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>Check entire thread.
Sometimes you gotta do things yourself.
Sometimes you gotta do things yourself.
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
>Check entire thread.
Sometimes you gotta do things yourself.
Sometimes you gotta do things yourself.
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no that’s my collection of screen accurate ps1 sword props
Low polyARMORy
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
no that’s my collection of screen accurate ps1 sword props
i think someone got actually mad about my swoletariat post and yeah man it was cringe but whatever i'm proud of my gains and i'm proud to be the kind of guy who when he's at a protest can have people stand behind him and feel safe
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i think someone got actually mad about my swoletariat post and yeah man it was cringe but whatever i'm proud of my gains and i'm proud to be the kind of guy who when he's at a protest can have people stand behind him and feel safe
labeler never fails y'all
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
labeler never fails y'all
markey's still got it too tbh and he's older than god
I hate the "geriatric" comments about Congress because not all geriatrics are the same.
Sure, Chuck Schumer seems like he's propped up by a dolly at all times, but Bernie and Warren have the energy of much younger people. I'm pretty sure AOC and Jasmine Crockett will still be firebrands at 80.
Sure, Chuck Schumer seems like he's propped up by a dolly at all times, but Bernie and Warren have the energy of much younger people. I'm pretty sure AOC and Jasmine Crockett will still be firebrands at 80.
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
markey's still got it too tbh and he's older than god
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low polyamory
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
low polyamory
games nobody but me remembers:
I-Ninja
Whirl Tour
Way Of The Samurai
Morphman
Skyroads
Skunny Kart
Cel Damage
Viewtiful Joe Red Hot Rumble
Dr. Muto
Mercury Meltdown
Mohawk and Headphone Jack
Star Quest 1 in the 27th Century
Small Soldiers: Globotech Design Lab
Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ
I-Ninja
Whirl Tour
Way Of The Samurai
Morphman
Skyroads
Skunny Kart
Cel Damage
Viewtiful Joe Red Hot Rumble
Dr. Muto
Mercury Meltdown
Mohawk and Headphone Jack
Star Quest 1 in the 27th Century
Small Soldiers: Globotech Design Lab
Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
games nobody but me remembers:
I-Ninja
Whirl Tour
Way Of The Samurai
Morphman
Skyroads
Skunny Kart
Cel Damage
Viewtiful Joe Red Hot Rumble
Dr. Muto
Mercury Meltdown
Mohawk and Headphone Jack
Star Quest 1 in the 27th Century
Small Soldiers: Globotech Design Lab
Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ
I-Ninja
Whirl Tour
Way Of The Samurai
Morphman
Skyroads
Skunny Kart
Cel Damage
Viewtiful Joe Red Hot Rumble
Dr. Muto
Mercury Meltdown
Mohawk and Headphone Jack
Star Quest 1 in the 27th Century
Small Soldiers: Globotech Design Lab
Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ
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one time I pointed out that elon musk followed no women on twitter and he immediately followed caity weaver
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
one time I pointed out that elon musk followed no women on twitter and he immediately followed caity weaver
go fuckin dawgs sic'em woof woof woof
Oh my god he was literally saying I'M A FUCKING DAWG
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
go fuckin dawgs sic'em woof woof woof
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Don’t fall into the “absolutely everyone has the same rich interior life as me” trap I lived in forever. Most people do! But Fascism requires a certain number of people who are shockingly simple.
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Don’t fall into the “absolutely everyone has the same rich interior life as me” trap I lived in forever. Most people do! But Fascism requires a certain number of people who are shockingly simple.
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JCO proving what I’ve been saying for years when it comes to engaging with chuds - they don’t care if you think they’re stupid, or hypocritical, or evil (they’ll like it because they hate you). But if you find the way to accurately show how *uncool* they are, you can really really fuck with them.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
JCO proving what I’ve been saying for years when it comes to engaging with chuds - they don’t care if you think they’re stupid, or hypocritical, or evil (they’ll like it because they hate you). But if you find the way to accurately show how *uncool* they are, you can really really fuck with them.
i try to live my life in such a way where i get at least one "oh, honey" a day
Oh honey
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
i try to live my life in such a way where i get at least one "oh, honey" a day
learning now that hazbin hotel and habbo hotel are two different things
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
learning now that hazbin hotel and habbo hotel are two different things
my favorite part about this is he's posting about books and movies as if the claim was that he's uncultured -- it wasn't, the claim was that he is joyless, mirthless, and not truly living! the "have you ever seen him celebrate a sports team victory" part i think was the most important one!
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
oh my god
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
my favorite part about this is he's posting about books and movies as if the claim was that he's uncultured -- it wasn't, the claim was that he is joyless, mirthless, and not truly living! the "have you ever seen him celebrate a sports team victory" part i think was the most important one!
once i was mixing it up with will in a thread where i was like hey, a line going up on a graph, and wages going up overall, doesn't mean things are easier for the working class given the way rent prices are calculated in cost of living indices, and he qrted me with an incredibly bad faith dunk!
this man thinks i have far, far more power than i do and it's becoming weird atp
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
once i was mixing it up with will in a thread where i was like hey, a line going up on a graph, and wages going up overall, doesn't mean things are easier for the working class given the way rent prices are calculated in cost of living indices, and he qrted me with an incredibly bad faith dunk!
jice spilled
this man thinks i have far, far more power than i do and it's becoming weird atp
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
jice spilled
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A year ago, I went full-time freelance.
I wrote a little essay about it.
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I wrote a little essay about it.
www.patreon.com/posts/its-be...
It's Been A Year... | INVERTED by Alyssa Mercante
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November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
A year ago, I went full-time freelance.
I wrote a little essay about it.
www.patreon.com/posts/its-be...
I wrote a little essay about it.
www.patreon.com/posts/its-be...
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what the fri k
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
what the fri k
man of course it's maker's, the whiskey of choice for people who don't like whiskey but are willing to overpay to signal to others that they do
This is far and away my pettiest Tim Kaine gripe but the Senator’s advance staff always deliver a bottle of Maker’s Mark that is for him only to fundraising events so he doesn’t have to do toasts with the cheap beer and wine the hosts provide and that always really irked me
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
man of course it's maker's, the whiskey of choice for people who don't like whiskey but are willing to overpay to signal to others that they do
welcome to the resistance, um... *checks notes*
well, certainly that can't be right now can it
well, certainly that can't be right now can it
This seems significant
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
welcome to the resistance, um... *checks notes*
well, certainly that can't be right now can it
well, certainly that can't be right now can it
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The Secret of Weepstone is a very promising role-playing game with early D&D vibes and a demo now on Steam:
This Cool New Dungeon Crawler Is Like An Early D&D Adventure
The Secret of Weepstone is a very promising role-playing game with a demo now on Steam
kotaku.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The Secret of Weepstone is a very promising role-playing game with early D&D vibes and a demo now on Steam:
chicago in the snow is the most beautiful place in the world
IT'S SNOWING ITS SNOWING ITS SNOWING ITS CHRISTMAS ITS SNOWING SO ITS CHRISTMAS
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
chicago in the snow is the most beautiful place in the world
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November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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🚨RUN TO FS1 WOMEN ARE DOING PRECISION CHOPPING I REPEAT WOMEN WITH CHAINSAWS ARE DOING SPEED PRECISION CHOPPING🚨
if anyone needs cathartic television fs1 is currently showing the world timbersports championships where it's a bunch of dudes rock ass guys doing precision and speed woodchopping
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
🚨RUN TO FS1 WOMEN ARE DOING PRECISION CHOPPING I REPEAT WOMEN WITH CHAINSAWS ARE DOING SPEED PRECISION CHOPPING🚨
man even Charlie Brown got sick of trying to kick the football at some point
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
man even Charlie Brown got sick of trying to kick the football at some point