody high right now

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

san francisco 49ers legend Jacob "Jake" Moody

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

I dont know how many people this is for

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

Jake Moody... DID IT!?

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

I was so worried that was gonna be on Croskey-Merritt, I dunno if his psyche could take more fumbles

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

Good tackling Washington 👍

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

Welcome to the Jake Moody Experience, Chicago

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

I have this *exact* hit on a rogue right now at the shop, it's not so bad!

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

I had this one waiting for me this morning at work so I may have a different perspective on things

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

Ehhh I *guess*

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

I had no memory of McNichols on the 49ers. He played 26 special teams snaps and that's it lol

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god they did it

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

Are these games about to be in the second quarter at the same time lol

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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 1d

Continued Monday Night Football doubleheaders is a pretty serious breach of the social contract

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

100% of the people who say that Colombus was a product of his time have never even *heard* of de las Casas

George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 1d

Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison.

Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.

But too many of the slaves died in captivity. And so Columbus, desperate to pay back dividends to those who had in-vested, had to make good his promise to fill the ships with gold. In the province of Cicao on Haiti, where he and his men imagined huge gold fields to exist, they ordered all persons fourteen years or older to collect a certain quantity of gold every three months. When they brought it, they were given copper tokens to hang around their necks. Indians found without a copper token had their hands cut off and bled to death.
The Indians had been given an impossible task. The only gold around was bits of dust garnered from the streams. So they fled, were hunted down with dogs, and were killed.

After each six or eight months' work in the mines, which was the time required of each crew to dig enough gold for melting, up to a third of the men died.
While the men were sent many miles away to the mines, the wives remained to work the soil, forced into the excruciating job of digging and making thousands of hills for cassava plants.
Thus husbands and wives were together only once every eight or ten months and when they met they were so exhausted and depressed on both sides... they ceased to pro-create. As for the newly born, they died early because their mothers, overworked and fam-ished, had no milk to nurse them, and for this reason, while I was in Cuba, 7000 children died in three months. Some mothers even drowned their babies from sheer desper-ation.... In this way, husbands died in the mines, wives died at work, and children died from lack of milk ... and in a short time this land which was so great, so powerful and fer-tile... was depopulated... My eyes have seen these acts so foreign to human nature, and now I tremble as I write....

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Dave @pugganoche.bsky.social · 1d

Man. I Haven’t heard such a sad story involving Mariners on the Great Lakes since the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

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