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Fun fact, this will save the NYC taxpayer money
See, everyone who's ever lived in Japan or even just visited here for a week knows that Mamdani's cause is moral and righteous
January 15, 2026 at 6:39 AM
If I lived in Spiderman times I'd start a newspaper called the Daily Bungle and it'd be kind of a hilarious send-up of the news of the day with a satirical yet earnest bent
January 15, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Yeah man like, the country is giving them guns and military vehicles and tactical gear, getting that taken away from them is a dub
i do not like to quote dunk but i hate this "well what happens when we abolish ice and those thousands of white supremacists who love murder don't have jobs" thing. i don't know man maybe they do white supremacist murder that i'm not paying them to do in my name. what is your point
January 15, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Guardians of the Galaxy had one of the best stories in AAA gaming
My eternal video game Opinions are:
Final Fantasy VIII > VII
Midnight Suns/GotG are peak
Forspoken is good
Majora was the better Zelda in that duology
January 15, 2026 at 6:04 AM
bringing back nfts but it's just me texting jpgs of little guys i made up to my friends
January 15, 2026 at 4:54 AM
hey does anyone know anyone who works front of house at chubby cattle because i NEED to know if anybody has served anyone using the chubby cattle nft membership
Chubby Cattle Introduces NFTs - and Free Food For Life
Chubby Cattle International is the first restaurant group in the world to offer a digital dining membership that utilizes non-fungible tokens (NFTs) and blockchain technology. Breaking barriers of con...
finance.yahoo.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:10 AM
this is probably the best comic strip i've seen since i read the calvin and hobbes omnibus
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
taco bell gave me like three extra packs of avocado salsa in my order for free
January 15, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Walukaiji
Twitterで麻雀の話が流れてきたので衝動的に
January 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I bet you wouldn't be talking so tough if you knew i beat the harmoneel rehearsal in donkey kong bananza
January 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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is this about Greenland or Minneapolis?
How about we not get into a fight with Scandinavian soldiers in a frozen landscape. Foreign invaders trying that while going "we're bigger than you, back down" has a bad record.
January 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
January 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
die on this hill the discourse party game available now at Dieonthishillgame.com
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
wait I have a cricut, I can make a custom cheekface shirt, what should I make for the concert tomorrow. considering an 'I don't dream' shirt but that's probably too depressing
EMPHATICALLY NO 5TH BIRTHDAY SHOWS‼️

WHOS WEARING COSPLAY

WHOS WEARING HISTORIC MERCH

WHO MADE THEIR OWN CHEEKFACE SHIRT

WHOS STARTING THE PIT

WE ARE PLAYING SO MANY SONGS WEVE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE LETS SEE HOW MANY LYRICS I FORGET LOL

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January 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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calling outta work with internal chest bleeding definitely in my torso area
January 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
It's not an endorsement but if I had to have a beer with either yggy or rogan it'd be rogan in a heartbeat and I don't think I'm the only lefty who thinks this way
when you're to the right of jim rogan
January 14, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Come see me at combo breaker BTW I'll be djing
It really hurts that the whole FGC scene has now the stench because of the Saudies buying EVO, and people will not stop supporting it.
January 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
If the AI stuff was your hard line for SNK, not the human rights violations, idk, I'm side eyeing you
January 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Reposted by sam !
EMPHATICALLY NO 5TH BIRTHDAY SHOWS‼️

WHOS WEARING COSPLAY

WHOS WEARING HISTORIC MERCH

WHO MADE THEIR OWN CHEEKFACE SHIRT

WHOS STARTING THE PIT

WE ARE PLAYING SO MANY SONGS WEVE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE LETS SEE HOW MANY LYRICS I FORGET LOL

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January 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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holy shit i love being thanked for my interest!!!!!
January 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
It's just so fucked. It is not the job of a journalist to say something you can or cannot disagree with! It is the job of a journalist to report the damn news!
Been reading this over and over and can't for the life of me understand what he's even trying to say. This is a lot of words to say... nothing.
January 14, 2026 at 5:54 PM
realizing with horror that the vibes are better on LinkedIn than they are here
January 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
We would truly be a shining jewel in the world if reconstruction wasn't sabotaged, I really believe
One of the things that has actually made me more socialist is reading the history of the civil war because you learn, through well documented primary sources, how much radical republicanism and reconstruction was betrayed, before the war even finished, because of liberal capitalist imperialism.
January 14, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
He's Tony Romo now
January 14, 2026 at 1:03 AM