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party game designer/shitpost historian/writer/gaming himbo/MBMBaM heely guy/your maybe future 78th favorite pro wrestler. He/Him [email protected] @samgreszes on hive and twitter discord: robotsfightingdinosaurs

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · Mar 12

The game I made is available NOW! It's a party game based on brainwormed internet discourse, which means it's perfect for bluesky users who are disgusted with themselves for missing the terrible debates they had on twitter. Get it before I sell out!

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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · Jun 13

no kings except the fellas in the group chat

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 8h

he died

unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 8h

sorry no lmao if kamala listened to us and kept calling republicans weird and broke with biden on gaza trump would not have won. we were the ones warning you that mealymouthed neolib shit would lead to where we're at now, and once again, sadly, we were proven right

unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 8h

wild thing to say when zohran has singlehandedly captured the nation's attention with the wildly innovative strategy of "running on progressive issues that have polled well for at least a decade across party lines"

Cai @annenotation.bsky.social · 1d

Leftists are just wreckers. They are a huge part of why we currently have no bench.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 9h

‘leftists are wreckers’ factoid actually just statistical error. average leftist is not a huge part of why we have no bench. Maoist Georg, who lives in a cave and refuses to vote 10,000 times each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

Cai @annenotation.bsky.social · 1d

Leftists are just wreckers. They are a huge part of why we currently have no bench.

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 8h

its true we are

unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 9h

vedder? i hardly kn

unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 18h

i will not hear elf bowling slander, that shit was fun and that was enough back then

unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 18h

this one got an audible laugh

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 18h

"he's got a bear carcass in there, a moose, couple of tigers, two dolphins. so i ask him, 'what's with all these rotting animal corpses?' suddenly he turns all white, starts screaming: you're alive???"

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 18h

fuck this is so good

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 18h

"he keeps telling me he'll never get the shot, it isn't safe he says, but after one night together he started begging: please, please shoot me"

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 18h

All's I'm saying is, that when he invited me out to hang out with bears in Central Park, he shoulda been more specific!

rodney dangerfield with his arms outstretched looking aghast

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 18h

It was a cat. The corpse is that of a fish.

unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 19h

incredible timeline convergence here

a nintendo repost of an espurr looking into the middle distance, followed by a post by mads with an umamusume character doing the same

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 19h

rick steves i was familiar with your game but i was not familiar with this specific part of your game

Rick Steves @ricksteves.bsky.social · 21h

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Last June, more than 5 million Americans joined #NoKings rallies across the country, protesting President Trump's authoritarianism. And this Saturday, with your help, it's going to be even bigger and better.

unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 19h

yeah like, lot to be afraid of with AI but specifically the worry that it'll make a larger portion of the internet slop is something that like, i am simply not concerned about since yeah, any internet user rn will be used to it

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 19h

the internet has not been a series of tubes for at least 15 years, it really is a big truck you just dump something on, and the majority of its users either know how to navigate the slop, or just stick to reading shit on MSN or another relatively trustworthy aggregator

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 19h

maybe an unpopular opinion but like, i don't think this is a big deal given how the internet has worked since 2010. any writer will tell you they've been plagiarized by at least a dozen backlink slopsites, each connected to 10000 other sites that get 10 views a day, selling ads on each

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 21h

Over half of all articles on the Internet are now written by AI

(via Axios)

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 20h

this is a Sign Of Something Changing

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 21h

"What do you have to say about the capitulation that you participated in?"

Cory Booker clearly wasn't expecting the pushback he got from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social

Full interview: youtu.be/HLfzsOVjlxc

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 20h

this was one of the better games of its year, and it does things with the time loop genre and the expectations of its players that nobody else has even come close to doing. i'm so glad it was successful enough to get an adaptation

unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 20h

WAIT, THEY MADE A GNOSIA ANIME? Holy shit dude

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molly ✨ @brat.fm · 23h

this shit had 20 year old molly hooting and hollering and pounding on her desk

Great art on Bluesky @art.feediverse.org · 23h

Composition with Blue, 1937 #neoplasticism #mondrian

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 22h

if you are or know the people paid to make these clips i would love to talk to you and ask what the absolute fuck the brief was

Game Developers Conference @officialgdc.bsky.social · 1d

🎮 PIXELS → POWER-UPS → PURE MAGIC ✨
Next week changes everything.
GDC Festival of Gaming 2026 registration launches!

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 22h

it's not like i'm not in edgy gcs!!! i play fantasy football!!!!! i am a GAMER!!!!!!!! but like, again, if any of those leaked, it'd be "damn it's kinda embarrassing how much of an idiot that guy is" not "damn im never talking to that guy again, what a sick, hateful individual"