Ash Parrish
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Video Game Reporter @verge Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry 📧: [email protected] Signal: @adashtra.87 Discord: @adashtra 📍Northeast Ohio 🌠 per aspera, ad astra 🌠 She/her
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Hey (again)! My name is Ash and I'm a video game journalist at The Verge! I cover a wealth of video game and video game adjacent topics from reported pieces on business & labor to the quirky / humorous aspects inherent to video game culture. Check out my works here:
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Ash Parrish Profile and Activity | The Verge
Ash Parrish is a reporter who covers the business, culture, and communities of video games, with a focus on marginalized gamers and the quirky, horny, culture of video game communities.
www.theverge.com
adashtra.bsky.social
But don't i gotta get all the fleas to get that oil?? The platforming to get up to that bounty hunter flea is a PITA
adashtra.bsky.social
.... to my great regret, yes
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I coulda been done with this game but nooooooo I had to get the TWUE ending
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EZ CLAP BIIIIIITCH
This 6th try victory brought to you by the Architect Crest/Plasmium vial build
She's easy when you're not particularly concerned with your health
adashtra.bsky.social
Crunchyroll has passed me off with their ai subtitling that I canceled. Sailing high seas to watch Gundam ZZ
adashtra.bsky.social
Reader! It worked again against the bell beast
adashtra.bsky.social
Ok i see you David Chase
adashtra.bsky.social
I can't believe that worked lmaooooo
adashtra.bsky.social
EZ CLAP BIIIIIITCH
This 6th try victory brought to you by the Architect Crest/Plasmium vial build
She's easy when you're not particularly concerned with your health
adashtra.bsky.social
Mario, obviously
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name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
adashtra.bsky.social
Well when you think about it, ofc the poc in this movie would *still* be worse off than the white folks.
Ain't that always the way?
Reposted by Ash Parrish
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Effectively what happened in 2023 is bigger games journalists, ones with real pull and weight, decided they didn’t want to get involved in culture war stuff unless it was from a safe distance. But that’s not really how it works. You don’t choose when the culture war knocks on yr door, it just does
adashtra.bsky.social
Same thing i did! Took all my powers to fight the muscle memory of resting at a bench
adashtra.bsky.social
Yes, I've already unlocked the path to the true ending and I'm slowly making my way to act 3
adashtra.bsky.social
AND IT'S NOT GONNA WORK MR CARTER
adashtra.bsky.social
Broke: bad bunny half time show is un-American
Woke: bad bunny half time is once again a timely indictment of American white supremacy
Bespoke: bad bunny is Jay z's attempt to get us off his back for being a Rick Ross-ass republican homey
adashtra.bsky.social
All them people are terminally online. They HAVE to know, at least, his reputation. ATP I'm convinced they have posters disease and think he can't get them or seriously have a humiliation fetish. His attention just sets off their lizard brains like Christmas lights
adashtra.bsky.social
I know a big budget film HATE to see Jennifer Lopez or Jared Leto comin
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‘Kiss of the Spider Woman’ earned $840,000 in its opening weekend.

The film had a $34 million dollar budget.
Reposted by Ash Parrish
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White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.
adashtra.bsky.social
The Christians he around ain't shit neither
adashtra.bsky.social
He saying this bc he wants his base to get mad at God
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Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
adashtra.bsky.social
That goes triple for the fash.
adashtra.bsky.social
Best thing I'll say about One Battle After Another is
This is what niggas meant by "stay woke" before you fucks do what you do best, steal and flatten language.
Another thing it gets right: 99.9999999% of the time it will be your own niggas.
adashtra.bsky.social
High halls gauntlet is bruuutal but far more doable with help. (But its a lot of work to get help tho)